The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the MetLife Stadium or by Giants fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Big Blue
The Best San Francisco Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at baseball and our rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the ballpark or in the bars after a game and a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Giants
Over 350 pages of chuckles and chortles, snickers and snorts, giggles and guffaws. From Cool School to Funky Families, Cats and Dogs to Oh, Horrors, this is simply the biggest little book of jokes, riddles and knock-knocks ever. And the comical pictures on every page really add to the fun. Need a "worm up" to get your body ready for hours of hysterical laughter? Have some hoots on the birds: What did the parakeet say when it was hungry? "Long time no seed." Moo-ving right along: Why did the cow cross the street? To get to the udder side. Then it's lions, and tigers, and bears, oh my! Why couldn't the three bears get back into their house? Because it had Goldie locks. Plus: Law and Disorder, All Wet, Play Ball!, On the Net, and much more amusement.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
A funny, blank book, gag gift for New York Giants fans; or a great coffee table addition for all Giants haters! The most thoroughly researched and coherently argued fan guide to date, "Reasons To Be A Yankees Fan: An Intelligent Guide" is a fan dissertation sure to provide vital data to help you make an educated fan decision. Lawmakers require that we state the book is mostly blank and contains precisely 1600 words. In other 'words', it's a gag gift, but also a must-have addition to any fan or hater's coffee table. Find Max online: www.MaxHater.com Find Max on Twitter: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Facebook: @MaxHater1 Find Max on Instagram: @MaxHater
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.
The Funniest New York Knicks Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at basketball and our biggest rivals. We have searched around the country and spoken with 100's of fans to find the funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up during the big games or in the bars after a few beers. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. Go Knicks
