RULE ONE: NAUGHTY CHILDREN DO NOT GET PRESENTS! Santa has an overzealous telemarketer to thank for the arrival of his new foreman. Dash - an elf from the Eastern Chapter of Elves - gets straight down to improving Santa's operation, beginning with a strict adherence to Rule One. But can Skinny Legs and the ancient Green Ears save Christmas from their new workshop foreman, or will they be too distracted by re-runs of their favourite television show? Christmas may never be the same again.
It's almost Christmas time, and Kylie is writing her first list for Santa. Kylie has grown up like any other kid-and like most children-she knows just what she wants for herself and for others. Kylie asks Santa for gifts for herself, for her mom and dad, and even for her teacher. But she doesn't just list the items she wants for Christmas. She also lists all her goals as well. Remember the first time you wrote your first Christmas list for Santa? For many of us, writing lists for Santa as children may have been the first time we ever set our own goals detailing what we desired. This practice is useful not only for making sure Santa knows just what you're hoping for, but for making sure you never forget your goals and aspirations. Kylie's experience in List for Santa, List for Life! teaches children the importance of writing down and maintaining their own set of goals and desires to help them receive the wonderful things this life has to offer.
From the authors of The Perfect Man comes more steamy fun in the form of a second chance, enemies to lovers romantic comedy perfect for fans of Meghan Quinn, Lucy Score, and Claire Kingsley. Number 6: He’s too pretty. Red flag, right? According to my list, it is. Hello, it’s me, the woman you may remember from the viral video where I tackled a drunk Santa. In case you’re wondering, short girls can be quite determined. Like when dating. I am apparently hell-bent on choosing the wrong men. Men who either break my heart or my faith in the human race. Hence, a red flag list. It isn’t until my two best friends read it that I realize, every single item is something that describes him. The ex who chose the spotlight over me, the one I can’t seem to get away from - or over. And now, thanks to my heroic takedown of our town's sole Santa candidate for the Christmas festival, we’re desperate, and he’s there. Always the hero. To everyone except me. I can do this. Keep my distance from Mr. Sexy in a Santa Suit and remember every warning sign flashing over his head. But it’s been years. What if everything I believed about him no longer holds true? What if I wasn’t the only one who broke that day? My Hot Ex's Santa List is a full length standalone romantic comedy. Enjoy a second chance, hate to love romance with plenty of laughs and even more swoons.
The author takes the reader back to a snapshot in time, when she was a young girl. She describes in great detail and a flair for the whimsical what her childhood experiences were like growing up in the 1930s and 1940s with her rowdy and adventurous siblings. It's such a unique perspective and one I believe children of most ages can appreciate. The most incredible thing about the book is that all the artwork is done by the authoress herself! It's playful and sweet, and very original. The book is based on her real life experiences and brings us all back to a time when childhood could be truly innocent and carefree.
Best: Santa Claus Frolics: a one-of-a-kind retelling of hilarious performances by a very entertaining Santa. Schmalz has been a humorous professional Santa for eighteen holiday seasons. Best: Santa Claus Frolics recounts the many hysterical encounters he had with young and old alike. The result is an warm compilation of Santa encounters with children as well as adults. Great holiday reading with humor that will last through out the year. An easily read and gratifying book. As heartwarming as it is witty. Schmalzs' literary style will bring you emotionally into each holiday encounter. The retelling of poignant visits with children will help you reconnect with your own warm childhood memories. Destined to become a holiday classic, Best: Santa Claus Frolics is a wonderful stocking stuffer. But funny enough to enjoy all year long. Connect with Schmalz at [email protected].
Is Kris Kringle a criminal? Santa Clause’s son is helping his father to find out who is naughty or nice. But the FBI is investigating him to find out what is in the little book Kris is writing about the children of Congress. Is Kris Kringle a kidnapper? Children are missing. Is Kris Kringle involved? Is Kris Kringle a hero? Can the FBI use Kris to help them find the kidnapped children? Will the Naughty or Nice book let Kris tell them what is in the book? Can FBI Agent Noel Nakashita use the book? Or will the book kill them for telling?
It tells the story of Santa and Mrs. Clause building a family and how the Santa Chronicles will affect their lives and the lives of their children. Sometimes, you choose your path in life; sometimes, it is chosen for you! Christmas is a magical time even for the Clause family.
There's a murder in the heart of Manhattan, a simple corpse... stretched out upon a bench in Herald Square Park. On any other day, in any other city, the bloody slaying would be a sidebar of filler news for the networks to bury. But this was Christmas in the city that never slept, the Big Shiny Apple... a 24-hour media show of spectacular brilliance. At the center of the universe, the King of Christmas, Mr. Jolly Old Santa Claus didn't end up dead in broad daylight. The Mayor knew the murder was a real tourist killer, a heartbreak story that could destroy the biggest shopping season of the year. Thus, with City Hall wanting answers, the Police Commissioner is leaning on his men for answers. Enter the tough talking, street savvy, Puerto Rican Lieutenant, Rico Martinez, and his crackerjack Irish Sergeant, Mike Murphy. Dispatched to the scene to hunt down leads, they are intent on cracking the case. What nobody expected was a parallel FBI Serial Killer Task Force investigation into similar murders. When the agencies come together, it doesn't take long for everyone to figure they're hunting the same psychotic, diabolical lunatic who's already on police radar. In a rush against time... New York's Finest must break out the killer's Naughty List, and hunt down the monster intent on ruining Christmas. Lock the doors, close the blinds, and run for your life. It's gonna be a merry, scary Christmas. Called 'The 'Scariest book since The Exorcist', Smith hits a home run with this psychological thriller.
Have you ever thought what the world would be like if I didn't carry that sack and make that sleigh ride each year? I know one thing; there wouldn't be a need for a Naughty and Nice list anymore. Can you imagine all those children and their sad little faces? I could never give up this cause because the children are so angelic with those bright and cheery smiles when they look at you or the presents you leave on Christmas morning. -- Santa Claus
