When Life Gives You Pears
When Life Gives You Pears

Author: Jeannie Gaffigan

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2019-10-01

Total Pages: 283

ISBN-13: 1538751038

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The Big Sick meets Dad is Fat in this funny and heartfelt New York Times bestselling memoir from writer, director, wife, and mother, Jeannie Gaffigan, as she reflects on the life-changing impact of her battle with a pear-sized brain tumor. In 2017, Jeannie's life came to a crashing halt when she was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain tumor. As the mother of 5 kids -- 6 if you include her husband -- sat in the neurosurgery department in star-covered sweats too whimsical for the seriousness of the situation, all she could think was "Am I going to die?" Thankfully, Jeannie and her family were able to survive their time of crisis, and now she is sharing her deeply personal journey through this miraculous story: the challenging conversations she had with her children; how she came to terms with feeling powerless and ferociously crabby while bedridden and unable to eat for a month; and how she ultimately learned, re-learned and re re-learned to be more present in life. With sincerity and hilarity, Jeannie invites you into her heart (and brain) during this trying time, emphasizing the importance of family, faith and humor as keys to her recovery and leading a more fulfilling life.

Dad Is Fat
Dad Is Fat

Author: Jim Gaffigan

Publisher: Crown Archetype

Published: 2013-05-07

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0385349068

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Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own kids. Though he grew up in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was satisfied with the nomadic, nocturnal life of a standup comedian, and was content to be "that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about." But all that changed when he married and found out his wife, Jeannie "is someone who gets pregnant looking at babies." Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs on everything from Hot Pockets to Jesus have scored millions of hits on YouTube, started to tweet about the mistakes and victories of his life as a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he soon passed the million followers mark. But it turns out 140 characters are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of life with five kids, so he's now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat. From new parents to empty nesters to Jim's twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their own families in these hilarious takes on everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to growing up in a big family ("I always assumed my father had six children so he could have a sufficient lawn crew") to changing diapers in the middle of the night ("like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous") to bedtime (aka "Negotiating with Terrorists"). Dad is Fat is sharply observed, explosively funny, and a cry for help from a man who has realized he and his wife are outnumbered in their own home.

An Instance of the Fingerpost
An Instance of the Fingerpost

Author: Iain Pears

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 1999-03-01

Total Pages: 835

ISBN-13: 1101640111

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In 1663 Oxford, a servant girl confesses to a murder. But four witnesses--a medical student, the son of a traitor, a cryptographer, and an archivist--each finger a different culprit...

Summary of Jeannie Gaffigan's When Life Gives You Pears
Summary of Jeannie Gaffigan's When Life Gives You Pears

Author: Everest Media,

Publisher: Everest Media LLC

Published: 2022-05-28T22:59:00Z

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13:

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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 I was not surprised to learn that I got the bum headphones with only one side working. I had been standing too close to the speaker at the Chili Peppers concert in 2000, and my left ear had stopped working. I didn’t mention it to anyone. #2 I always bring my five kids to the doctor together. It’s like a field trip for shots. The look of confusion and empathy on the faces of the other parents sitting with one or two kids in the waiting room is entertaining. #3 I had never experienced my water breaking early, so I had no idea what it felt like. I was sheepish when Dr. Hops asked me what was wrong with my left ear. It felt like it was clogged or something. #4 I had lost the hearing in my left ear, and I had never noticed it. I had gone to see a doctor about it, and she had written me a referral to a specialist.

Your Blue Flame
Your Blue Flame

Author: Jennifer Fulwiler

Publisher: Zondervan

Published: 2020-04-28

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 0310349796

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As seen on The TODAY Show! Break out of that rut and fall in love with your life again by joining stand-up comic, SiriusXM host, and mom of six Jennifer Fulwiler in finding your blue flame. Every one of us has a blue flame--a special skill, a personal passion, a gift or talent. But when caught up in life's busyness, it's too easy to make a habit of suppressing our most joyful contributions to the world. As Jennifer learned, the secret to a life you love isn't necessarily jumping the track, quitting your job, or hustling to make your dream your full-time reality. Rather, it's about doing more of what makes you come alive in your actual life. Your Blue Flame is your upbeat playbook to rekindling your energy, sparking those meaningful "first loves" back to life again, and discovering the unique way each one of us can make the world a better, brighter place. With Jennifer's wit and straight-forward, practical insights, this helpful guide will show you: How to channel your blue flame's contagious energy Why your blue flame is both personally fulfilling and a sacred duty to others Tips and tricks to boldly make time for your passions How to rethink dreaming big for your actual life No matter where you are in life, you'll be inspired with stories of others who found their flames, like the couple who packed up their three kids and moved to a farm, the woman who discovered a passion for letter-writing at age ninety-five, and of course Jennifer's own story of self-producing her own stand-up comedy tour after being turned down by the entertainment industry establishment. It's been said that the glory of God is the soul fully alive. It's time to start chasing our spark, and Your Blue Flame will show you how.

Vanity Fair
Vanity Fair

Author: T.G. Bowles

Publisher:

Published: 1874

Total Pages: 374

ISBN-13:

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A periodical in part famous for the cartoon portraits of politicians and public figures. These were mainly by "Spy" (i.e. Sir Leslie Ward) and "Ape" (i.e. Carlo Pellegrini).