Projects: Crib canopy -- Small pink bolster -- Book clock -- Family photo mobile -- Flower hat rack -- Framed and stenciled blackboard -- Floral tapestry.
Following his first book of hilarious essays in My Custom Van, Michael Ian Black expands his commentary to the subject that has made him one of the most-followed celebrities on Twitter: his irreverent take on the joys of suburban family life. In the tradition of Christian Lander’s hipster/yuppie-friendly bestselling catalog of observations in Stuff White People Like, Michael Ian Black delivers his unique brand of quirky, deadpan humor in this new collection of comedic essays. Now that Black has become the guy he swore he’d never be—a Yuppie A-Hole—he has a lot to say about his family life in suburbia, and he shares his incisive yet absurd observations with readers in Clappy as a Ham. Chronicling his adventures from cruising the neighborhood for his inevitable future “divorce house” (despite being happily married) to listening to Lite FM and realizing he loves it, Black delivers his straightfaced musings with the same sardonic humor that has earned him a rabid cult following. Want to know the pros and cons of Kashi GoLean Crunch or why kindergarten recitals are so boring? Looking for tips for lying to your kids about Santa? Clever, dry, and laugh-out-loud funny, Clappy as a Ham will “blow your mind all over your face” just like My Custom Van.
We’re so proud of our new book. And like its older sibling, this all-new edition is sure to be well loved. It’s packed with adorable, inspirational, yet practical ideas, freshly updated for today’s busy parents-to-be. Abundant photo layouts of different decorative styles provide creative starting points and help families take into account their own particular nursery needs. It’s also packed with essential information on safety considerations, stretching budget dollars, and maximizing limited furniture and space resources. Features: * Updated nursery themes include traditional, modern, ethnic, gender-neutral, and many more * Helps families make the most of limited space with creative storage solutions and by combining the nursery with a home office or guest room * Offers helpful advice on special planning for twins and triplets * Up-to-the minute resource guide for everything today’s baby needs
BRIDES of the SEASONS THANKSGIVING DAY BABY With her bundle of joy due in mere weeks, widow Caitlin Andrews thought she had her life on track. Until she ran into handsome businessman Jordan Andrews, the brother of her late husband and the man she should have married once upon a time. The years had not changed Jordan—he was still confident, controlled and irresistible to Caitlin's lonely heart. He questioned her motives for keeping her impending motherhood a secret and demanded to be part of her baby's life. But how could Caitlin let Jordan into her comfortable world without opening herself to heartache? Dare she look to answers from above and voice her hopes of having a baby—and a husband—on the way? There's reason to celebrate when three friends find unexpected holiday love and become three cherished Brides of the Seasons.
A Young Amish Couple Faces Insurmountable Odds It was to be a short trip to Indiana that might help Luke Stoltzfus build a business that will support his young wife. But when Meredith hears that the bus her husband was on burned in a snow-induced accident and his personal effects were found among the rubble, she is left without hope. Harboring a secret she had planned to share when he returned, she must find a way to go on alone. In a Philadelphia hospital, a battered man is brought in from being mugged in a bus station, but his memories have been wiped clean. His caregivers and new friends call him Eddie, but even as his body heals, his soul longs for a missing part locked away in his injured brain. As the seasons pass from winter to spring to summer, Meredith moves in with her parents and slowly allows old friend Jonah Miller to make her smile again. But even while life must go on, Meredith grieves. Follow the journeys Meredith and Eddie take, and see the amazing way their lives are brought together. Originally released in a 6-part serial, now you can have The Discovery–A Lancaster County Saga all in one book.
A wealthy man named Henry Winston came to America many years ago. He wanted to bring great happiness for his family and him. Henry and his wife Anna had a very successful life. They lived in a beautiful mansion with stables full of the finest horses. Henry owned his own shipping business. Anna was the envy of every other woman. Not only was she beautiful, but she had everything anyone could want. Henry wanted children to fill his life, but Anna did not. Much to their surprise, a daughter came into their lives. Anna was saddened by the event, but Henry was delighted. Bella, as Henry called her, brought him much happiness until one day, Anna took it all away, leaving Henry with only a big house that held the secrets of what was to become of Bellas house.
How to get the best for your baby on a budget Yes, you really can afford it all! The Complete Book of Baby Bargains is the one-stop bargain resource for every parent-to-be, with over 1,000 ideas used by real parents to save 20% to 80% on everything for baby. The Best Money-Saving Secrets... The top 10 ways to save before baby arrives Brand-name baby clothes at rock-bottom prices Insider tips on the best values in baby gear Online deals for diapers and wipes When to expect big sales and how low they'll go Baby products you can make at home for free Creative solutions for baby announcements, maternity wear, nursery furniture, entertainment, toys, storage, and decor All you need in one complete book!
A proposal out of obligation Could become a promise of love… Pregnant Amish widow Mattie Byler is stunned to find her late husband’s shunned twin brother at her door. Samuel Byler is back to fulfill a promise: to marry Mattie. Only he’s not the rogue Mattie remembers. This Christmas, he’s determined to do right by her and the community. Saying “yes” feels impossible. But if Samuel's vow won’t heal her grieving heart…maybe his love can. From Love Inspired: Uplifting stories of faith, forgiveness and hope.