Happy Fucking 31st Birthday Bitch

Happy Fucking 31st Birthday Bitch

Author: Karlon Douglas

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-07-02

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781077466975

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Bitch Planet #9

Bitch Planet #9

Author: Kelly Sue Deconnick

Publisher: Image Comics

Published: 2016-11-02

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13:

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Subversive Cross Stitch

Subversive Cross Stitch

Author: Julie Jackson

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2006-04-13

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9780811853477

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Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.


I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author: Sarah J. Robinson

Publisher: WaterBrook

Published: 2021-05-11

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 0593193539

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A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.


I'll Stop Being A Sarcastic Bitch When You Stop Being A Stupid Fuck

I'll Stop Being A Sarcastic Bitch When You Stop Being A Stupid Fuck

Author: B. Happy

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-04-18

Total Pages: 101

ISBN-13: 9781095122198

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Motivational Affirmation Gratitude Journal Whether you'restruggling and looking to journal your feelings away, or need a great sarcastic gift, this inspirationalnotebook is sure to life spirits and put happiness in your life. Journaling goals? Need to focuson the positive? This book provides ample space to write your thoughts, use as a place to trackyour daily devotionals, or keep track of simple acts of kindness and notes. AddTo Cart Now A perfect place for your reflection and prayer time, this notepadlets you reflect on the good things in life, those important people who put a smile on your face,and track daily feelings. Features: 100 undatedpages Space to write daily affirmations for great moments and importantpeople A notes section for doodling, reflection, and tracking memorableevents Product Description: 6x9" 100pages Uniquely designed matte cover High quality, heavy paper Wehave lots of great trackers and journals, so be sure to check out our other listings by clicking onthe "Author Name" link just below the title of this tracker. Ideas On How ToUse This Tracker: Mother's Day Gift Birthday Gift StockingStuffer Teacher Gift Coworker Gift GraduationGift


Nightbitch

Nightbitch

Author: Rachel Yoder

Publisher: Anchor

Published: 2021-07-20

Total Pages: 218

ISBN-13: 0385546823

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SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING AMY ADAMS • In this blazingly smart and voracious debut novel, an artist turned stay-at-home mom becomes convinced she's turning into a dog. • "A must-read for anyone who can’t get enough of the ever-blurring line between the psychological and supernatural that Yellowjackets exemplifies." —Vulture One day, the mother was a mother, but then one night, she was quite suddenly something else... An ambitious mother puts her art career on hold to stay at home with her newborn son, but the experience does not match her imagination. Two years later, she steps into the bathroom for a break from her toddler's demands, only to discover a dense patch of hair on the back of her neck. In the mirror, her canines suddenly look sharper than she remembers. Her husband, who travels for work five days a week, casually dismisses her fears from faraway hotel rooms. As the mother's symptoms intensify, and her temptation to give in to her new dog impulses peak, she struggles to keep her alter-canine-identity secret. Seeking a cure at the library, she discovers the mysterious academic tome which becomes her bible, A Field Guide to Magical Women: A Mythical Ethnography, and meets a group of mommies involved in a multilevel-marketing scheme who may also be more than what they seem. An outrageously original novel of ideas about art, power, and womanhood wrapped in a satirical fairy tale, Nightbitch will make you want to howl in laughter and recognition. And you should. You should howl as much as you want.


Penpal

Penpal

Author: Dathan Auerbach

Publisher: 1000Vultures

Published: 2012-07

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0985545518

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Happy Birthday, Wanda June

Happy Birthday, Wanda June

Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Publisher: Dial Press Trade Paperback

Published: 2020-05-05

Total Pages: 209

ISBN-13: 0385283865

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“Richly and often pertinently funny [with] a sure instinct for the carefully considered irrelevance . . . a great deal of incidental hilarity [and] inspired idiocy.”—The New York Times Happy Birthday Wanda June was Kurt Vonnegut’s first play, which premiered in New York in 1970 and was then adapted into a film in 1971. It is a darkly humorous and searing examination of the excesses of capitalism, patriotism, toxic masculinity, and American culture in the post-Vietnam War era. Featuring behind-the-scenes photographs from the original stage production, this play captures Vonnegut’s brilliantly distinct perspective unlike we have ever seen it before. “A great artist.”—The Cincinnati Enquirer


The Making of a Stand-Up Guy

The Making of a Stand-Up Guy

Author: Charlie Murphy

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2009-12-01

Total Pages: 238

ISBN-13: 1439150532

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As one of the most popular performers on Comedy Central’s mega-hit The Chappelle Show, Charlie Murphy—older brother of comedy legend Eddie Murphy—shares his passion for comedy and tells his true Hollywood stories in this juicy and highly entertaining memoir. Once described by Chris Rock as “Eddie Murphy on acid,” Charlie Murphy has achieved fame as a recurring performer on the critically acclaimed, three-time Emmy-nominated cult sensation Chappelle’s Show on Comedy Central. Celebrated in particular for his “Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories” skits, featuring hilarious renditions of Rick James and Prince, Murphy now recounts many of the actual stories that inspired these popular sketches in vivid and comical detail in Doing Time: The Making of a Stand-Up Guy. With his flare for storytelling and his distinctive and fearless voice, it’s no wonder that Charlie Murphy has been the subject of many featured stories in numerous magazines, including GQ, Essence, Rolling Stone, and he was recently listed as one of the Hottest People to Watch in Entertainment Weekly’s “Must List.” Featuring outrageous misadventures as part of his younger brother Eddie’s entourage, and hysterical encounters with numerous celebrities, Doing Time: The Making of a Stand-Up Guy is a fascinating and wildly funny chronicle from one of the most talented comedians today.


Candace Reign

Candace Reign

Author: Sharai Robbin

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-09-15

Total Pages: 416

ISBN-13: 1593096577

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Even with a decent job, Candace is barely getting by, and raising her 10-year-old son is becoming more challenging by the day. Still she's focused on a big promotion with a healthy salary increase that will put her right where she needs to be. Then she meets Chris - a pretty boy seven years her junior. His street-savvy swagger and seductive smile keep her heart racing. She should know better than to get involved with a man who's tied to the streets, but Candace can't bring herself to shake him off. And soon, Chris drags her down a road that threatens to end her life...