Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: Semen is nutritious, has a fantastic texture and incomparable cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. The cost of semen is generally free if you know how and who to ask and it comes in abundance. unfortunately however despite its low production cost and almost unlimited availability, it is rarely used in cooking. With this book, we want to create a movement. forget veganism, that is so 2019. we want semen to become a household staple. one on everyones shopping list. if you're not scared of a little experimentation, we recommend the special sticky bbq sauce recipe or if something sweet takes your fancy, how about cum creme caramel? Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 110 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.
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This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
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***Disclaimer: this recipe book has no content or actual recipes. It is a 120 page 6"x9" blank cooking with semen recipe book designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.*** Description: Play a hilarious practical joke on your lover, friends or work colleagues by gifting them this laugh out loud gift, it's a customized blank recipe book. Funny, Inappropriate jokes and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty recipe book is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this on your bookshelf or coffee table. Give this Recipe notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or a fun prank. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Features: * Record your own favorite recipes * Create your own custom index and organize the recipes the way you want * Size: 6" x 9" inch * Easily mark the recipes' rating, difficulty, cooking time, servings * Extra space for additional notes (such as source of the recipe, why it holds special meaning to you, and etc.) * Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, fathers day or gift for Men & Women * It is a great size (6 x 9 in) - not too big and in the same time with enough writing space to jot down everything needed. * A great gift for foodies, friends and family members who love to cook and need to record and catalog their delicious culinary creations - everyday meals, soups, appetizers, main courses, desserts, pies, beverages, and more. Get this blank cooking book now and start filling it with your personal collection of tasty treasured recipes. From the blurb: "I can't believe I've been eating it raw" - Barn Swallow "The semen cookbook every kitchen needs" - Naughty Mouth Soap "The cooking with Semen book I never thought I would read" - Semen Warmer "Adding these to my collection of semen based recipes" - Human Semenologist ***Disclaimer: this recipe book has no content or actual recipes. It is a 120 page 6"x9" blank recipe book designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.***
Cum Cook With Me Recipe Book: 100 Semen Recipes is a joke recipe notebook. There are 4 REAL recipes included with a humorous flare in the descriptions. The rest of the pages are reserved for writing down your own recipes. Great for a gift. Make them laugh! Secret Santa, White Elephant, Bachelorette, birthdays, and more! 4 REAL recipes, with humorous descriptions Recipes included are: Strawberry Cum Cake, Hearty Greens with Cum-quats, Classic Banana Split w/ Nut, Engorged Eggplant Surprise. 90 empty recipe pages to record your own recipes
There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank. You can’t find the fusions Coolio created like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and finish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Cookin' with Coolio features 76 tasty, easy-to-make and economical recipes built around comfort foods with a healthy twist, accompanied by 25 full-color pictures. The book covers everything: -How to Become a Kitchen Pimp -The Rules of the Ghetto Gourmet to everything you'll need to make a complete meal -Pimpin’ the poultry -Sinful steaks -It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp -Chillin’ and Grillin’ As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
Join a feisty half-succubus, half-vampire girl who falls for her classmate's strong essence and is determined to feed off him. However, her curious distaste for blood forces her to get creative when procuring the essence she craves.
The foodie’s guide to cannabis: a smart, sophisticated, and beautifully illustrated cookbook for at-home chefs wanting to safely create and experience their own edibles JeffThe420Chef is revolutionizing the world of edibles. He first began cooking with cannabis to help a close friend’s mother manage the pain, nausea, and discomfort from her cancer treatments. Over time, he developed a process for infusing cannabis into butters and oils that neutralizes the smell and taste, leading to a new understanding of edibles and their potential for medicinal use. In The 420 Gourmet, JeffThe420Chef combines his fun-loving approach to cooking with practical information about marijuana—including guidelines for safe dosing (along with a comprehensive dosage calculator), summaries of the principal strains and their typical effects, and details on the herb’s medical and recreational benefits. Jeff includes step-by-step instructions for his signature “light-tasting” canna-butter and canna-oils, the secrets behind his outrageously delicious and truly unique recipes. Once you create these staple ingredients yourself, it becomes easy to incorporate cannabis into everyday dishes—and the “pot-sibilities” are endless! From brunch and small plates to salads and gourmet dinners—and featuring gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, and kosher options—The 420 Gourmet elevates the edible experience. Jeff’s precise dosage guidelines expand the horizons of cannabis cuisine, which will no longer be limited to a few bites of a brownie. These mouthwatering recipes are fully adaptable to your goals, whether you need a full-course meal for nourishment and pain management or a quick snack to help you focus, relax, and enhance your creativity. The 420 Gourmet will educate and entertain new and longtime cannabis users alike while serving as the ultimate guide to cannabliss.
