Ah Cannae Tell a Lie!

Ah Cannae Tell a Lie!

Author: Harry Morris

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2008-11-19

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1845025725

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The adventures of Harry the Polis - the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories - continue with this hilarious new collection. Join Harry on his new adventures as he tackles speeding motorists, visits the Blackhills of Glesca, calls time on some barking dogs, gets some Devine intervention and meets some gorgeous girls as he falls victim to the Braehead Scam. With twenty-nine years in the Strathclyde Polis under his belt, there are tales, laughs and adventures aplenty as Harry the Polis is back on the beat once more. And it's all true . . . honest! 'His books are a laugh on every page' Bob Shields, Daily Record


The Last Night on the Beat

The Last Night on the Beat

Author: Harry Morris

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2012-09-20

Total Pages: 241

ISBN-13: 1845025067

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The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his tenth book, The Last Night on the Beat. Full of brilliant anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, Harry demonstrates true Glaswegian humour at its finest. Harry Morris is out to show a side of our industrious police force that we don't often see - the lighter side. His time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed Harry of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Here is the definitive collection of Harry the Polis tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.


Aye That Will be Right!

Aye That Will be Right!

Author: Harry Morris

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2007-10-19

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 1845025830

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Harry appears to have a never-ending collection of funny stories, jokes, tales and anecdotes to write about and to help us prolong our enjoyment. This book continues in the same vein and maintains the same high standard as the others in the series.


There's Been a Murder!

There's Been a Murder!

Author: Harry Morris

Publisher: Black & White Publishing

Published: 2010-09-09

Total Pages: 188

ISBN-13: 184502818X

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The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his eighth book, "There's Been a Murder". Here is another collection of stories, jokes, anecdotes and tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.


The Collected Works of D. K. Broster

The Collected Works of D. K. Broster

Author: D. K. Broster

Publisher: Good Press

Published: 2023-12-15

Total Pages: 2805

ISBN-13:

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The Collected Works of D. K. Broster is a compilation of the renowned author's finest literary pieces, showcasing a blend of historical fiction, romance, and adventure. Broster's writing style is marked by vivid descriptions, compelling character development, and intricate plots that immerse readers into rich historical settings. The collection offers a glimpse into the early 20th-century British literature scene, where Broster's works stood out for their unique storytelling and attention to detail. From tales of chivalry to stories of forbidden love, readers will be captivated by the diverse range of themes explored in Broster's works. D. K. Broster, a Scottish author born in 1877, drew inspiration from her own experiences growing up in the Highlands, as well as her extensive travels across Europe. Her fascination with history and folklore greatly influenced her writing, leading to the creation of timeless classics that continue to resonate with readers today. Broster's deep-rooted passion for storytelling is evident in each meticulously crafted narrative, offering a glimpse into the author's profound connection to the world around her. I highly recommend The Collected Works of D. K. Broster to anyone looking for a captivating literary journey through historical fiction. Broster's masterful storytelling and vivid imagination make this collection a must-read for fans of classic literature and historical romance.


Glue

Glue

Author: Irvine Welsh

Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company

Published: 2001-05-17

Total Pages: 480

ISBN-13: 0393343677

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An epic novel about the bonds of friendship from the author of Trainspotting. The story of four boys growing up in the Edinburgh projects, Glue is about the loyalties, the experiences, and the secrets that hold friends together through three decades. The boys become men: Juice Terry, the work-shy fanny-merchant, with corkscrew curls and sticky fingers; Billy the boxer, driven, controlled, playing to his strengths; Carl, the Milky Bar Kid, drifting along to his own soundtrack; and the doomed Gally, exceedingly thin-skinned and vulnerable to catastrophe at every turn. We follow their lives from the seventies into the new century—from punk to techno, from speed to E. Their mutual loyalty is fused in street morality: Back up your mates, don't hit women, and, most important, never snitch—on anyone. Glue has the Irvine Welsh trademarks—crackling dialogue, scabrous set pieces, and black, black humor—but it is also a grown-up book about growing up; about the way we live our lives, and what happens to us when things become unstuck.


D. K. Broster Collection

D. K. Broster Collection

Author: D. K. Broster

Publisher: Good Press

Published: 2023-12-16

Total Pages: 2798

ISBN-13:

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This unique collection of D. K. Broster's greatest historical novels and action adventures has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards. The edition incorporates an active table of contents, interactive footnotes and all other information relevant to the content which makes the reading experience meticulously organized and enjoyable: The Jacobite Trilogy: The Flight of the Heron The Gleam in the North The Dark Mile The Vision Splendid The Yellow Poppy "Mr. Rowl" Ships in the Bay! Almond, Wild Almond Child Royal A Fire of Driftwood Our Lady of Succour The Inn of the Sword On Parole The Laurel of the Race The Aristocrat The Admiral's Little Letty All Soul's Day The Crib The Book of Hours Fate the Eavesdropper The Promised Land Clairvoyance The Window


The Killing of John, John and John

The Killing of John, John and John

Author: Elizabeth O'Neill

Publisher: Lulu.com

Published: 2015-10-16

Total Pages: 186

ISBN-13: 1326449508

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Lily Goodwillie is a troubled twelve-year-old girl, who lives with her mother, Millie, and her father, Willie. She struggles to cope with the rejection and emotional abuse of her mother, who works as a dominatrix. Lily smokes, drinks and uses solvents that offer her an escape from this life. In the end nothing helps and she ends up committing a horrific act that has long term consequences for her and the society in which she lives. The book is set in a tough fictional Scottish town. It's the early eighties, John Lennon has just been shot. The punk scene is still evident, though the Jam are going underground and Margaret Thatcher is in power. Elizabeth O'Neill writes in dialect and describes the horror of a mother's emotional neglect, mental and sexual abuse, and its traumatic effect on a twelve-year-old girl.


The Dark Mile

The Dark Mile

Author: D. K. Broster

Publisher: DigiCat

Published: 2022-05-17

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13:

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The Scottish Highlands are more or less settled after the Jacobite Rebellion of 1745 and its aftermaths and Ewen Cameron, lord of Ardroy lives in peace with his beloved Alison and their two young boys, when they get a visit by Ian Stewart, Ewen's cousin who is being pressured to get married. He is not happy with choices presented to him, so he tries to avoid it, but when he meets beautiful Olivia Campbell they get romantically involved. However, their relationship is not welcomed by their families who have some unresolved issues dating from the time of the Rebellion.