Ever feeling down or do you just want to get that smile on your face? Well this book is guaranteed to do it. With pages upon pages of hilarious jokes, you'll have your stomach aching from too much laughter! With jokes appropriate for any age like: What does a clock do when it's still hungry? Go back "four" seconds! and... Knock knock Who's there? Wooden shoe! Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? you'll be sure to have anyone rolling on the floor after reading it!
Q: What's ET short for? A: Because he's got little legs. Featuring subjects from hacking to hipsters, AI to modern art, plastic to post-apocalyptic puns, The Amazing Joke Book will hit your funny bone right where it's needed. Ideal for dipping into, as inspiration for entertaining your friends or making a speech, this bumper book of funnies is guaranteed to provide hundreds of laughs for all the family. ABOUT THE SERIES: Sirius Super Funny Joke Books bring together collections of side-splittingly funny jokes, from witty wise cracks to knock knock jokes and shaggy dog stories, accompanied by hilarious cartoon illustrations.
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.
In this book is a collection of jokes from around the world. Bob Carroll has accumulated one liners and short jokes over the years and now he has put them in book form. Bob Carroll held the Guinness Book of Records for telling jokes for over 24 hours in 1979. For the last years, he has posted four or five jokes a day on Facebook to brighten the day of his friends and fans. Most of these jokes are from Bob's files and a lot of them he created just for Facebook. He performed professionally as a comedy magician and ventriloquist. When he retired, he still wanted to make people laugh so he started writing jokes on the internet. Bob loves the clean, fun, corny, good and even bad jokes. Puns? One of the lowest forms of humor but who doesn't want to groan over a bad joke. You will find a lot of them in this collection of comedy. No claim is made that these are all original jokes. They are floating around as memes, one liners and hiding out on web pages. Bob wanted to find the ones that made him laugh and hopefully, you will too!
“I’ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said ‘Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.’” “The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.” Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner. Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.” “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!” “Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.” “Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.” “Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’”
After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
When you need something funnt for an occasion, how do you go about creating it? Most of us cannot dream up anything funny on our own. Oh sure, there are some who can create funny things spontaneously, but usually it happens in the course of a conversation and even then it is occasionally. At all events where you are called upon to speak, it pays to follow the Toastmasters' International guidelines and prepare for it in advance. When it comes to saying something funny or simply telling a joke to get your audience's attention, it also pays to have a source. In this book, there are over fifty categories of jokes, puns, and other kinds of humor than something you read from cover to cover as in nove. It might even be compared to a recipe book of a "How to" type of book. If you are using this book in a hard copy form, the Contents will help you find the type of joke you need but you might still need to scan a few of them to find the one that suits your occasion. On the other hand, if you are looking at a computer-type of screen, you can quickly go to a joke by clicking on the one-line description in the Contents.
