The Bitchy Waiter

The Bitchy Waiter

Author: Darron Cardosa

Publisher: Union Square + ORM

Published: 2016-07-05

Total Pages: 257

ISBN-13: 1454922613

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Hilarious tales from the trenches of food service from the popular blog—perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Anthony Bourdain, Erma Bombeck and Mo Rocca. For all those disenchanted current and former food service employees, Darron Cardosa (a.k.a. The Bitchy Waiter) has your back. Based on his popular blog, this riotous book is full of waitstaff horror stories—plus heartwarming tales—from three decades in the industry. Cardosa knows you want your beer cold (“You want a cold beer? Thank you for clarifying so I didn’t bring you the one that just came out of the oven”). And while he may hate children (“I know the kid at Table Eight is trouble the moment he rolls into the restaurant in his fancy stroller”), he will at least consider owning up to his mistakes: “Do I take the steak from the floor, citing the “three-second rule,” and put it in the to-go box and carry it back to the woman?” From crazy customers to out-of-control egos, these acerbic tales offer a hilarious glimpse into what really goes on in that fancy restaurant—and inside the mind of a server. Praise for The Bitchy Waiter “Cardosa does for wait staff what Anthony Bourdain did for kitchens: he exposes the ugly side of food service from the perspective of those working on the front lines. And he puts the potential restaurant customer on notice that someone is watching and recording their bad behavior.” —Shelf Awareness


Service Included

Service Included

Author: Phoebe Damrosch

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 0061833789

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A head server at a renowned NYC restaurant dishes out stories and trade secrets from the world of fine dining in this behind-the-scenes memoir. While recent college grad Phoebe Damrosch was figuring out what to do with her life, she supported herself by working as a waiter. Before long she was a captain at the legendary four-star restaurant Per Se, the culinary creation of master chef Thomas Keller. Service Included is the story of her experiences there: her obsession with food, her love affair with a sommelier, and her observations of the highly competitive and frenetic world of fine dining. Along the way, she provides insider dining tips, such as: Never ask your waiter what else he or she does. Never send something back after eating most of it. Never make gagging noises when hearing the specials—someone else at the table might like to order one.


Waiters Joke Book

Waiters Joke Book

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher:

Published: 2019-03-09

Total Pages: 55

ISBN-13: 9781799202523

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If you're looking for funny waiter jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in March 2019 this waiters joke book is quite possibly the largest collection of waiter jokes you will find anywhere. Some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure. We hope you enjoy this bumper collection of the very best waiter jokes and puns. This joke book will be ideal for you if you are a waiter, and it will also make a great gift for a waiter too, so buy it now!


The Waiter

The Waiter

Author: Matias Faldbakken

Publisher: Gallery/Scout Press

Published: 2019-06-18

Total Pages: 256

ISBN-13: 1501197533

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“As if The Remains of the Day had been written by Kingsley Amis, The Waiter is…one of the most purely entertaining novels I’ve read in years. This book is a meal you won’t want to finish.” —J. Ryan Stradal, New York Times bestselling author of Kitchens of the Great Midwest In the tradition of the modern classics The Remains of the Day and A Gentleman in Moscow comes The Waiter, in which the finely tuned balance of a timeworn European restaurant is irrevocably upset by an unexpected guest. The Hills dates from a time when pigs were pigs and swine were swine, the Maître D’ likes to say—in other words from the mid-1800s. Every day begins with the head waiter putting on his jacket. In with one arm, then the other. Shrugged onto his shoulders. Horn buttons done up. Always the same. There is clinking. Cutlery is moved around porcelain and up to mouths. But in this universe unto itself, there is scarcely any contact between the tables of regulars. And that is precisely how the waiter likes it. Sheer routine…until a beautiful young woman walks through the door and upsets the delicate balance of the restaurant and all it has come to represent. Told in a kaleidoscopic rotation of voices—the headwaiter, the bartender, the coat checker, the chef who never speaks—The Waiter marks the North American debut of an exciting new voice in literary fiction that will leave you longing to sit down at The Hills, order a drink, and watch the world go by….


Abraham Lincoln Joke Book

Abraham Lincoln Joke Book

Author: Beatrice Schenk De Regniers

Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers

Published: 1965

Total Pages: 92

ISBN-13: 9780394810799

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Here are the wit and wisdom of a great American, more than sixty jokes and humorous stories told by and about Abraham Lincoln. He used humor to prove a point, to help answer questions, or to cheer up people around him--P. 1.


Wait, What?

Wait, What?

Author: Audrey Bea

Publisher: Xist Publishing

Published: 2021-02-24

Total Pages: 15

ISBN-13: 153243166X

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Have you ever hear a joke, a pun, or just a strange statement and said, "Wait, what?" This little book features funny and fanciful ideas designed to spark conversation and get your brain thinking deeply about language, idioms, and the world we live in. Each "Wait, what?" statement or question is illustrated by a cute kawaii style image to add to the fun. Sample pages include: If you sweat in a sweater, are you the sweater? and Ice skating is just walking in cursive. Great for dinnertime conversation, getting teens and older kids to engage, or sparking thought in a gifted young child, this book is a weird and wonderful look at language.


Mrs Wobble the Waitress

Mrs Wobble the Waitress

Author: Allan Ahlberg

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2017-06-01

Total Pages: 28

ISBN-13: 014136226X

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Mrs Wobble LOVES her job as a waitress but, oh dear, there's one big problem - she wobbles!! And when she wibbles and wobbles and drops jelly everywhere, it's time for a new job! Luckily, Mr Wobble, and all the Wobble children have a cunning plan . . .


Oh, Waiter! One Order of Crow!

Oh, Waiter! One Order of Crow!

Author: Jeff Greenfield

Publisher: Macmillan Reference USA

Published: 2001

Total Pages: 408

ISBN-13: 9780783895628

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Explores Election Night 2000 from the campaign preceeding it to the confusion following it to its final result.


Waiter Rant

Waiter Rant

Author: Steve Dublanica

Publisher: Harper Collins

Published: 2009-10-13

Total Pages: 290

ISBN-13: 0061801232

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According to The Waiter, eighty percent of customers are nice people just looking for something to eat. The remaining twenty percent, however, are socially maladjusted psychopaths. Waiter Rant offers the server's unique point of view, replete with tales of customer stupidity, arrogant misbehavior, and unseen bits of human grace transpiring in the most unlikely places. Through outrageous stories, The Waiter reveals the secrets to getting good service, proper tipping etiquette, and how to keep him from spitting in your food. The Waiter also shares his ongoing struggle, at age thirty-eight, to figure out if he can finally leave the first job at which he's truly thrived.


What's Black and White and Red All Over?

What's Black and White and Red All Over?

Author: Gyles Brandreth

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2020-08-20

Total Pages: 199

ISBN-13: 0241427304

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Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth