The Funniest Haunted House Book Ever!

The Funniest Haunted House Book Ever!

Author: Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher: Sterling Publishing (NY)

Published: 1989

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 9780806968186

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An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about ghosts, witches, monsters, and haunted houses.


The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever

The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever

Author: Joe King

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2013-10-30

Total Pages: 73

ISBN-13: 1448187281

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What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell which witch is witch What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can't fool me, I can see right through you Will: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.' Mum: 'What do they say?' Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?' Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.' These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).


Frankenstein Takes the Cake

Frankenstein Takes the Cake

Author: Adam Rex

Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 48

ISBN-13: 9780152062354

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Nineteen funny poems look at the secret lives of Frankenstein, Wolfman, Dracula, Bigfoot, Godzilla, etc.


The Hans Wilhelm Treasury of Jokes

The Hans Wilhelm Treasury of Jokes

Author: Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 2009

Total Pages: 124

ISBN-13: 9781402763977

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A band of wacky animals, zany dinosaurs, and kooky monsters are all in on the goofiest jokes ever -- and now you will be too!


Cat and Mouse in a Haunted House (Geronimo Stilton #3)

Cat and Mouse in a Haunted House (Geronimo Stilton #3)

Author: Geronimo Stilton

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2011-08-01

Total Pages: 140

ISBN-13: 054539158X

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Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love. Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love.Who Is Geronimo Stilton?That's me! I run a newspaper, but my true passion is writing tales of adventure. Here on Mouse Island, my books are all best-sellers! What's that? You've never read one? Well, my books are full of fun. They are whisker-licking good stories, and that's a promise!The Case of Curlypaw Cannycat's CastleI was lost in a dark, spooky forest! Until I stumbled upon Curlypaw Cannycat's Castle. The castle was completely empty, or so I thought. But I quickly discovered that it was haunted - by cats! Let me tell you, this was one case where curiosity almost killed the mouse!


The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!

The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-09-01

Total Pages: 203

ISBN-13: 1645175030

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Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!


I Can See Right Through You

I Can See Right Through You

Author: Kelly Link

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2014-03-12

Total Pages: 41

ISBN-13: 1466866691

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"I Can See Right Through You", by Kelly Link, is an off-kilter ghost story (or not) about an estranged couple who have remained friends long after they were originally paired in a vampire movie that made them famous. Now the demon lover searches out his former lover in Florida while she is in the middle of filming a tv episode about ghost hunting.


Haunted San Francisco

Haunted San Francisco

Author: Rand Richards

Publisher: Heritage House Publishers

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13: 9781879367043

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From North Beach to South of Market to Golden Gate Park and points in between, ghosts have made their spectral presences known.


A Confederacy of Dunces

A Confederacy of Dunces

Author: John Kennedy Toole

Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Published: 2007-12-01

Total Pages: 414

ISBN-13: 0802197620

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Winner of the Pulitzer Prize “A masterwork . . . the novel astonishes with its inventiveness . . . it is nothing less than a grand comic fugue.”—The New York Times Book Review A Confederacy of Dunces is an American comic masterpiece. John Kennedy Toole's hero, one Ignatius J. Reilly, is "huge, obese, fractious, fastidious, a latter-day Gargantua, a Don Quixote of the French Quarter. His story bursts with wholly original characters, denizens of New Orleans' lower depths, incredibly true-to-life dialogue, and the zaniest series of high and low comic adventures" (Henry Kisor, Chicago Sun-Times).


From Pumpkin Time to Valentines

From Pumpkin Time to Valentines

Author: Susan Ohanian

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 1994-08-15

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 0313079641

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Keep students happily focused on learning during two of the most exciting holidays of the year for the elementary classroom-Halloween and Valentine's Day. Poems and excerpts are used as launching points for such projects as writing spooky tongue twisters or designing animal valentine cartoons. Reproducible language arts strategies teach word play, interviewing, letter writing, research skills, problem solving, and metaphorical language while encouraging divergent thinking. Grades 1-5.