You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Author: Cracked.com

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2010-12-28

Total Pages: 299

ISBN-13: 1101478152

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From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE… You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.


You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Author: The Editors of Cracked

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books

Published: 2014-10-02

Total Pages: 296

ISBN-13: 1782433309

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This witty collection of trivia is perfect for those who hate to be wrong and love to shock their friends with their knowledge of hilarious and astounding facts.


You Might be a Zombie and Other Bad News

You Might be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Author:

Publisher:

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 235

ISBN-13: 9781101469811

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A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures, and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons.


The De-Textbook

The De-Textbook

Author: Cracked.com,

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-10-29

Total Pages: 225

ISBN-13: 0698161521

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You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.


How to Fight Presidents

How to Fight Presidents

Author: Daniel O'Brien

Publisher: Crown

Published: 2014-03-18

Total Pages: 274

ISBN-13: 0385347588

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Make no mistake: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea. As a prisoner of war, Andrew Jackson walked several miles barefoot across state lines while suffering from smallpox and a serious head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the soldiers who had taken him captive. He was thirteen years old. A few decades later, he became the first popularly elected president and served the nation, pausing briefly only to beat a would-be assassin with a cane to within an inch of his life. Theodore Roosevelt had asthma, was blind in one eye, survived multiple gunshot wounds, had only one regret (that there were no wars to fight under his presidency), and was the first U.S. president to win the Medal of Honor, which he did after he died. Faced with the choice, George Washington actually preferred the sound of bullets whizzing by his head in battle over the sound of silence. And now these men—these hallowed leaders of the free world—want to kick your ass. Plenty of historians can tell you which president had the most effective economic strategies, and which president helped shape our current political parties, but can any of them tell you what to do if you encounter Chester A. Arthur in a bare-knuckled boxing fight? This book will teach you how to be better, stronger, faster, and more deadly than the most powerful (and craziest) men in history. You’re welcome.


So Now You're a Zombie

So Now You're a Zombie

Author: John Austin

Publisher: Chicago Review Press

Published: 2010-10-01

Total Pages: 161

ISBN-13: 161374286X

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All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.


You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Author: Cracked.com

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2010-12

Total Pages: 295

ISBN-13: 9780452296398

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A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons. Original.


Enter the Zombie

Enter the Zombie

Author: David Lubar

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2011-01-04

Total Pages: 189

ISBN-13: 1429989424

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When Mr. Murphy finds out that evil organization RABID is using a student academic and athletic competition to recruit agents, he asks Nathan, Abigail, and Mookie to form a team and enter the contest. Things go terribly wrong when Nathan's nemesis, Rodney the bully, forms his own team to go up against Nathan. Soon Rodney and his pals start to notice some very odd things about Nathan. Will they discover Nathan's secret and expose his zombie identity to the entire world? At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.


When Zombies Invade

When Zombies Invade

Author: D. E. Daly

Publisher: Enslow Publishing, LLC

Published: 2018-08-01

Total Pages: 66

ISBN-13: 1538381877

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Chloe, Malik, and Justin have always shared a love of spooky things. They visit the supposedly haunted abandoned railroad station on the edge of their town, and accidentally unlock a portal into a supernatural realm. Their first challenge, zombies! They form the Z Team to try to save their town before the zombies take over.


Brains

Brains

Author: Robin Becker

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2010-05-18

Total Pages: 193

ISBN-13: 0062000306

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“A witty and unexpected take on the zombie genre; I had a great time.” —Charlaine Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Sookie Stackhouse novels Subtitled “A Zombie Memoir,” Brains looks at America’s favorite walking-dead flesh-eaters from an audaciously original and deliciously gruesome new perspective. Debut author Robin Becker blazes new ground with this story of former college professor-cum-sentient zombie Jack Barnes, who recounts the tale of the resistance he organized in the wake of the recent zombie apocalypse. World War Z; Shaun of the Dead;Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies… Becker tops them all with Brains—a witty, tasty treat for anyone who every spent a midnight glued to a classic George A. Romero zombie epic!