Shit Happens So Get Over It
Shit Happens So Get Over It

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale Publishers LTD

Published: 2012-06-01

Total Pages: 157

ISBN-13: 0857655841

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Good advice for tough times "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." —Reba McEntire "You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you." —Mary Tyler Moore "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." —Charles Bukowski "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." —Mark Twain "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither." —Benjamin Franklin "When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum." —Desmond Tutu Ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go your way? Poor little you. Now deal with it! Life is too short to spend moping around when instead you could be taking things with a pinch of salt—and a shot of tequila. Here's a book packed with straight-talking quotations to help you get a grip and find the brighter side.

When Corporate Sh*T Happens
When Corporate Sh*T Happens

Author: Andrew L Oliver

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2019-06-01

Total Pages: 175

ISBN-13: 1532064063

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In today’s challenging job market, no single set of rules can be followed to ensure you won’t lose your job because of a merger, a layoff, outsourcing, or automation. You can, however, use certain skills to reduce the odds of becoming unemployed. In When Corporate Sh*t Happens, Andrew L. Oliver provides you with career advice to guide you through each phase of your career, whether you are just starting out, trying to climb the ladder to success, or fighting age discrimination as an older person in the workplace. This guide offers self-assessment tools for identifying your ideal job and gives strategies for • succeeding in your job, • monitoring the company’s health, • surviving when the company plans to downsize, • finding a new job in less time with less financial and personal stress, • surviving a merger, • surviving a layoff, • surviving unemployment, and • bulletproofing your career. Using Oliver’s personal and professional experience as a backdrop, When Corporate Sh*t Happen takes you step-by-step through your career, providing the advice and tips you need to be successful in good times and bad.

Shot Happens
Shot Happens

Author: Mike Schlappi

Publisher: Mike Schlappi Communications

Published: 2009-01-01

Total Pages: 133

ISBN-13: 9781615842476

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I did get shot and it is my problem. A bullet fired at point-blank range, slammed into my chest, clipped my lung, narrowly missed my heart and lodged in my spine, paralyzing me from the chest down - and I had to deal with it. I still have to deal with it every day. That is my problem. Now, what is your problem? What do you have to deal with today - or every day? Do you have something lodged in you - maybe not in your spine, but perhaps in your heart or mind - that causes you pain and makes you feel paralyzed one way or another? What position are you taking relative to your problems? In other words, what is your attitude relative to your situation? Technically, that is what attitude is; it is simply a position.

How to Make Sh*t Happen
How to Make Sh*t Happen

Author: Sean Whalen

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2018-02

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9781984268945

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Is your daily life chaotic and out of control? Do you struggle with work/life balance? Does it feel like there are never enough hours in the day to accomplish all your goals? Does it feel like no matter how hard you try it's never good enough? Are you looking for a simple yet executable roadmap to create the life you've always desired? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then you need...HOW TO MAKE SH*T HAPPEN."Core 4 has brought order to chaos. Every time I veer off from it, the shit storms appear" - Ed Eisenbeck "CORE 4 has opened up my mind more than anything I have done in my life. It has shown me that I control my time, my relationships, my body, business, and altogether my life. I'm no longer just along for the ride. In any aspect of life." - Bryan Hooley

Shit Happens Get Over It
Shit Happens Get Over It

Author: Summersdale

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2017-05-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781786850218

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'Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.' Price Cobb GOOD ADVICE FOR BAD TIMES. So what if you've just wrapped your new car round a lamp post, emailed your 'personal' snaps to the entire company by mistake or delivered a eulogy with your flies undone: shit happens - get over it! Here is a book packed with quotations to help you to get a grip and see the funny side.

Shit Happens!
Shit Happens!

Author: David W Marpole

Publisher: Austin Macauley Publishers

Published: 2022-08-31

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 1528989309

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The contents of this book are a perfectly true account of the noteworthy events that occurred before and during the author’s 53-year career in sewage treatment and water pollution control. Many of those events, referred to as “SHIT HAPPENINGS” were extremely amusing and some were absolutely hilarious, though in some cases they were undoubtedly dangerous to the author himself as well as others. Many of those occurrences were almost unbelievable but even after many years they remain etched into people’s memories. Some events could be regarded as ‘tragi-comic’; amusing for some people but causing misery, discomfort and despair as well for others. Some were indeed extremely tragic, where innocent lives were lost and most of these were caused by a combination of laziness, greed and lack of concern for others. These last three qualities were clearly shown in all the countries the author worked in: The United Kingdom (England, Scotland and Wales), Thailand, Hong Kong, Egypt, Turkey, Singapore, Taiwan, and Australia. However, it must be said that SHIT did not HAPPEN in all of them.

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: Linda O. Fostek

Publisher:

Published: 2015-06-13

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 9780692465943

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Disasters affect us all. It doesn't matter if it's a natural disaster that forces your family to evacuate on a moment's notice or your home is flooded or destroyed. It could be a personal disaster like death, divorce, or health. It could even be any number of little things that go wrong in our lives on a daily basis; a flat tire, a broken pipe, or a broken light-switch that can create chaos in your life. Disasters are all around us. How well we are prepared for them influences our ability to get through them. Do you have a disaster plan? If you don't, why not? What's stopping you from creating a plan to protect not only you, but, those you love the most? Do you know where to start? Could you collect your important papers on a moment's notice? Does your family know where to find important papers and information? Do you have a list of computer accounts and passwords for your loved ones if you were no longer here? Shit Happens will guide you step-by-step through the disaster planning process. You will work with your lawyer, accountant, financial planner, insurance agent, and funeral planner. You will gather and assemble all the pieces of your plan in your comprehensive "ICE" (in case of emergency) file and store your information securely. You will prepare for many emergencies by putting together your family disaster kit and checklist. Your family will know where to meet and what to do if separated during an emergency. You will create and share your plan with your loved ones. Planning for life's disasters is empowering. It will provide you with great peace of mind knowing you are prepared and your family will be safe and taken care of. Shit Happens is the blueprint to insure you will not only survive the disaster but you and your family will go on to thrive.

Shit Happens
Shit Happens

Author: EILEEN. WHARTON

Publisher:

Published: 2018-04-05

Total Pages: 294

ISBN-13: 9781912604166

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an emotional rollercoaster filled with humour and menace

Shit! (It Happens)
Shit! (It Happens)

Author: Sara O'Melley

Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing

Published: 2005-09-01

Total Pages: 69

ISBN-13: 1906051739

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Ever thought that life is full of shit? That's because it is. Shit happens. You wake up and your alarm's been beeping for an hour. You hurry to get ready but your iron's on the blink. There's no milk in the fridge, the bread's gone mouldy, the shower's cold, and your travel card's out of date. A shitty start to the day? That's nothing! This is a celebration and commemoration of all things shit, dedicated to those who get in it and those who never got out of it.

Hey, Shit Happens!
Hey, Shit Happens!

Author: Donald Gorbach

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-11-16

Total Pages: 182

ISBN-13: 9781979190473

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Welcome to "Reality Coverbooks", where we've taken the most relevant subject matters and decided to leave the content to your imagination, so we left the inside blank. That's right! just a title page, a perfect quote to match the subject title and many blank pages with lines, for you to write your own lines. It's a perfect gift, greeting card, notebook, personal journal, a game, conversation piece, or the beginning of your own bestseller! It's better than a book, and with almost 100 titles, it'll be difficult for you to pick just one!