Wow, Look at You Becoming a Dentist and Shit

Wow, Look at You Becoming a Dentist and Shit

Author: Dentist Dentist Notes

Publisher:

Published: 2020-01-12

Total Pages: 120

ISBN-13: 9781659303766

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Lined Notebook Features: 120 blank lined white pages A belongs to page 6" X 9" dimensions, perfect for work, desk or school Professionally designed soft matte cover Perfect for taking down notes, to do lists, goal setting, doodling, journaling and brainstorming Makes a great gift for any occasion


Wow, No Thank You.

Wow, No Thank You.

Author: Samantha Irby

Publisher: Vintage

Published: 2020-03-31

Total Pages: 338

ISBN-13: 0525563490

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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!


For You and Only You

For You and Only You

Author: Caroline Kepnes

Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks

Published: 2024-04-09

Total Pages: 449

ISBN-13: 059313382X

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New York Times bestselling author Caroline Kepnes, whose acclaimed YOU series inspired the hit show on Netflix, follows “addictively charming antihero” (The Washington Post) Joe Goldberg to the hallowed halls of Harvard, where he leaves crimson in his wake. “Twisted . . . delightfully creepy.”—Rolling Stone A POPSUGAR BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR Joe Goldberg is ready for a change. Instead of selling books, he’s writing them. And he’s off to a good start. Glenn Shoddy, an acclaimed literary author, recognizes Joe’s genius and invites him to join a tight-knit writing fellowship at Harvard. Finally, Joe will be in a place where talent matters more than pedigree . . . where intellect is the great equalizer and anything is possible. Even happy endings. Or so he thinks, until he meets his already-published, already-distinguished peers, who all seem to be cut from the same elitist cloth. Thankfully, Wonder Parish enters the picture. They have so much in common. No college degrees, no pretensions, no stories from prep school or grad school. Just a love for literature. If only Wonder could commit herself to the writing life, they could be those rare literary soulmates who never fall prey to their demons. Wonder has a tendency to love, to covet, but Joe is a believer in the rule of fiction: If you want to write a book, you have to kill your darlings. With her trademark satirical, biting wit, Caroline Kepnes explores why vulnerable people bring out the worst in others as Joe sets out to make this small, exclusive world a fairer place. And if a little crimson runs in the streets of Cambridge . . . who can blame him? Love doesn’t conquer all. Often, it needs a little push.


Not Your Typical Day

Not Your Typical Day

Author: Carolyn Y. Edwards

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Published: 2008-11-22

Total Pages: 148

ISBN-13: 1462823602

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Deidra Norris is one of her firm’s head advertisers. She is a beautiful, strong God-fearing black woman. She meets this handsome young man name Teddy at her friend’s birthday party. He seems to be too good to be true. Later, she finds out that he works at one of her firm’s biggest competitors. Does he really like her, or is he trying to steal clients and/or ideas? One of owners of the firm Deidra works at is planning on retiring soon. The other partners are looking for someone to replace him. There are only two people that they would consider for the position, one is Deidra and another is Paul Jacobs. Paul used to be her ally, but since the partnership position opened, he is her biggest adversary. Myra, Deidra’s best friend since childhood, is being stalked by a psychopath; and when Deidra steps in to help, the stalker comes after her too. Neither Myra nor Deidra is the real person that the stalker wants; but through them, he will trap his real victim, who is someone really close to both of them. Deidra is surrounded by constant drama at work, at home, in her love life, and with family and friends.


Social Media Is Bullshit

Social Media Is Bullshit

Author: B. J. Mendelson

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Published: 2012-09-04

Total Pages: 239

ISBN-13: 1250017505

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A provocative look at social media that dispels the hype and tells you all you need to know about using the Web to expand your business If you listen to the pundits, Internet gurus, marketing consultants, and even the mainstream media, you could think social media was the second coming. When it comes to business, they declare that it's revolutionizing advertising, PR, customer relations—everything. And they all agree: it is here to stay. In this lively, insightful guide, journalist and social critic B.J. Mendelson skillfully debunks the myths of social media. He illustrates how the notion of "social media" first came to prominence, why it has become such a powerful presence in the marketing field, and who stands to benefit each time it's touted in the press. He shows you why all the Facebook friends and Twitter followers in the world mean nothing to you and your business without old-fashioned, real-world connections. He examines popular tales of social media "success," and reveals some unsettling truths behind the surface. And he tells you how to best harness the potential of the Internet—without spending a fortune in the process. Social media is bullshit. This book gives the knowledge and tools you really need to connect with customers and grow your brand.


Way Worse Than Being a Dentist

Way Worse Than Being a Dentist

Author: Jd Msw Will Meyerhofer

Publisher: Hillcrest Publishing Group

Published: 2011

Total Pages: 286

ISBN-13: 193760022X

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THE COMPLETE, INFAMOUS IN-HOUSE COUNSELING COLUMNS (SO F AR) AS FEATURED ON ABOVETHELAW.COM AND THEPEOPLESTHERAPIST.COM.


Hyperbole and a Half

Hyperbole and a Half

Author: Allie Brosh

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2013-10-29

Total Pages: 288

ISBN-13: 1451666187

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#1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!


Serenading Louie

Serenading Louie

Author: Lanford Wilson

Publisher: Dramatists Play Service Inc

Published: 1976

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 9780822210115

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THE STORY: Two young suburban couples, friends of long standing, are suddenly aware of strains and pressures that have inexorably come into their lives. Adultery is one of these--a fact for one of the wives, an imminent possibility for one of the husbands--


Johnny and Jazzbo

Johnny and Jazzbo

Author: Kathryn J. Hardy

Publisher: Archway Publishing

Published: 2021-12-30

Total Pages: 628

ISBN-13: 1665714557

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It is several months after he graduates from dental school in 1959 when Johnny Savage reads Robert Rourke’s book, Poor No More, while on Navy ship USS Glacier headed for Antarctica. Inspired to learn more about the secret to success, he embarks on a decades-long journey of self-discovery to find wealth, love, and happiness where his path eventually becomes intertwined with that of a black houseboy, Otis Ikner. After exploring the freezing land of Antarctica, Johnny takes a political stand fighting for equal rights on hot, sultry days in Atlanta, Georgia as he and his sidekick, Otis, endure dangerous and near-death challenges. While on an unpredictable journey burdened with sacrifices, misjustices, and unrest, the two men must rely on humor, tenacity, courage, and a desire to be the best they can be as they battle their way toward success without any idea where the road to their destinies will lead. Johnny and Jazzbo is the tale of two extraordinary Southern men as they rise above tumultuous times in American history to learn the true meaning of compassion, love, friendship, and respect for people of all colors and walks of life.


Dentist Trip (Peppa Pig)

Dentist Trip (Peppa Pig)

Author: Scholastic

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2015-12-29

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 0545913632

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It's time for Peppa and George to go to the dentist! Peppa and George are going to the dentist today. It's George's first visit, so he's a little nervous--but Peppa shows him that a trip to the dentist can be lots of fun!