More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes

More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes

Author: Jeff Parietti

Publisher: Harper Paperbacks

Published: 1999-04-07

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 9780062736475

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400 more of the most hilariously boneheaded remarks ever made in the history of athletics. More Truly Stupid Sports Quotes brings you more of the hysterical humor that made your sides hurt the first time with The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes.


Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes

Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes

Author: Jeff Parietti

Publisher: Harper Paperbacks

Published: 1996-05-16

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 9780062734082

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With over 400 of the most hilariously bone-headed remarks ever made in the history of athletics, The Book of Truly Stupid Sports Quotes will have you laughing so hard you'll have to call "time out!" "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." -- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his trip to Greece "You guys line up alphabetically by height." -- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." -- Rod Brookin, senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann


The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time

The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time

Author: Kathryn Petras

Publisher: Workman Publishing Company

Published: 2017-10-17

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 1523501979

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The thrill of victory, the agony of a tight jockstrap. It’s the reason we love sports—you never know what’s going to happen. Sometimes everything clicks, with the best athlete in the world competing at their peak, and the result is a thing of breathtaking beauty. But sometimes the opposite happens, resulting in moments of breathtaking hilarity, or astonishing inanity, or just plain head-scratching puzzlement. Welcome to The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time. Featuring: The most boring games in sports history Wise(ish) words on winning Stupid mascot antics The strangest things coaches have done to motivate teams And much, much more!


The Book of Best Sports Quotes

The Book of Best Sports Quotes

Author: M. Prefontaine

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2015-11-05

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781518701375

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This is a book for those who love sport and all that goes with it. Most of us have played sports where people have said something amusing, inspirational or just exquisitely stupid. It is a part of the enjoyment of sports and those experiences are shared with team mates and competitors. This is a collection of some of the best quotes from sports stars, commentators and those who love sports. "Only he who can see the invisible can do the impossible." -Frank L. Gaines (1921 - 2012)


The Book of Truly Stupid Business Quotes

The Book of Truly Stupid Business Quotes

Author: Jeff Parietti

Publisher: Harper Paperbacks

Published: 1997-10-24

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 9780062735072

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As evidenced by the phenomenal success of the Dilbert books, Americans love to laugh at the foibles of the business world. With The Book of Truly Stupid Business Quotes, they can do just that. Packed with hundreds of examples of unintentional witticisms by the movers and shakers of the corporate sphere, it includes such gems as: "I'd Say 'It's a Buttmaster, Your Holiness.'" -- Suzanne Somers on how she would respond if the Pope asked her the name of the exercise apparatus she promotes "Over a long weekend, I could teach my dog to be an investment banker." -- Herbert Allen, president of Allen & Company, Inc., an investment banking firm "My only complaint about having a father in fashion is that every time I'm about to go to bed with a guy, I have to look at my dad's name all over his underwear." -- Marci Klein, daughter of Calvin Klein. "I go to bed happy at night knowing that hair is growing on the faces of billions of males and on women's legs around the world while I sleep. It's more fun than counting sheep." -- Warren Buffett, whose Berkshire Hathaway owns about 10% of the stock of The Gillette Company


1001 Stupid Sports Quotes

1001 Stupid Sports Quotes

Author: Randy Howe

Publisher: Globe Pequot

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781599210124

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Entertaining and amazingly supid quotes from the world's best athletes.


The Bowler's Holding, the Batsman's Willey

The Bowler's Holding, the Batsman's Willey

Author: Geoff Tibballs

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2010-12-15

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 1446407225

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'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces' - Ron Atkinson 'Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the city centre' - Oscar Wilde Whether over the moon or sick as a parrot, sportsmen and women can invariably be relied upon to come out with a humorous quote...even if it's not always intentional. The Bowler's Holding, The Batsman's Willey provides the definitive collection of sporting wit, from participants and observers alike. The book covers the full gamut of the sports spectrum and provides over 4,000 side-splittingly funny quotes - some examples of incisive sporting wit, others inadvertent howlers never to be forgotten; ranging from the cutting remarks of Brian Clough and Muhammad Ali to the studied observations of John Arlott and the hilarious gaffes of Murray Walker. The Bowler's Holding, The Batsman's Willey is an absolute must for any sports fan.


The Book of Funny Sports Quotes

The Book of Funny Sports Quotes

Author: M. Prefontaine

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2016-04-01

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 9781530848065

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This is a book of sports quotations from a huge range of sports for those who love sports and all that goes with it. From American Football to the best and funniest quotes from wrestling they are all in this book. There are amusing observations, outrageous insults and the exquisitely stupid comments that are all an integral part of the sports that we love to play. These quotes provide a wealth of humorous comments which embroider and enrich the playing and watching of sports bringing additional dimensions to the game. This collection brings together the favorite quotes of the author from a range of sports. Some selections are current while many are from famous sportsmen and commentators of the past. I hope that every sports fan, whatever their favorite sport, will enjoy this collection.


I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!

I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This!

Author: Bob Newhart

Publisher: Hachette Books

Published: 2006-09-19

Total Pages: 216

ISBN-13: 1401385990

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The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.


Range

Range

Author: David Epstein

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2021-04-27

Total Pages: 369

ISBN-13: 0735214506

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The #1 New York Times bestseller that has all America talking—with a new afterword on expanding your range—as seen on CNN's Fareed Zakaria GPS, Morning Joe, CBS This Morning, and more. “The most important business—and parenting—book of the year.” —Forbes “Urgent and important. . . an essential read for bosses, parents, coaches, and anyone who cares about improving performance.” —Daniel H. Pink Shortlisted for the Financial Times/McKinsey Business Book of the Year Award Plenty of experts argue that anyone who wants to develop a skill, play an instrument, or lead their field should start early, focus intensely, and rack up as many hours of deliberate practice as possible. If you dabble or delay, you’ll never catch up to the people who got a head start. But a closer look at research on the world’s top performers, from professional athletes to Nobel laureates, shows that early specialization is the exception, not the rule. David Epstein examined the world’s most successful athletes, artists, musicians, inventors, forecasters and scientists. He discovered that in most fields—especially those that are complex and unpredictable—generalists, not specialists, are primed to excel. Generalists often find their path late, and they juggle many interests rather than focusing on one. They’re also more creative, more agile, and able to make connections their more specialized peers can’t see. Provocative, rigorous, and engrossing, Range makes a compelling case for actively cultivating inefficiency. Failing a test is the best way to learn. Frequent quitters end up with the most fulfilling careers. The most impactful inventors cross domains rather than deepening their knowledge in a single area. As experts silo themselves further while computers master more of the skills once reserved for highly focused humans, people who think broadly and embrace diverse experiences and perspectives will increasingly thrive.