Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Christmas gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Strengthen the bond you have with your kids with the weird, corny and dorky jokes and puns in this book! If you are looking for a way to spice up your relationship with your kids, then this book has got you covered with its over 600 jokes and puns that will leave your kids (of different ages) laughing, grinning, confused and looking forward for more. With the collection of dad jokes in this book, you can be sure that you won't be short of options! For easy reading, I have categorized the jokes into different categories so you can be sure to find jokes that are appropriate for different situations. More precisely, you will find: Every day, typical and most random dad jokes Dorkiest dad jokes/pun Holiday dad jokes and pun Weirdest and worst jokes and pun by dads Over the top dad jokes Utterly embarrassing pun and jokes by dads And much, much more!
Laugh Out Loud with 200 of the Most Hilarious Short Dad Jokes! Brace yourself for some serious cringing, laughing, and eye-rolling with "Embarrassing Dad Jokes". This ebook collection of 200 short and family-friendly jokes has been carefully handpicked to have you both groaning and grinning from ear to ear in no time. Are you a fan of dad puns, hilarious dad jokes, worst dad jokes, or perhaps the best dad jokes out there? No matter what kind of dad humor tickles your funny bone, this ebook of short dad jokes has got you covered. With both the timeless classic puns and the funniest dad jokes of 2023, you'll have plenty of material to get you through Father's Day, birthdays, or any day that needs a little cheesiness. Inside this ebook you'll find: - 200 assorted short dad jokes to keep you and your loved ones entertained for hours - Family-friendly humor that's appropriate for all ages. - Fun and easy to read - perfect for killing time or getting a quick laugh - Perfect for bonding with your son, daughter, dad, husband, or wife - Short and sweet jokes that are easy to remember and share - A great and budget-friendly gift idea for any dad - Optimized for 2023 with the latest puns and jokes - Includes the absolute worst and cheesiest short dad jokes, puns and wordplays - Classic puns and hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to make the whole family laugh out loud - or at least groan - Unlimited laughs and groans with the classic terrible dad jokes, tested by millions of dads through many generations - A go-to joke book - ready to read on your phone or e-reader - anytime you need the funniest dad jokes fix. With the "Embarrassing Dad Jokes" Ebook, you will also be able to: - Cultivate your ability to welcome improvisation and forge connections fearlessly - Discover the delight of life's simple joys and learn invaluable lessons in storytelling - Embarrass your children in public. So why not add some terrible dad jokes to your collection and take your dadjoke game to the next level? Trust me, your kids will thank you... eventually. With "Embarrassing Dad Jokes", you'll have plenty of ammunition for your next family gathering, road trip, or virtual hangout. Add this ebook to your collection today and get ready to groan, laugh, and roll your eyes at the best (and worst) dad jokes around.
What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh – or, more likely, a groan – with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000
