Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids
Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2018-09-25

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13: 1510741623

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What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appétit! What did the ghost wear to the party? A boo-tie! Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and spooky fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by creepy line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a spooky laugh button for added entertainment!

Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids
Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-02-04

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 1510754911

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One-one was a racehorse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too. How much wood would a groundhog chuck if a groundhog could chuck wood? The instinct of an extinct insect stinks! Belly Laugh Totally Terrific Tongue Twisters for Kids is full of hilarious tongue-twisting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories and jokes, this collection is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious tongue-tied babbling sound-effect button. Perfect for rainy spring days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring silly laughter and comical wordplay fun into your home.

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber
Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Author: Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher:

Published: 2016-12-01

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9781946178046

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Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.

Cheesie Mack Is Sort of Freaked Out
Cheesie Mack Is Sort of Freaked Out

Author: Steve Cotler

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2014-08-26

Total Pages: 258

ISBN-13: 0385369905

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Attention, diary fiction readers! Have you met Cheesie Mack? You’ll love Cheesie’s wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the hilarious story of a Halloween prank that sort of freaked him out. Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are too old for trick-or-treating. Besides, all that spooky nonsense is just for kids! To prove it, they pull a “far out” prank that has the whole school abuzz about aliens. When Cheesie and Georgie reveal that they were the masterminds behind the trick, Cheesie’s evil sister, Goon, plots revenge. She recruits one of Cheesie’s friends to pull off a prank that will have Cheesie wondering if the truth really is out there. . . .

The Canterville Ghost
The Canterville Ghost

Author: Oscar Wilde

Publisher: Modernista

Published: 2024-05-30

Total Pages: 32

ISBN-13: 9180949487

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»The Canterville Ghost« is a short story by Oscar Wilde, originally published in 1891. OSCAR WILDE, born in 1854 in Dublin, died in 1900 in Paris, was an Irish prose writer, playwright, essayist, and poet. Wilde's significance as a symbol for persecuted homosexuals around the world is immeasurable. Wilde himself was sentenced to prison and hard labour, his works were boycotted, theatrical productions were shut down, and he was publicly vilified. The Picture of Dorian Gray [1890] is his most famous work.

La Llorona
La Llorona

Author: Joe Hayes

Publisher: Cinco Puntos Press

Published: 2004

Total Pages: 34

ISBN-13: 0938317865

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A retelling, in parallel English and Spanish text, of the traditional tale told in the Southwest and in Mexico of how the beautiful Maria became a ghost.

Promise Not to Tell
Promise Not to Tell

Author: Jennifer McMahon

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-03-17

Total Pages: 289

ISBN-13: 0061827487

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“McMahon unfurls a whirlwind of suspense...Combining murder mystery and coming-of-age tale with supernatural elements, this taut novel is above all a reflection on the haunting power of memory.” –Entertainment Weekly A woman’s past and present collide in terrifying ways in this explosive debut by New York Times bestselling author Jennifer McMahon. Forty-one-year-old school nurse Kate Cypher has returned home to rural Vermont to care for her mother, who's afflicted with Alzheimer's. On the night she arrives, a young girl is murdered—a horrific crime that eerily mirrors another from Kate's childhood. Three decades earlier, her dirt-poor friend Del—shunned and derided by classmates as "Potato Girl"—was brutally slain. Del's killer was never found, while the victim has since achieved immortality in local legends and ghost stories. Now, as this new murder investigation draws Kate irresistibly in, her past and present collide in terrifying, unexpected ways. Because nothing is quite what it seems . . . and the grim specters of her youth are far from forgotten. More than just a murder mystery, Jennifer McMahon's extraordinary debut novel, Promise Not to Tell, is a story of friendship and family, devotion and betrayal—tautly written, deeply insightful, beautifully evocative, and utterly unforgettable.

Cheesie Mack Is Cool in a Duel
Cheesie Mack Is Cool in a Duel

Author: Steve Cotler

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 2012-06-26

Total Pages: 242

ISBN-13: 0375864385

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Cheesie and Georgie are back, and this time they're off to the greatest summer camp in Maine. As the oldest of the Little Guy campers, they'll get to make the campfires and choose the sports teams. It's sure to be their best summer yet! Then disaster strikes. Cheesie and Georgie are put in a cabin with the Big Guy campers, including Cheesie's archenemy, Kevin Welch. Now the youngest—and smallest—of the Big Guys, Cheesie has no choice but to use his brains to fight Kevin's brawn—he challenges the bully to a Cool Duel. The adventure that follows includes a toilet on a wall, a headless skateboarder, a garter snake mustache, and the scariest ghost story ever told. Will Cheesie survive to start middle school? With plenty of lists, drawings, and made-up words, Cheesie—with a little help from Steve Cotler—tells the story of the best worst summer ever.

150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes
150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Author: Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-10-25

Total Pages: 40

ISBN-13: 9781702345347

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The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes': In this book, you will find: 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes 35+ Silly Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.