You're Such A Dick
You're Such A Dick

Author: Salty Dick Journals

Publisher:

Published: 2019-06-05

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781072349723

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This You're Such A Dick notebook journal is the perfect and humoristic profanity gag gift for that sarcastic friend, salty bitch or irritating co-worker. Surprise and shock them in a funny offending way and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card. Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday ... Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This hilarious journal makes a funny gift for yourself or anyone "special".

Baggage
Baggage

Author: Kim Davis

Publisher: JMS Books LLC

Published: 2016-01-31

Total Pages: 124

ISBN-13: 1634860357

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Patrick Holt is lonely. A bad breakup with his boyfriend has left the forty-year-old ophthalmologist reluctant to get involved with another man. When his neighbor sets him up with her brother-in-law Eric, Patrick prepares himself for disappointment. But Patrick quickly finds himself surprised and charmed by Eric, and Eric, who’s had relationship problems of his own in the past, falls hard and fast for Patrick. On the outside, Eric seems like a great guy: young and attractive with a promising job as an assistant manager at a Chicago hotel. But Eric has a dark side he and his family are hiding from Patrick. When the truth is finally revealed and Eric’s secrets are exposed, will Patrick be willing to go the distance with Eric? Or will he run as fast as he can from the new man in his life?

Don't Be A Dick
Don't Be A Dick

Author: Mark B. Borg

Publisher: Central Recovery Press

Published: 2019-11-19

Total Pages: 204

ISBN-13: 1949481034

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The single book therapists everywhere will recommend to all of their patients, because at some point or another, we all behave like dicks. Why this book? Because you might be a dick: a mean-spirited, self-focused individual who thinks and acts as though everyone else in the world can only be understood—and whose only importance is defined—in terms of their relationship to you. Being a dick might feel powerful in the short term, but it is not helping you in the long term because this flawed character trait is exactly what’s keeping you from attaining what you may want most: personal fulfillment, satisfying work, a loving committed relationship, and lifelong friendships. Anyone, at any time, can be a dick. Yet Don’t Be a Dick is especially for people who have noticed how their own behavior tends to backfire, leaving them feeling isolated and unsure why their seemingly justified actions consistently yield such poor results. If you’re constantly using the refrain, It’s not me, it’s them whenever something goes wrong, Mark Borg is here to tell you that it is, in fact, you. The good news is there is something you can do to reverse these behaviors and live a happier, more fulfilling life.

How to Manage Your DICK (Destructive Impulses Through Cyber Kinetics)
How to Manage Your DICK (Destructive Impulses Through Cyber Kinetics)

Author: Sean Joseph O'Reilly

Publisher: Travelers' Tales

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 357

ISBN-13: 1580083501

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Our society emphasizes concepts like time and resource management, but for the most part ignores one very important kind of management: D.I.C.K. Management. An ecology of personal-energy use that studies destructive, testosterone-driven impulses from the perspective of metaphysics and science, D.I.C.K. Management is a new discipline that will teach readers how to redirect sexual energy and discover their more spiritually enlightened, mentally evolved selves.

Why Read Moby-Dick?
Why Read Moby-Dick?

Author: Nathaniel Philbrick

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-09-24

Total Pages: 146

ISBN-13: 0143123971

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A “brilliant and provocative” (The New Yorker) celebration of Melville’s masterpiece—from the bestselling author of In the Heart of the Sea, Valiant Ambition, and In the Hurricane's Eye One of the greatest American novels finds its perfect contemporary champion in Why Read Moby-Dick?, Nathaniel Philbrick’s enlightening and entertaining tour through Melville’s classic. As he did in his National Book Award–winning bestseller In the Heart of the Sea, Philbrick brings a sailor’s eye and an adventurer’s passion to unfolding the story behind an epic American journey. He skillfully navigates Melville’s world and illuminates the book’s humor and unforgettable characters—finding the thread that binds Ishmael and Ahab to our own time and, indeed, to all times. An ideal match between author and subject, Why Read Moby-Dick? will start conversations, inspire arguments, and make a powerful case that this classic tale waits to be discovered anew. “Gracefully written [with an] infectious enthusiasm…”—New York Times Book Review

Tales of Vampires & Werewolves
Tales of Vampires & Werewolves

Author: Robert E. Howard

Publisher: e-artnow

Published: 2021-05-07

Total Pages: 3694

ISBN-13:

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Vampires and werewolves have existed alongside humans since antiquity, or at least the tales of them. Reawaken the fear, the dread and the obsession with the creatures of the night with this meticulously edited collection of the greatest horror classics of all time: Vampires: The Vampyre (John William Polidori) Dracula (Bram Stoker) Dracula's Guest (Bram Stoker) Clarimonde (Théophile Gautier) Carmilla (Sheridan Le Fanu) Vikram and the Vampire (Sir Richard Francis Burton) The Vampire (Jan Neruda) Varney the Vampire, or, the Feast of Blood (Thomas PeckettPrest and James Malcolm Rymer) The Vampire of Croglin Grange (Augustus Hare) The Vampire Maid (Hume Nisbet) The Room in the Tower (E. F. Benson) Mrs.Amworth (E. F. Benson) Vampires and Vampirism (Dudley Wright) Werewolves: The Lay of the Were-Wolf (Marie de France) The Wolf Leader (Alexandre Dumas Père) Wagner the Wehr-wolf (George W. M. Reynolds) The Werewolf (Eugene Field) The Man-Wolf (ÉmileErckmann&AlexandreChatrian) The Mark of the Beast (Rudyard Kipling) The Horror-Horn (E. F. Benson) In the Forest of Villefére (Robert E. Howard) Wolfshead (Robert E. Howard) Werewolf of the Sahara (Gladys Gordon Trenery) The Werewolf Howls (Clifford Ball)

Dick Cheney's Diary
Dick Cheney's Diary

Author: Stuart Kresiman

Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing

Published: 2009-02

Total Pages: 130

ISBN-13: 1606939211

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Have you ever wondered what lurks inside the minds of our country's leaders? In Stuart Kreisman's DICK CHENEY'S DIARY one of the United States most controversial and notorious Vice Presidents in history reveals his innermost thoughts. A secretive and secluded politician is only as good as his word and when Kreisman discovered this top secret diary among a stack of eight track tapes at Scooter Libby's recent garage sale, he decided to share his find with the public. At least that's what Kreisman will have you believe in this political satire. An Emmy Award winning television writer, National Lampoon contributing editor and comedic savant, Kreisman began writing the diary for an Internet site based on the notion that Cheney would keep an unofficial Official record of his tenure as Vice President. In a short time the column took off and became one of the most popular features in cyberspace. Now, compiled and expounded upon, this book will have you rolling with laughter. Be careful though, Cheney is a crack shot...