The Undead Kama Sutra
The Undead Kama Sutra

Author: Mario Acevedo

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 383

ISBN-13: 0061755427

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Ex-infantryman Felix Gomez came back from Iraq decidedly undead. Back home in Denver, he embarked upon a new career where nighttime work is the norm: private investigator. Since then, he's managed to survive lustful extraterrestrials, manic nymphomaniacs, and x-rated bloodsuckers, while satisfying his own unorthodox hungers with blood-laced Mexican food. But some thirsts aren't as easily assuaged, and that's where "The Undead Kama Sutra" comes in—a hands-on manual that illustrates how sex can help a lonely vampire increase his psychic energies. Felix's search for missing parts of the coveted manuscript is, of course, purely professional. And now the dying words of an alien interloper ("Find Goodman and save Earth's women!") are thrusting the immortal (if he's lucky) P.I. and a bodacious undead sexpert, Carmen Arellano, into a seamy mess of otherworldly abductions, shady military irregularities, and unexplained murder.

Jailbait Zombie
Jailbait Zombie

Author: Mario Acevedo

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-11-24

Total Pages: 341

ISBN-13: 0061567175

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Vampire detective Felix Gomez teams up with a precocious clairvoyant teen in order to counter a gangster organization and its army of zombies that is terrorizing the Colorado mountains.

Werewolf Smackdown
Werewolf Smackdown

Author: Mario Acevedo

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2010-03-09

Total Pages: 420

ISBN-13: 0061981478

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“[Acevedo] is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.” —Tim Dorsey, author of Nuclear Jellyfish Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, tackles a sexy werewolf cabal in Werewolf Smackdown, the fifth installment in Mario Acevedo’s satirical supernatural series. The author’s wonderfully twisted blend of comedy, horror, and detective noir—expertly flourished in such books as The Nymphos of Rocky Flat and Jailbait Zombie—places him in the august company of Eric “Anonymous Rex” Garcia and Christopher “Bloodsucking Fiends” Moore, while earning him raves from coast to coast. The Baltimore Sun calls Acevedo’s novels, “decidedly good, unclean, unwholesome fun,” while author and fan J.A. Konrath calls them, “a smooth combination of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a generous portion of Dave Barry.”

X-Rated Bloodsuckers
X-Rated Bloodsuckers

Author: Mario Acevedo

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 386

ISBN-13: 0061758809

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When Felix Gomez returned from the War in Iraq with a disdain for daylight and a raging thirst for blood, he knew he couldn't settle for an ordinary 9-to-5 job. So after his discharge, the newly undead ex-infantryman chose the career that he felt best suited his vampiric tendencies: private detective. Now he's been approached by sexy porn star Katz Meow, who wants Felix to investigate the murder of her once-equally agile friend and fellow toiler in the video sex-biz, Roxy Bronze. But his investigation into L.A.'s hardcore jungle is turning into a triple x-rated nightmare populated by hot babes, sleazy producers, sleazier politicians, sham evangelicals, and fanatical secret societies. And here on the seamy underside of Tinseltown, “immortal” doesn't necessarily mean “unkillable.”

Gang of One
Gang of One

Author: Fan Shen

Publisher: U of Nebraska Press

Published: 2006-01-01

Total Pages: 300

ISBN-13: 9780803293366

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The memoir of Shen, age 12 at the start of the Cultural Revolution in 1966, recounts being complicit in arduous Red Guard activities that directly or indirectly led to several gruesome deaths of political "enemies"--And later falling in love with and marrying the daughter of a man brutally tortured and killed by one of his fellow Red Guards.

My Zombie Boyfriend
My Zombie Boyfriend

Author: T. Strange

Publisher:

Published: 2017-03-20

Total Pages: 302

ISBN-13: 9781543299991

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Edward Grey is a medical student by day, necromancer by night. He lives alone with the first zombie he ever raised, his childhood cat, Boo. Edward's life is simple: studying medicine, training his necromantic powers with his mentor, Mariel, and having weekly dinners with his parents. When he finds a very attractive corpse in a park and brings it home to reanimate, he creates a sassy, free-willed zombie who believes Edward is the one who murdered him. With no memory of his former life, Edward names the zombie Kit and tries to win his trust. Kit slowly adjusts to his new un-life with Edward's help, though he's still suspicious of Edward's role in his death and is convinced that Edward is hiding his former identity. Edward is very attracted to Kit, but understands why Kit doesn't trust him. As they become closer to one another, Kit turns to Edward for comfort and love. The fragile trust they've built together will be tested when Kit unexpectedly regains his memory and seeks revenge on his murderers.

The Illustrated KamaSutra
The Illustrated KamaSutra

Author: Nicol Ricci

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-30

Total Pages: 74

ISBN-13:

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★ UPDATE September 2020 SECOND REPRINT: The Illustrated Manual with All the Positions of the Kamasutra for Beginners and Experts has finally arrived!Time to stop having boring sex! Find out TODAY how it is possible to IMPROVE couple relationships thanks to the fascinating positions of the KAMASUTRA that do not require particular athletic skills. Inside you will find a detailed DESCRIPTION for each of the 69 POSITIONS and the matching ILLUSTRATION that acts as a visual support, so you can EXPERIENCE joy! But there is more! By applying the TIPS and techniques tested by the author it will be possible to increase PLEASURE and stimulate the G-POINT of the woman, SATISFYING the man too. In detail, the positions are divided into 6 categories and collected in this single volume exclusively: Preliminary positions;Lying positions;Seated positions;Standing positions;Kneeling positions;Mixed positions;✔️ Immediately secure one of the very latest downloads before the promotional offer ends, and if you are not satisfied with the purchase you will be refunded 100%

Jailbait Zombie
Jailbait Zombie

Author: Mario Acevedo

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-06

Total Pages: 372

ISBN-13: 0061972959

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“[Acevedo] manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.” —El Paso Times If you haven’t yet encountered Gulf War veteran-turned-vampire private eye Felix Gomez, then now is the time! Jailbait Zombie—the fourth in author Mario Acevedo’s outrageously original dark fantasy p.i. series—pits the undead against the living dead, as vampires meet zombies for a no-holds-barred beatdown. As dark, sexy, funny, and endearingly strange as Acevedo’s previous vampiric excursions—Nymphos of Rocky Flats, X-Rated Bloodsuckers, and Undead Kama Sutra—Jailhouse Zombie is more of the top-shelf bloody madness that inspired Tim “Nuclear Jellyfish” Dorsey to comment that Mario Acevedo “is a very disturbed man—and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.”

The Sex Instruction Manual
The Sex Instruction Manual

Author: Felicia Zopol

Publisher: Quirk Books

Published: 2014-11-18

Total Pages: 212

ISBN-13: 1594747725

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At Last! A Comprehensive Guide to Sexual Intercourse! Sex is as old as human civilization—so why, after all these years, are the secrets of a rewarding sex life so elusive? Fortunately, The Sex Instruction Manual is here to answer all of your most pressing questions: Why do men fall asleep after achieving orgasm? What’s the G-spot and where can I find it? How can I introduce sex toys into my relationship? Are there really condoms designed for women? And what in the world is “doorknobbing”? You’ll find answers to all of these questions and more, courtesy of author and celebrated “sexpert” Felicia Zopol.