I Lost My Underwear Today

I Lost My Underwear Today

Author: Colonel Korne

Publisher:

Published: 2008-12-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781439216972

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Skillfully wending words, sounds, and images, author/illustrator,Colonel Korne paints poetic pictures that catapult readers into awitty world of rhymes. Whether weaving a web of intrigue in "Spider,Spider," rhapsodizing reminiscently in "Memories of Grandpa," or theprovocative pun in "Honeydew, Honeydew," he hits the heart, not withsap, but with a refreshing twist that draws in everyone who picks upthis unique volume. Children's poetry? Hardly, but make no mistake.Kids love the Colonel. Adults will chuckle at the double entendresresplendent in the Colonel's work and identify with the trials thatvex characters like Emily Lou, the hippo ballerina. All ages willrelish the artwork that ranges from realism to cartoon sketches.Educators will appreciate the natural use of literary devices: "TheButterfly" as a picture poem, the synonyms in "I Lost My UnderwearToday", as well as wonderful examples of irony, alliteration, andmetaphor replete in this masterfully written work.


Where Is My Underwear?

Where Is My Underwear?

Author: Justin Kipp

Publisher: Walter Justin Kipp

Published: 2019-06-12

Total Pages: 26

ISBN-13: 9781073602889

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A colorful, children's picture book for ages 3-8 about a kid who loses his last pair of underwear and the frustrating search for them. His brother joins in the search, at times offering more confusion than help. Where is my Underwear teaches kids how to talk out a problem and retrace your steps. It is a book with a play on words and homonyms, that may twist your tongue at times making it fun to read. Will he and his brother ever find his underwear, or will it be lost forever? If you like the children's book, Underwear! By Mary Elise Monsell or The Underwear Book by Todd Parr, then you'll like Where is My Underwear.


The Frog who Lost His Underpants

The Frog who Lost His Underpants

Author: Juliette MacIver

Publisher: Candlewick Press (MA)

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 076366782X

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Teddy Bear, Little Chimp, and Big Gray Elephant try to help an orange-spotted jungle frog find his missing underpants.


Where, Oh, Where's My Underwear?

Where, Oh, Where's My Underwear?

Author: Barney Saltzberg

Publisher: Hyperion

Published: 1994

Total Pages: 12

ISBN-13: 9781562826949

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"Young readers will delight in helping a young elephant find his wayward underwear in this zany pop-up book."--P. [4] of cover.r


Vegetables in Underwear

Vegetables in Underwear

Author: Jared Chapman

Publisher: Abrams

Published: 2015-04-07

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 1613127405

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A bunch of friendly vegetables wear colorful underwear of all varieties—big, small, clean, dirty, serious, and funny—demonstrating for young ones the silliness and necessity of this item of clothing. The unexpectedness of vegetables in their unmentionables is enough to draw giggles, but the pride with which the “big kid” attire is flaunted in front of the baby carrots in diapers will tickle readers of all ages. With rhyming text that begs to be chanted aloud and art that looks good enough to eat, this vibrant story will encourage preschoolers to celebrate having left those diapers behind!


Doctor Grundy's Undies

Doctor Grundy's Undies

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Courier Dover Publications

Published: 2019-05-15

Total Pages: 35

ISBN-13: 0486832481

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A strong gust of wind sweeps Doctor Grundy's best undies—brand-new, and decorated with tiger stripes and tiger eyes off the clothesline. The unusual undergarments go flapping out to sea and across many different lands. Who will get to keep them? A cracked crew of pirates? A silly Scottish bagpiper? You'll find out in this fun-filled and irreverent world tour. The adventure is XXL, just like the fabulous undies, and loaded with clever rhymes and winsome pictures by the bestselling team of storyteller Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird, the cheeky creators of I Need A New Butt!


I need a new bum

I need a new bum

Author: Dawn McMillan

Publisher: Oratia Media Ltd

Published: 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 1877514578

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I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious.


Formation

Formation

Author: Ryan Leigh Dostie

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2019-06-04

Total Pages: 354

ISBN-13: 1538731517

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Named by Esquire as one of the Best Nonfiction Books of the Year: Chanel Miller's Know My Name meets Cheryl Strayed's Wild and Anthony Swofford's Jarhead in this powerful literary memoir of a young soldier driven to prove herself in a man's world. Raised by powerful women in a restrictive, sheltered Christian community in New England, Ryan Dostie never imagined herself on the front lines of a war halfway around the world. But then a conversation with an Army recruiter in her high-school cafeteria changes the course of her life. Hired as a linguist, she quickly has to find a space for herself in the testosterone-filled world of the Army barracks, and has been holding her own until the unthinkable happens: she is raped by a fellow soldier. Struggling with PTSD and commanders who don't trust her story, Dostie finds herself fighting through the isolation of trauma amid the challenges of an unexpected war. What follows is a riveting story of one woman's extraordinary journey to prove her worth, physically and mentally, in a world where the odds are stacked against her.


Ballet Cat The Totally Secret Secret

Ballet Cat The Totally Secret Secret

Author: Bob Shea

Publisher: Disney-Hyperion

Published: 2015-05-05

Total Pages: 56

ISBN-13: 9781484713785

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Ballet Cat and Sparkles the Pony are trying to decide what to play today. Nothing that Sparkles suggests--making crafts, playing checkers, and selling lemonade--goes well with the leaping, spinning, and twirling that Ballet Cat likes to do. When Sparkles's leaps, spins, and twirls seem halfhearted, Ballet Cat asks him what's wrong. Sparkles doesn't want to say. He has a secret that Ballet Cat won't want to hear. What Sparkles doesn't know is that Ballet Cat has a secret of her own, a totally secret secret. Once their secrets are shared, will their friendship end, or be stronger than ever?


My Own Blood

My Own Blood

Author: Ashley Bristowe

Publisher: Random House Canada

Published: 2021-04-06

Total Pages: 426

ISBN-13: 0735278172

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Mothering under normal circumstances takes all you have to give. But what happens when your child is disabled, and sacrificing all you've got and more is the only hope for a decent future? Full of rage and resilience, duty and love, Ashley Bristowe delivers a mother's voice like no other we've heard. When their second child, Alexander, is diagnosed with a rare genetic disorder, doctors tell Ashley Bristowe and her husband that the boy won't walk, or even talk--that he is profoundly disabled. Stunned and reeling, Ashley researches a disorder so new it's just been named--Kleefstra Syndrome--and she finds little hope and a maze of obstacles. Then she comes across the US-based "Institutes," which have been working to improve the lives of brain-injured children for decades. Recruiting volunteers, organizing therapy, juggling a million tests and appointments, even fundraising as the family falls deep into debt, Ashley devotes years of 24/7 effort to running an impossibly rigorous diet and therapy programme for their son with the hope of saving his life, and her own. The ending is happy: he will never be a "normal" boy, but Alexander talks, he walks, he swims, he plays the piano (badly) and he goes to school. This victory isn't clean and it's far from pretty; the personal toll on Ashley is devastating. "It takes a village," people say, but too much of their village is uncomfortable with her son's difference, the therapy regimen's demands and the family's bottomless need. The health and provincial services bureaucracy set them a maddening set of hoops to jump through, showing how disabled children and their families languish because of criminally low expectations about what can be done to help. My Own Blood is an uplifting story, but it never shies away from the devastating impact of a baby that science couldn't predict and medicine couldn't help. It's the story of a woman who lost everything she'd once been--a professional, an optimist, a joker, a capable adult--in sacrifice to her son. An honest account of a woman's life turned upside down.