Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

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Publisher:

Published: 2005

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781592962778

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Presents a collection of jokes and riddles about animals, including 'Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? Because it kept running out of the pen.'


3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles

3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles

Author: Charles Foxgrover

Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal

Published: 2009-08-26

Total Pages: 546

ISBN-13: 1603762078

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National Humor Month won't be the same with this huge, classic collection of side-splitting, groan-worthy, family-friendly jokes, puns, and riddles. Guaranteed LOLs at a time we can all use a laugh. Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries - at a joke a day that's 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock-knock jokes, and one-liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.


More Silly Animal Jokes & Riddles

More Silly Animal Jokes & Riddles

Author: Seymour Simon

Publisher: StarWalk Kids Media

Published: 2012-10-01

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13: 1623342511

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Part two of the perennial favorite book of jokes and riddles from Seymour Simon and Dennis Kendrick. Newly updated 2012.


696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles

696 Silly School Jokes & Riddles

Author: Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781402710957

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A collection of 696 jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters on the subject of school.


World's Toughest Tongue Twisters

World's Toughest Tongue Twisters

Author: Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 1986

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780806965963

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500 of the toughest tongue tanglers, with silly illustrations. Index. "Gr.3-5. Gets points for quality...and most of the offerings will be new to readers."--Booklist. 128 pages, b/w illus. throughout, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.


Reading is Funny! Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles

Reading is Funny! Motivating Kids to Read with Riddles

Author: Dee Anderson

Publisher: American Library Association

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 231

ISBN-13: 0838909574

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"Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.


Funny Animal Puzzles

Funny Animal Puzzles

Author: Helene Hovanec

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2002

Total Pages: 86

ISBN-13: 9780806973746

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Answer crossword clues, unscramble anagrams, find hidden words and enter a world where a little Detective Work reveals which animals are most likely to break the law ("cheetahs"); where Football Fun makes known a pig's favorite team ("the Pittsburgh Squealers"); and where a dog's first choice for summertime treats turns out to be--what else?--pupsicles.


Knock Knock, Moo Who?

Knock Knock, Moo Who?

Author: Brenda Ponnay

Publisher: Xist Publishing

Published: 2015-06-21

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1623958881

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An interrupting cow. Interrupting Cow-- Moo! Silly knock knock jokes are paired with Brenda Ponnay's bright and fun illustrations in this wacky, funny picture book for preschoolers and up.


250+ Jokes

250+ Jokes

Author: Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-05-26

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 9781533425157

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250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 250+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls! HAHA! Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos! LOL! Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? A: He always said neigh (nay). HAHA! Q: Where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen. LOL! Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! HAHA! Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? A: Cows-mopolitan! LOL! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off! 250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!