Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2015-01-30

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 9781484444054

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It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: wh


My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!

My Weird School Special: Deck the Halls, We're Off the Walls!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2013-09-24

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 0062206842

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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! It's Christmas, and you know what that means! Santa Claus is coming to town! Or at least to the local mall. But what happens when kid rapper Cray-Z gives a Christmas concert at the same mall and all his fans go bananas? One thing's for sure—if A.J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School want to save the day, they will need a Christmas miracle. Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Christmas special you won’t want to miss!


We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-07

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 9781536461084

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In honor of Presidents' Day, A.J. and Andrea are going to represent Ella Mentry in the ultimate Presidents' Day Challenge against Dirk School. The winning school will get bragging rights, a free trip to an amusement park, and one top secret prize. Th


Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!

Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Perfection Learning

Published: 2005-04-01

Total Pages: 97

ISBN-13: 9780756975425

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The music teacher, Mr. Hynde, break-dances and plays bongo drums on the principal's bald head. The school nurse is gorgeous and hiding a secret identity. How are A.J. and his friends supposed to learn anything with these insane adults around? Illustrations.


Figuring Shit Out

Figuring Shit Out

Author: Amy Biancolli

Publisher: Behler Publications, LLC

Published: 2014-09-29

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1933016469

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"Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.


Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

Back to School, Weird Kids Rule!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781484449011

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A hurricane ends A.J.'s vacation in Bermuda early and forces him and his family to stay at Andrea's house, where he fights with Andrea and has to go back-to-school shopping. Then their parents send them to the weirdest day camp ever.


Dr. Floss Is the Boss

Dr. Floss Is the Boss

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper

Published: 2020-11

Total Pages: 104

ISBN-13: 9781646974382

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It's National Dessert Day, and Ella Mentry School has brought in local dentist Dr. Floss to teach A.J. and his friends about the dental dangers of sweets. But Dr. Floss has other plans. She wants the kids to eat as many sweets as possible so that they'll need a dentist.


It's Halloween, I'm Turning Green!

It's Halloween, I'm Turning Green!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher:

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13:

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For A. J. and the gang from Ella Mentry School, a night of regular trick-or-treating turns into the weirdest Halloween in the history of the universe.


Once More with Chutzpah

Once More with Chutzpah

Author: Haley Neil

Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Published: 2022-02

Total Pages: 291

ISBN-13: 1547607092

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Anxious eighteen-year-old Tally and her twin Max set off on a whirlwind high school exchange trip to Israel where she grapples with her Jewish identity, mental health, and sexuality.


My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

Author: Dan Gutman

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2014-12-23

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 0062284053

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With more than 35 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: when L-O-V-E comes to Ella Mentry, it spells the weirdest Valentine's Day story in the history of the world! Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Valentine’s Day special you won’t want to miss!