Pedo Flambé

Pedo Flambé

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2019-02-02

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 1386495689

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When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. Approximately 4,000 words.


Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4

Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2020-02-21

Total Pages: 89

ISBN-13: 1393957056

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Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds: PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... PEDO FLAMBÉ When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. FART LOVER SUPREME Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time! DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes? No, probably not. BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 15,500 words.


The $500 Question

The $500 Question

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2014-01-06

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 1624545033

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Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas going to really stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.


Fart Lover Supreme

Fart Lover Supreme

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2020-01-24

Total Pages: 29

ISBN-13: 1393361803

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Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.


The Hairiest Butt

The Hairiest Butt

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2019-05-06

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 138643891X

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The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.


Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?

Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2016-05-08

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 1533737649

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Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,200 words. WARNING: Contains toe cheese.


Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby

Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2018-06-19

Total Pages: 29

ISBN-13: 138670198X

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When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... Approximately 3,100 words.


The Gay Assteroid

The Gay Assteroid

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2020-09-24

Total Pages: 23

ISBN-13: 1393329438

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Bill Bluster, founder and visionary behind the oddball Bluster Space Entertainment, LLC, sees an opportunity. When a pink asteroid is stopped short of striking earth's 15th colony Syphus, he puts in a bid and snaps it up. Now in his possession, he's not sure what to do with it. How does one go about promoting a pink asteroid that doesn't look the least bit menacing? By promising a gay, old time, of course! Approximately 1,000 words.


Marriage Stinks

Marriage Stinks

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2013-11-09

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 1624544932

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Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart? "Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists. "Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles. Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3,600 words in length.


They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech

They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech

Author: Donald Rump

Publisher: Donald Rump

Published: 2023-12-18

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13:

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VLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.