Everything you thought you knew about the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears is WRONG. Come along the exciting journey and experience what really happened. Deep in the enchanted green forest, you will find the truth, the REAL victim of this taleƒ‚‚]ƒ‚‚€ƒ‚‚]
"So you think you know the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Sometimes things are not what they seem--find out what happened BEFORE the famous tale began!"--Cover back.
Little Bear, all grown up, finds himself lost in a noisy, busy city where he happens to bump into someone with golden hair who remembers exactly how he likes his porridge.
A family of bears are suddenly beset by strange yet familiar haunting events. This was not the first time, for they had encountered, not long ago, the unsettling mystery involving the porridge, the chair, the bed, and the girl they've come to know as Goldilocks. The bears sense connections in these events, but are they prepared to confront the dark lurking secret that's waiting to surface?
A hugely entertaining and riotous re-telling of a classic fairy tale from one of the most original and funny voices in children's books today. Have you ever heard the story of Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs? Yes, you heard right - DINOSAURS. Once upon a time, there were three hungry dinosaurs: Papa Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur and ... a Dinosaur who happened to be visiting from Norway. Of course. One day, purely on a whim, they decided to tidy up their house nice and neat, make their beds up all cosy and comfortable, prepare delicious hot chocolate pudding of varying temperatures, place their chairs just so, and go ... SOMEWHERE ELSE. Let's be clear, they were definitely NOT setting up a trap for some succulent, poorly supervised little girl called Goldilocks who may wander by ... ahem.
Ignoring her parents' warning, a curious little girl gets lost in the forest and enters the home of three bears while they are taking a walk and helps herself to their belongings.