Minecraft Joke Book
Minecraft Joke Book

Author: Mojang AB

Publisher:

Published: 2019

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781405295253

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Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)
Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

Author: Dan Morgan

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2021-05-11

Total Pages: 129

ISBN-13: 0593379373

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The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

Jokes for Minecrafters
Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-02-02

Total Pages: 159

ISBN-13: 1510706372

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Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Minecraft Jokes
Minecraft Jokes

Author: Steve Creeper

Publisher:

Published: 2015-03-07

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 9781508783282

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Here're some jokes from the bookQ: If Steve weren't a miner, what would he be instead? A: A boxer, because he can punch trees. Q: Which two countries love to play Minecraft? A: Iron and I-rock (Iran and Iraq). Q: Why don't some people ever tell Minecraft jokes? A: Because people might think they're square! Q: How do you make a Minecraft movie into a block-buster? A: Craft a block of TNT and blow up a mine!

The Accidental Minecraft Family
The Accidental Minecraft Family

Author: Pixel Ate

Publisher:

Published: 2021

Total Pages: 135

ISBN-13:

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"Mom wouldn't be Mom, if she didn't make sure the kingdom village had a proper Christmas celebration. But what will the accidental minecraft family do when the whole night is thrown off by an unexpected visitor while the ninjas are on night patrol?"--Back cover.

Minecraft Novels 3-Book Bundle
Minecraft Novels 3-Book Bundle

Author: Tracey Baptiste

Publisher: Random House Worlds

Published: 2022-10-18

Total Pages: 727

ISBN-13: 059350061X

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Explore the world of Minecraft inside and out with this boxed set collecting three official novels: The Crash, The Lost Journals, and The End! Minecraft: The Crash When Bianca and her best friend Lonnie are in a terrible accident, she's hospitalized and faced with questions she's not equipped to answer. She chooses instead to try a new virtual reality version of Minecraft that gives her control over a world at the very moment she thought she'd lost it. As she plays, she realizes that Lonnie is somewhere in here too. She encounters Esme and Anton, two kids who are also playing on the hospital server, and teams up with them to play through to the End—and hopefully to find Lonnie and bring him back to reality. Minecraft: The Lost Journals Allison and Max must team up to find his missing uncle Nicholas. Using the journal his beloved uncle left behind as a guide, the duo hurtle headlong into a treacherous and unknown landscape called the Nether. There, they meet a strange girl named Freya and her woefully unheroic wolf, Bunny Biter, who agree to help them in their quest. The group must take on dangerous new foes and unravel the cryptic journal to find Nicholas and reunite this fractured family. Minecraft: The End For as long as they can remember, the twin endermen Fin and Mo have lived in the mysterious land of the End. They know everything there is to know about their world—or so they think until the strangers from another dimension arrive. The invaders are called humans, and they’ve come to steal artifacts and slay the ender dragon. Caught off guard, the twins are trapped in the middle of a war between the endermen and the humans, with the future of their home at stake.

Hilarious Funny Jokes For Miners (Unofficial Minecraft Book)
Hilarious Funny Jokes For Miners (Unofficial Minecraft Book)

Author: Great Publishing

Publisher: Great Publishing

Published:

Total Pages: 495

ISBN-13:

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Hilarious Funny Jokes For Miners (Unofficial Minecraft Book) NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG. Download now Minecraft fans for a serious laugh with these funny Minecraft jokes that will have you and your friends laughing in no time. Look out for the funny Minecraft bonuses inside as well to thank you for showing interest in our products. ENJOY MINECRAFT FANS

Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters
Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-02-14

Total Pages: 181

ISBN-13: 1510718850

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Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-outs is the third book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which includes more than 800 hysterical jokes. These clever puns and silly one-liners poke fun at everything Minecraft, from creepers and ghasts to golems and endermen. These side-splitters will have any Minecrafter rolling over with laughter! Inside you will find hysterical gut-busters such as: Q: How do Creepers listen to music? A: On a boombox. Q: How do you feel if you see a floating mob overhead? A: A-ghast! This joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches over these hilarious Minecraft jokes!