A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies

A Tackle Box of Fishing Funnies

Author:

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2003

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 9780736911764

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Phillips does it again in this hilarious and amazing collection of fish tales, fish jokes, and fish facts, accompanied by 98 tongue-in-cheek fishing illustrations by "Hi and Jinx" creator, Jonny Hawkins.


Fantastic Fishing Funnies

Fantastic Fishing Funnies

Author: Jonny Hawkins

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-05-06

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 1629141127

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Any angler who has ever been annoyed by an overexcited beginner celebrating every lucky catch or who has ever wished the camera actually did add ten pounds to that freshly caught fish will be in good company here. Fantastic Fishing Funnies finds the absurd in every kind of fanciful fishing scenario. Flyfishers faced with gigantic flies at a “big fly sale,” bass fishermen who catch more tires than bass, weekenders crowding into a secret fishing spot discovered on “Fishbook,” and fanatical ice fishermen doomed to drill holes with chain saws and hair dryers are all represented. Jonny Hawkins’s humor turns on hilarious wordplay and comical contradictions, celebrating the absurd in mundane situations. The next time your line gets so tangled you think a bird could nest in it or you drop your tackle box over the side of the boat, remember these cartoons and you may just find yourself chuckling instead. With more than three hundred original, beautifully illustrated, and playfully captioned cartoons, this collection of angling antics is sure to become a classic from syndicated cartoonist Jonny Hawkins. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever laughed at himself or a friend while fishing, Fantastic Fishing Funnies is page after page of laughs. Skyhorse Publishing is proud to publish a broad range of books for fishermen. Our books for anglers include titles that focus on fly fishing, bait fishing, fly-casting, spin casting, deep sea fishing, and surf fishing. Our books offer both practical advice on tackle, techniques, knots, and more, as well as lyrical prose on fishing for bass, trout, salmon, crappie, baitfish, catfish, and more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.


Keep Calm & Fish

Keep Calm & Fish

Author: Cleverness Papers

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-09

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781673491791

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The Perfect Fishing Accessory For Your Kids, Friends Or Family Members. This unique 6 x 9 notebook / journal is filled with 110 blank fishing logs to keep track the records of your trip like when, where and details of they day you go fishing. There are also a number of blank table row for you to note of fishing's type. This is an ultimate tool to help fisherman know what they have achieved so far. This little book also save the memories of your adventure by looking into the past data, the owner can know how to improve their performance. The perfect missing piece in your tackle box for many professional fisherman. This American Flag Fishing Log is a great gift for all sorts of things including: Birthday Gifts For Family Members Father, Mother, Daughter or Son Christmas Gifts For Friends Summer Camp Journal For Young Boys and Girls Vacation or Travelling Journal


Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2007-01-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736933050

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What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.


Jolly Jokes for Older Folks

Jolly Jokes for Older Folks

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2007-04-01

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 0736934952

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Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.


Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy

Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2005-09-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736932666

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Q: How do you find a missing barber? A: Comb the city. Knock, knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who? Apologize for not answering sooner! Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents. Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.


Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids

Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 9781565077195

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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (over 4 million books sold) has scoured the country in his quest for hilarious, wholesome entertainment. Brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks guarantee that the laughs will bubble over when children dip into this overflowing tub of good clean fun. Co-author Steve Russo is the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "Real Answers".


Totally Cool Clean Jokes for Kids

Totally Cool Clean Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 1997

Total Pages: 180

ISBN-13: 9781565075719

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Jazzy jokes, outlandish one-liners, and priceless puns in this crazy collection guarantee that you'll be the totally cool center of attention. You'll laugh and groan along with your friends and family as you share them.


Jammin' Jokes for Kids

Jammin' Jokes for Kids

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2004-01-01

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 9780736912907

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Bob Phillips and Steve Russo team up to bring yet another sidesplitting collection of jokes and teasers mixed with fascinating trivia that entertains "and educates at the same time.


The World's Greatest Wacky One-Line Jokes

The World's Greatest Wacky One-Line Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2005-01-01

Total Pages: 132

ISBN-13: 9780736914260

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Bob Phillips takes good clean wackiness to new heights in The Worldâs Greatest Wacky OneâLine Jokes.The continual popularity of these joke books proves that Bob Phillips knows howto make readers laugh. No exception, this crazy collection of witty oneâlinersand goofy guffaws will tickle the funny bones of kids and adults alike. Asthese jokes are told on long trips, through dreary days, and at late nightparties, readers of all ages will discover that this really is the worldâsgreatest collection of wacky oneâliners.