Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes

Five Hundred Great Lawyer Jokes

Author: Jeff Rovin

Publisher: Signet

Published: 1992

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 9780451173874

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The bestselling author of more than 20 Signet trivia and joke books presents a rib-tickling collection of 500 hilarious jokes poking fun at everyone involved in the legal system. From lawyers to judges to defendants to plaintiffs--no one is safe when Jeff Rovin enters the courtroom and states his case for laughter.


The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes

The World's Funniest Lawyer Jokes

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.

Published: 2011-05-10

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1616082542

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The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...


101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers

101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers

Author: Elias Hill

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-09-24

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781977556295

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Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!


Lawyers Joke Book

Lawyers Joke Book

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher:

Published: 2020-11-18

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13:

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Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!


Five Hundred Great Doctor Jokes

Five Hundred Great Doctor Jokes

Author: Jeff Rovin

Publisher: Signet Book

Published: 1993

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 9780451175960

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If laughter is truly the best medicine, then this raucous collection of wickedly witty jokes should leave you in optimum health. The author of the bestselling 1,001 Great Jokes has turned his attention to the medical profession, and now even doctors aren't safe from Rovin's probing wit.


Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Hilarious Lawyer Jokes

Author: Steven D. Price

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2015-02-10

Total Pages: 197

ISBN-13: 1629149853

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What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.


Model Rules of Professional Conduct

Model Rules of Professional Conduct

Author: American Bar Association. House of Delegates

Publisher: American Bar Association

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 9781590318737

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The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.


The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever

Author: Beth Tripmacher

Publisher: MetroBooks (NY)

Published: 2002-05

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 9781586636142

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-- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.


Don't Even Think About Telling this Joke to a Lawyer

Don't Even Think About Telling this Joke to a Lawyer

Author: Harry Bergen

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2007-04-24

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 1101498196

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How are lawyer jokes different from lawyers? Lawyer jokes never lose their appeal. Like the sound of that? Then this is the joke book for you. (Just be sure to keep it away from your lawyer.)