Smells Like Bacon
Smells Like Bacon

Author: Tommy Woodard

Publisher: K-LOVE

Published: 2021-09-07

Total Pages: 231

ISBN-13: 1954201087

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The guys who together form the popular comedy duo The Skit Guys, take their distinct brand of humor and apply it to a guide on how to make and keep friends and why it matters for a life of faith and laughs. Tommy Woodard and Eddie James, the men who form the widely popular comedy duo The Skit Guys, have been best friends since high school. With encouragement and guidance from their youth pastor, the guys started to write and perform skits for their youth group. Since their high-school days, they've been writing and performing hilarious and poignant skits live around the world and on camera, as well as on their site, SkitGuys.com. Everywhere they go, the question people always ask them is, “How did you guys get to be and figure out how to stay friends?” Now, this offbeat duo is coming together to present Smells Like Bacon: The Skit Guys Guide to Lifelong Friendships, a book about the power of friendships and how to build the kind of friendships that last. Written in the signature hilarity of a Skit Guys dialogue—with well-placed banter or two sprinkled in for good measure—Smells Like Bacon explores: - Who needs friends? - Let’s-Dig-in-the-Dirt Friends - Awkward things not to say to potential friends - Crying at the movie Beaches - How to be a good friend; - What to look for in friends—and what to avoid; - How to handle difficult situations in friendship; and - Why God makes a great friend - And fun and random stories, and of course, bacon references Tommy and Eddie have traveled the world performing for families at events, churches, and conferences. Their SkitGuys.com website has grown into a treasured media resource for families, pastors and churches. Their numerous short films, skits, and scripts are used to reach families all over the world. When The Skit Guys aren't performing or shooting new short films, both Tommy and Eddie serve in their local churches, enjoy good food (especially pizza and fries!), and love life with their families.

Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13
Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 13

Author: Thomas F. Shubnell

Publisher: Thomas F. Shubnell

Published: 2008-09-26

Total Pages: 171

ISBN-13: 1440418993

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Have you ever seen so many wonderfully funny jokes in your life. Read this and you will. Hilarious in the true tradition of great jokemasters. Get ready to have your ribs tickled, laugh uncontrollably, and be delighted with the daffiness.

The Legend of Greg
The Legend of Greg

Author: Chris Rylander

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2019-05-21

Total Pages: 370

ISBN-13: 152473974X

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A boy discovers his destiny could totally stink in the first book in this riotously funny middle-grade fantasy-adventure trilogy. Risk-averse Greg Belmont is content with being ordinary. He's got a friend--that's right, just one--at his fancy prep school, and a pretty cool dad. The problem is, Greg isn't ordinary . . . he's actually an honest-to-goodness, fantastical Dwarf! He discovers the truth the day his dad brings home a gross new tea--one that awakens bizarre abilities in Greg. Then a murderous Bro-Troll kidnaps his dad and Greg is whisked away to the Underground, where Dwarves have lived for centuries right beneath the streets of Chicago. With the help of some awesome new friends and a talking ax, Greg learns all about the history of the Dwarves, which has been marked with tales of epic failure since the dawn of time. However, the return of the magic they once wielded means big changes are afoot, escalating tensions with the Dwarves' sworn enemy: the Elves. Brimming with humor and action, Chris Rylander's The Legend of Greg turns dwarf lore on its head, delivering an adventure readers won't be able to resist.

Ours
Ours

Author: Ashen Dominic N.

Publisher: 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc.

Published: 2024-08-25

Total Pages: 363

ISBN-13:

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If growing up is hard, becoming an actual adult is even harder, and the transition between the two can, at times, seem like a minefield. Cory is just an average 18-year-old nerd who plays video games and reads comic books. Well, mostly average. He’s also gay, in the closet, and into some pretty kinky stuff. Sure, his only outlet is the internet and his left hand, but with college right around the corner, he figures his secret is safe… Right? Except Cory’s two best friends, Derek and Nic, recently found out about that secret. And just like a lot of teenage boys, they decide to think with their groins and take advantage of the situation. With the internet as their guide, they formulate a plan to train Cory into being their personal submissive plaything. As they learn more about themselves, each other, and the kinky world of BDSM, Cory, Derek, and Nic may also discover that romance can bloom in the most unexpected of places.

House of Robots: Robot Revolution
House of Robots: Robot Revolution

Author: James Patterson

Publisher: jimmy patterson

Published: 2017-01-16

Total Pages: 280

ISBN-13: 0316545546

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It's a robot revolt! As Sammy's inventor mom works on a secret project, he and his sister try to contain the hilarious pranks and chaos of droids on strike. After a few early glitches in their relationship, Sammy and his "bro-bot" E are now fast friends. In fact, E is such a valued member of the family that the other electronic occupants of the House of Robots are feeling sorely unappreciated. And when Sammy's inventor mom becomes distracted by a top-secret project, the robots soon begin to fall into disrepair. Cue a robot revolt, with the droids wreaking harmless havoc in the house! Armed with pranks like glue in the shampoo bottles and flying toast missiles, the robots demand to be cared for. It's up to Sammy and his disabled sister Maddie to keep the peace until his mom reveals her secret project . . . and why it was worth the wait.

Alien Cyber-Warrior's Matched Mate
Alien Cyber-Warrior's Matched Mate

Author: Mina Carter

Publisher: Mina Carter

Published: 2023-03-15

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13:

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Desperate, she signs her life away… to the scariest alien she’s ever seen. Losing her job is the last straw for Isabella. She’ll be kicked out of her apartment unless she finds more work, and living on the street is a very short death sentence. But no one’s hiring a woman from the bottom rung of life’s ladder and even the organ-rec companies shut the door in her face. Which means she’s desperate… desperate enough to sign up for the new Latharian mate program. Desperate enough not to run when the biggest, scariest alien she’s ever seen walks into the office. Until he says she’s his mate, then all bets are off… She can run, but she can’t hide. He’ll find her. And he’ll claim her as his. Berrick B’Kaar has been looking for his fated mate ever since her DNA matched with his. But she’s clever at hiding herself and he’d almost given up hope until he finds her in a grotty downtown recruitment office. She runs but he’s not giving up. She will be his, she’ll accept him as her mate eventually, even if he has to whisk her off-planet to do so. But his courtship is derailed when events on the station almost claim his beloved’s life. Someone is targeting the humans aboard. He must get to them before they get to her…

Beyond the Cattle Guard
Beyond the Cattle Guard

Author: Mollie Jordyn

Publisher: Page Publishing Inc

Published: 2019-08-27

Total Pages: 157

ISBN-13: 1644244837

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A child's exploration of nature and the family, from within and beyond the cattle guard.

Smitten with Ravioli
Smitten with Ravioli

Author: Ellen Jacobson

Publisher: Ellen Jacobson

Published: 2020-05-22

Total Pages: 154

ISBN-13: 1951495071

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Love is on the menu in this sweet romantic comedy set in Italy. Ginny's Italian cooking course was supposed to be a peaceful escape from her troubles. But when she meets Preston, an infuriating know-it-all history professor, she quickly realizes her past has come back to haunt her. The last thing Ginny needs is for Preston to find out who she really is. Her plan seems foolproof—assume a fake identity and keep her distance from the pretentious jerk. But when they’re forced to work together, Ginny starts to see a different side of Preston. She’s torn between her desire to reveal who she really is and her fear that she’ll lose everything in the process. Will Ginny be able to trust Preston with her heart, or will love turn out to be the ultimate recipe for disaster? If you like quirky characters, happily ever afters, and the occasional drooling cat, you’ll love Ginny and Preston’s story. Want more hilarious travel adventures and romance? Check out the other standalone books in the Smitten with Travel series: Smitten with Ravioli – Ginny’s story set in Italy Smitten with Croissants – Mia’s story set in France Smitten with Strudel – Isabelle’s story set in Germany Smitten with Candy Canes – Zoe’s story set in Santa’s Village, Finland Smitten with Baklava – Olivia’s story set in Greece

Skyler
Skyler

Author: Liz Isaacson

Publisher: AEJ Creative Works

Published:

Total Pages: 332

ISBN-13:

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Mallery Viera has only two semesters left to finish her college degree, but her green card has expired, and she mistakenly filed the wrong paperwork. To stay in the country and complete her education, she needs to get married—fast. In her moment of desperation, she confides in Skyler Walker, her morning running partner and the handsome cowboy who always makes her laugh. What she doesn’t know is that Skyler is a billionaire with a sprawling ranch in small town Three Rivers. He's watched his five brothers turn fake marriages into real, lasting love, and he’s ready to take the plunge himself. When Skyler offers to marry Mal, she’s shocked but has no other options. As they embark into their spontaneous marriage, Mal discovers that Skyler is much more than a good friend with a great sense of humor. He has dreams and plans of his own, and she finds herself wanting to support him just as he’s supporting her. Can Mal and Skyler move beyond the superficial and build a deep, lasting relationship? This closed door friends-to-lovers cowboy romance will warm your heart and leave you cheering for Mal and Skyler's journey toward true love.

Izhima
Izhima

Author: Tamsin Ley

Publisher: Twin Leaf Press

Published: 2022-12-19

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 1950027600

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How do you pretend to be mates with someone you don't even like? Bethany My cooking show’s ratings are the pits, and my producers are threatening to take it off the air. When my sister wins tickets to an alien space cruise, I think I’ve found the solution: the world is in love with aliens right now, so why not use alien chefs as guests? Except when I set up my first interview, the frustratingly handsome alien chef can’t even get my birthday cake right. Izhima I’m not a people person. I’m a food person. And I just want to be left alone to cook. But when a human female barges into my kitchen and tries to sabotage my latest recipe, she ends up ejecting us both out of the airlock. Now I have to risk my own life to get the unconscious woman to safety. But when the human wakes up with amnesia and the dirtbag crew of a salvage ship starts eyeing her in unsavory ways, I have to convince everyone—including the female herself—that she’s my mate. And the once-abrasive female is becoming more tempting by the minute… This forced proximity, enemies to lovers romance is full of "touch her and you die" moments with a grumpy alien chef who saves a human female with amnesia. Survive thrilling adventures on a hostile space ship, laugh over cute and funny comedy moments, and fall in love with a unique paranormal fantasy shapeshifter who will be a warrior for his fated mate. (Izhima was an abridged story in the Claimed Among the Stars charity anthology in July 2022. This is the full version with almost double the content, including the hero's point of view, an epilogue for the couple, and a series wrap-up on board the Romantasy. Enjoy!)