Jokes and More About Dogs
Jokes and More About Dogs

Author: Maria Nelson

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 2014-07-15

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1482405431

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Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!

Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
Dogs Don't Tell Jokes

Author: Louis Sachar

Publisher: A&C Black

Published: 2013-07-26

Total Pages: 224

ISBN-13: 1408850346

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'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.

101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids
101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids

Author: Cesar Dunbar

Publisher: Semsoli

Published: 2020-06-15

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9781970177138

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Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.

A Dog Walks Into a Bar
A Dog Walks Into a Bar

Author: Joanne O'Sullivan

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 108

ISBN-13: 9781600591549

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Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.

Little Black Book of Dog Jokes
Little Black Book of Dog Jokes

Author: Suzanne Schwalb

Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

Published:

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 1441300260

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Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.

Jokes and More About Dogs
Jokes and More About Dogs

Author: Maria Nelson

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 2014-07-15

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1482405423

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Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!

It's Raining Cats and Dogs
It's Raining Cats and Dogs

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 9780945912019

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A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.

Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes
Jokes and More About Monkeys and Apes

Author: Maria Nelson

Publisher: Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP

Published: 2014-07-15

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 1482405504

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Monkeys and apes have a reputation for being funny animals. At zoos, the monkey house is one of the most popular places to visit because they do many things that seem awfully silly to people! Readers will enjoy having a whole bunch of jokes to tell about our primate friends. Cool facts, colorful photographs, and illustrations engage readers as they navigate wordplay, puns, and fun. In this case, monkeying around is a good thing!

Let's Tell Jokes about Dogs
Let's Tell Jokes about Dogs

Author: Leonard Clasky

Publisher:

Published: 2023

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781538392874

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"Dogs are very popular pets, and that makes them very popular subjects for jokes! As readers discover a variety of funny jokes about dogs, they also learn fun facts. This blend of entertainment and education makes for a memorable reading experience, and colorful photographs of many different dog breeds make this even more enjoyable for readers at a wide range of levels. Even reluctant readers are sure to have fun sharing humor and interesting information about dogs with their friends and family after the turn the last page!"--

Hysterical Dog Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Hysterical Dog Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Author: Felicia Lowenstein Niven

Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.

Published: 2014-09

Total Pages: 50

ISBN-13: 076605960X

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Why don’t dogs make good dancers? They have two left feet! Ready for a howling good time? Then check out the silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes in HYSTERICAL DOG JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE! Also learn fun facts about canines and how to create a dog breed book!