The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever
The Funniest Space Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King

Publisher:

Published: 2017-02-02

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781783445035

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Why did the sun go to school?To get brighter! Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way! How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket! Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot! Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!

The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever
The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781849395083

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Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author: Rob Elliott

Publisher: Baker Books

Published: 2013-06-15

Total Pages: 126

ISBN-13: 144124302X

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-09-01

Total Pages: 254

ISBN-13: 1684120071

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Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!

Knock Knock! Again
Knock Knock! Again

Author: Highlights

Publisher: Highlights Press

Published: 2021-08-17

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 1644724626

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Knock knock! Open up for 1,000 silly knock-knock jokes, curated by the kid experts at Highlights. This sequel to Knock, Knock! The BIGGEST, Best Joke Book EVER offers even more knock-knock jokes that will have kids laughing over and over again. This 352-page book makes a great gift for growing comedians ages 6 and up. A favorite of kids and grown-ups everywhere, knock-knocks are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. Like its companion, Highlights’ Laugh Attack joke book for kids, Knock Knock is packed with age-appropriate, funny jokes that kids can enjoy sharing with siblings, friends, grandparents and anyone who needs a laugh. With new jokes about animals, school, space, sports, and more, kids will amuse themselves for hours. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever
The Funniest Joke Book Ever

Author: Lisa Regan

Publisher: Arcturus Publishing

Published: 2019-10-18

Total Pages: 205

ISBN-13: 1838579214

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Q: What time should you go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty! This fully illustrated joke book is packed with wicked wisecracks, knee-slapping new jokes, and timeless rib-ticklers. The brilliantly anarchic illustrations take the humour to a whole new level. It's a barrel of laughs for children aged 8+.

Jokelopedia
Jokelopedia

Author: Ilana Weitzman

Publisher: Workman Publishing

Published: 2006-01-01

Total Pages: 292

ISBN-13: 9780761142089

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Presents a compendium of jokes, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and puns for any occasion, and includes brief blurbs about comedians and successful comedic shows.

The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!
The Funniest Football Joke Book Ever!

Author: Joe King

Publisher: Andersen Press Limited

Published: 2024-05-02

Total Pages: 49

ISBN-13: 1787612791

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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

Is This Anything?
Is This Anything?

Author: Jerry Seinfeld

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-10-06

Total Pages: 480

ISBN-13: 1982112743

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The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.