It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

Author: Colin Nissan

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Published: 2021-09-28

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 1797214756

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A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.

The Biggest Leaf Pile
The Biggest Leaf Pile

Author: Steve Metzger

Publisher:

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9780439556576

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All the autumn leaves want to be on top of the biggest leaf pile, but when a big bear jumps on the pile, the leaves learn an important lesson about friendship.

Welcome Home
Welcome Home

Author: Liz Cowen Furman

Publisher: David C Cook

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 134

ISBN-13: 9780781438346

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This little book is packed with practical ideas for decorating your home, recipes that tempt the taste buds, and traditions that build lasting family memories. You'll want two copies--one to use over and over throughout the year and one to give to a friend! Inside you'll find: bull; bull;Holiday table settings bull;Crafts and gifts bull;Family Activities bull;Yummy recipes bull;Faith and value builders

I Love Fall!
I Love Fall!

Author: Alison Inches

Publisher: Little Simon

Published: 2009-09-08

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781416936091

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From plump orange pumpkins to crunchy leaves, readers will love all the textures fall has to offer in this delightful touch-and-feel board book. From woolly scarves and plump orange pumpkins to crunchy leaves and smooth wicker baskets, readers will delight in all the different textures fall has to offer. With simple, rhyming verses and sweet, vibrant illustrations, youngsters can celebrate the season with this touch-and-feel board book that's perfect for small hands.

Get the Guy
Get the Guy

Author: Matthew Hussey

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2013-04-09

Total Pages: 207

ISBN-13: 0062241761

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Most dating books tell you what NOT to do. Here's a book dedicated to telling you what you CAN do. In his book, Get the Guy, Matthew Hussey—relationship expert, matchmaker, and star of the reality show Ready for Love—reveals the secrets of the male mind and the fundamentals of dating and mating for a proven, revolutionary approach to help women to find lasting love. Matthew Hussey has coached thousands of high-powered CEOs, showing them how to develop confidence and build relationships that translate into professional success. Many of Matthew’s male clients pressed him for advice on how to apply his winning strategies not to just get the job, but how to get the girl. As his reputation grew, Hussey was approached by more and more women, eager to hear what he had learned about the male perspective on love and romance. From landing a first date to establishing emotional intimacy, playful flirtation to red-hot bedroom tips, Matthew’s insightfulness, irreverence, and warmth makes Get the Guy: Learn Secrets of the Male Mind to Find the Man You Want and the Love You Deserve a one-of-a-kind relationship guide and the handbook for every woman who wants to get the guy she’s been waiting for.

Hand Lettering 201
Hand Lettering 201

Author: Chalkfulloflove

Publisher: Blue Star Press

Published: 2017-12-08

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 1944515542

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Are you ready for even more letter love?! Practice is the key to beautiful lettering, and this gold spiral-bound book lays flat and provides plenty of space for practice. Bestselling author, Instagram sensation, and lettering extraordinaire Chalkfulloflove presents Hand Lettering 201, diving deeper into the fine points of creating exquisite hand lettering: • New alphabets styles • Advanced color and design techniques • A series of six projects to hone your skills • Tips and tricks to take your lettering to the next level Pssst! Christmas is right around the corner, and this makes a perfect gift!

Wedding Cakes with Lorelie Step by Step
Wedding Cakes with Lorelie Step by Step

Author: Lorelie Carvey

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-02-14

Total Pages: 94

ISBN-13: 9781540462473

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Experience the Joy and Delight of Creating Amazing Wedding Cakes from Scratch. Lorelie Carvey will show you how to make and decorate the perfect wedding cake. The award-winning pastry chef has spent over thirty years perfecting her techniques and now offers advice that will ensure a sweet memory for your bride's special day. From the first idea to the spectacular result, Carvey guides you through everything you need to know to make the ultimate dream dessert. She includes her favorite recipes, like her chocolate buttermilk cake, hazelnut cake, chocolate mousse, lemon cream cheese, Italian meringue buttercream, and so much more. Carvey personally perfected each recipe during her baking career. In addition to recipes, Carvey clearly and comprehensively explains and demonstrates (with detailed photos) the baking and decorating techniques so you can create your unique cake design. With her own guide to ingredients, cooking methods, baking utensils, and decorating tips, you'll have everything you need to create a magnificent wedding cake that will be remembered and cherished by everyone. Your purchase comes with benefits including...a membership to Lorelie's exclusive cake support group, step by step video, a discount coupon for Cake Stackers, printable guides to pan sizes with number of servings, cups of batter, baking temperatures, baking times and cups of icing to frost and decorate. It also includes a guide to bakers measures and equivalents, emergency substitutions, cake ingredients, functions, fails and causes, a photo tutorial of delivering your cakes, plus cake decorating ideas and instruction.

Atlanta
Atlanta

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2003-05

Total Pages: 236

ISBN-13:

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Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region. Atlanta magazine’s editorial mission is to engage our community through provocative writing, authoritative reporting, and superlative design that illuminate the people, the issues, the trends, and the events that define our city. The magazine informs, challenges, and entertains our readers each month while helping them make intelligent choices, not only about what they do and where they go, but what they think about matters of importance to the community and the region.

Replaceable You Are 2
Replaceable You Are 2

Author: T'Nesha Sims

Publisher: Sullivan Group Publishing

Published: 2017-03-15

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13: 164840717X

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Chanel and Real are trying to building a relationship, only problem is her ex seems to be the topic of their arguments. Real took it amongst himself to see if Nel was out doing what he had thought all along. Will the pictures he have, reveal the truth about Nel and Jamel’s relationship status? Real’s mother keep pressing him to reach out to his father that he never met. Will he finally decide to meet the man who was never there for him? Or will he forget that he even have a father? Angie has a secret she must confess to RJ, but when she does, will RJ forgive her or will he replace the love they had by moving on with some else? Da’Sha and Benz seems to keep butting heads; can it be that she is still in love with Benz? Can she leave El alone, and make it work with Benz or will she finally make Benz realize he has been replaced? Mel’s relationship with Ronda ended before it even started. He now has his eyes on someone and plans to keep her around. Could it be the woman of his dreams? Sometimes your past can expose more dirt and pain to your future, that you wish you could replace the truth with lies. Follow these couples as they try to make their relationships work, but betrayal, lies and guilt are keeping them all from a happily ever after.