Know what to say, what not to say, what to do on a court should you make the mistake of being seen on one, and what excuses to make if you can’t lay a racquet head on a ball. Never again confuse topspin with a slice, or a squash shot with a tweener. Bask in the admiration of your fellow tennis players as you pronounce confidently on the merits of the windshield wiper, the reverse forehand and the run-around. Above all, know exactly how to hold your own against the sort of tennis nerd who probably emerged from the womb reading a copy of Inner Tennis. And never wear a headband. DO SAY "I was trying out an extreme version of the extreme Hawaiian and something just went 'ping' in my wrist. Never been the same since." DON’T SAY "You CANNOT be serious...you guys are the absolute pits of the world!"
You're no idiot, of course. You've seen McEnroe square off against Connors, you know that Wimbledon is in England, and you understand that "love" is not a good tennis score to have. But when it comes to returning volleys and scoring points, you feel like your racket has more holes than strings. Don't hang up your racket yet! The Complete Idiot's Guide to Tennis gives you everyting you need to know to participate in this exciting sport--from choosing the right equipment and lessons to using advanced strategies and playing in tournaments. In this Complete Idiot's Guide, you get:
A tennis player has to know not only how to play the game, but how to plan the next move and be able to anticipate an opponent's likely return, all in an instant. A player has to build a winning strategy, play the full court and outsmart an opponent. Enter Tennis Skills, an in-depth guide to improving a player's game. It features a battery of lessons designed by tennis pros that lays down a solid foundation of stroke skills and game strategy. Clear instructions and annotated diagrams provide valuable coaching and corrective techniques -- a great value for any player. It's like having a personal tennis pro on call for expert coaching. The book is fully illustrated with sequential pictures, court diagrams, tips, typical faults and coaching ideas which can help to build strong foundation skills and great players. Tom Sadzeck provides an abundance of visual features to help players of all levels improve their game and build on existing skills. Six chapters cover the game's key skill sets, from basic techniques to singles and doubles strategies. There are more than 40 drills that focus on the target areas of form, strategy, coordination and footwork. Other coaching content include: Stroke-production exercises Forehand, backhand, serve, volley, slice and other shots A breakdown of each stroke to promote consistent form Warm-up, grips, body position, footwork, targeting, follow-through Court diagrams to help players visualize a stroke's outcome How to handle game pressure. Tennis Skills also features Master Stroke sidebars that give easy-to remember tips, Fault Finder boxes that point out common mistakes and Coach's Comments that share the wisdom of seasoned pros. Whether the reader is new to the sport or a more experienced player who wants to improve their game and try new drills, Tennis Skills is a practical book to have in the equipment bag or locker.
The Idiots Guide to Household Chores Are you someone who avoids basic household chores like the plague? Do you find yourself overwhelmed by dishes, laundry, and dust bunnies, yet have no clue where to start? Look no further—The Idiots Guide to Household Chores is here to help! This humorous and practical guide takes you through the everyday chores that pile up around the house, but with a twist: it’s written for people who really don’t want to do them. Whether you’re tackling that towering pile of laundry, decluttering your closet, or finally cleaning the refrigerator (yes, there’s probably something alive in there), this book breaks it all down into easy, bite-sized tasks that anyone can follow—even if you’re a professional procrastinator. Packed with relatable humor and tips that simplify even the most dreaded tasks, The Idiots Guide to Household Chores will help you get your home sparkling clean without feeling overwhelmed. From vacuuming and mopping to organizing your pantry and giving your home a touch of ambiance, this book covers everything you need to know—without the guilt or the stress. What you’ll learn: Simple strategies to clean your home without losing your mind Time-saving tips for organizing and maintaining your space How to tackle chores like dishes, laundry, bathroom cleaning, and more—step by step Clever tricks for dealing with pet hair, dusty blinds, cluttered garages, and more Fun ideas for adding final touches like candles, air fresheners, and cozy décor to make your home feel inviting Whether you're a beginner who shies away from chores or a seasoned procrastinator, this guide will help you turn your to-do list into something totally manageable—and maybe even a little fun!
"Written primarily for the beginning or novice tennis player, but it is also appropriate for the intermediate player. It is for students who are actively receiving instruction and who plan on continuing to play tennis as a lifelong activity" (from Preface).
