"How do fleas travel? And what is a mouse's favorite game? These jokes are perfect for bugging your friends, and some will even have you groaning and laughing at the same time"--
Humorous full-color photos, high-interest subject matter, and sidebars highlighting especially groan-worthy jokes make these joke books a hilarious delight for younger readers.
"What do you call a dinosaur fart? And why did the hero flush the toilet? Learn hilarious jokes that will leave you laughing and grossed out at the same time"--
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. You're sure to find some giggles along the way... cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer! Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that playful pup or a grin from your mischievous cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh. They've herd it all before.
With more than 30,000 species of fish on Earth, some of them have got to do surprising and silly things. The African lungfish is a fish—that can live on land! One kind of fish has two sets of eyes, so it can see above and below itself. Through wordplay and short riddles, readers will explore this crazy underwater world. Colorful photographs and illustrations accent more than two dozen jokes about fish, including a few biting barbs at sharks!
"How do fleas travel? And what is a mouse's favorite game? These jokes are perfect for bugging your friends, and some will even have you groaning and laughing at the same time"--
How many months have 28 days? All of them! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing Ridiculous Riddles with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Big Buddy Books is an imprint of Abdo Publishing, a division of ABDO.
This fully illustrated book is jam-packed with over 100 food-themed jokes, tongue twisters, and "Daffynitions". Includes creative writing information and exercises written by literacy consultant Shannon Cannon which encourage readers to write jokes of their own.