Shit I Can't Remember

Shit I Can't Remember

Author: Phil D Organizers

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-04-23

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9781095625095

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Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit


Happy Birthday to You!

Happy Birthday to You!

Author: Dr. Seuss

Publisher: RH Childrens Books

Published: 2013-10-22

Total Pages: 33

ISBN-13: 0385373546

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Say “happy birthday,” Dr. Seuss-style! This classic picture book whisks readers away on the most spectacular birthday of all time—and reminds them to celebrate themselves every day of the year! I wish we could do what they do in Katroo. They sure know how to say “Happy birthday to you!” When the Great Birthday Bird of Katroo arrives to usher in your “Day of all Days,” you can expect a colorful romp full of fantastical fun that is all about YOU! Treat yourself to flowers that smell like licorice and cheese. Pick out the world’s tallest pet—or a nice Time-Telling Fish. Then prepare for a party so grand it will take twenty days just to sweep up the mess. Featuring birthday festivities on every page, this joyful classic from the one and only Dr. Seuss rejoices in the person you were born to be! Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!


70 Things to Do When You Turn 70

70 Things to Do When You Turn 70

Author: Ronnie Sellers

Publisher:

Published: 2013

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781416209157

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70 Things to Do When You Turn 70 celebrates the opportunities to have meaningful and fulfilling lives at 70 and beyond. This inspiring collection of 70 essays, follows the popular success of other books in the series like 50 Things to Do When You Turn 50 and 60 Things to Do When You Turn 60. The contributors include a wide diversity of people 70+ who have taken on exciting challenges and have found fun, intriguing, and surprising ways to make their lives rewarding. 70 Things to Do When You Turn 70 features such luminaries as world-renowned poet Nikki Giovanni, American Book Award-winning author Gary Zukav, Emmy Award-winning filmmaker Elaine Madsen, and the acclaimed writer Daniel Klein. As an added bonus, portions of Mark Twain's famous 70th-birthday speech, in which he reveals the secrets of his longevity, will be included. 70 Things to Do When You Turn 70 is the perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age. All royalties from the sale of this book will be donated to cancer research and prevention.


60 Things to Do When You Turn 60 Years Old

60 Things to Do When You Turn 60 Years Old

Author: Elaine Benton

Publisher:

Published: 2021-07-22

Total Pages: 136

ISBN-13: 9781955149259

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Celebrate the Extravagance of Turning 60: The Magical Age to Enjoy Every Little Thing That Makes You Happy Without Worrying About What People Will Think Why stress when you can be your powerful self when turning 60? Finally, it's time to take complete control of your life and learn to love everything about yourself. Amidst the chaos of life and hectic schedules, when was the last time you prioritized your dreams over your duties without worrying about the consequences it brings? If nothing rings a bell, now is the time to rejuvenate yourself by doing things that makes you feel happy. But here's the problem you face: With years of constant responsibilities, regulations, and routines, your brain resists following the path of change and stays ingrained in its existing habits. As a result, you are afraid to take the leap towards your freedom and ecstasy, which will eventually haunt a part of your heart for not making the most out of your precious life. But luckily for you, there's now a solution. Let me introduce you to this book with the thoughtful assortment of 60 simple but impactful things to do when you turn 60. A sneak peek of the ideas emphasized in this book: Travel to places you have never been to and let yourself be exposed to different cultures while engaging with strangers and experiencing new activities to start life anew. Revive an old hobby or start a new one, for it's never too late to read a new book, start a new blog, teach a class, or throw a grand party. Be practical and make preparations for the greater good. Make a will, enroll in a medicare plan, pay off debt, and start working out to get even more fit! Feed your spiritual side, and do something for others while expressing your thanks to all the people who made your life easier with their presence. And much, much more. Age is number only a number if you are determined to kickstart a new pursuit and enjoy your life to the fullest. If you're willing to embrace change and hit milestones on your 60th birthday, this book will get you started to your golden years. Scroll up, click on "Buy Now", and Get Your Copy Now!


How to Traumatize Your Children

How to Traumatize Your Children

Author: Knock Knock

Publisher:

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 200

ISBN-13: 9781601060389

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While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.


1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs

1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs

Author: Madelina Anne

Publisher:

Published: 2019-11-16

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781708883256

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Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men? This is NOT a picture book, but it's a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they'll see beautiful women, but it's really a lined interior. Features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches White paper Matte-finished cover


The Maybelline Story and the Spirited Family Dynasty Behind It

The Maybelline Story and the Spirited Family Dynasty Behind It

Author: Sharrie Williams

Publisher: SCB Distributors

Published: 2012-10-04

Total Pages: 434

ISBN-13: 1936332175

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In 1915, when a kitchen stove fire singed his sister Mabel's lashes and brows, Tom Lyle Williams watched in fascination as she performed a 'secret of the harem'-mixing petroleum jelly with coal dust and ash from a burnt cork and apply it to her lashes and brows. Mabel's simple beauty trick ignited Tom Lyle's imagination and he started what would become a billion-dollar business, one that remains a viable American icon after nearly a century. He named it Maybelline in her honor.Throughout the 20th century, the Maybelline Company inflated, collapsed, endured, and thrived in tandem with the nation's upheavals-as did the family that nurtured it. Setting up shop first in Chicago, Williams later, to avoid unwanted scrutiny of his private life, cloistered himself behind the gates of his Rudolph Valentino Villa and ran his empire from a distance.Now after nearly a century of silence, this true story celebrates the life of an American entrepreneur, a man whose vision rocketed him to success along with the woman held in his orbit, Evelyn Boecher-who became his lifelong fascination and muse. Captivated by her 'roaring charisma,' he affectionately called her the 'real Miss Maybelline' and based many of his advertising campaigns on the woman she represented: commandingly beautiful, hard-boiled and daring. Evelyn masterminded a life of vanity, but would fall prey to fortune hunters and a mysterious murder that even today remains unsolved.A fascinating and inspiring story of ambition, luck, secrecy-and surprisingly, above all, love and forgiveness, a tale both epic and intimate, alive with the clash, the hustle, the music, and dance of American enterprise.


70s Dinner Party

70s Dinner Party

Author: Anna Pallai

Publisher: Random House

Published: 2016-10-06

Total Pages: 178

ISBN-13: 1473546656

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'Spaghetti in aspic, anyone? Revel in astonishing dishes from yesteryear: Stuffed Cocktail Grapes, Savoury Sausage Salad, a spunky Shrimp-Salmon Mould and so much more. Anna Pallai was brought up on 1970s stalwarts of stuffed peppers, meatloaf and platters of slightly greying hardboiled eggs. When she rediscovered her mother's grease-stained 70s cookbooks, she knew she needed to share them with the world, and so the hit Twitter account @70s_Party was born. Harking back to a simpler pre-Instagram, pre-clean-eating era, when the only concern for your dinner party was whether your aspic would set in time, this is a joyful celebration of food that can give you gout just by looking at it. Covering all the essentials, from starters through to desserts, dinner party etiquette (just how does one start to eat a swan fashioned from a hardboiled egg?) and the dreaded 'foreign' food, there's no potato-fashioned-as-a-stone left unturned.


Sixty Things to Do When You Turn Sixty

Sixty Things to Do When You Turn Sixty

Author: Ronnie Sellers

Publisher: Sellers Publishing

Published: 2006

Total Pages: 380

ISBN-13: 9781569069677

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Gloria Steinem, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, and Faith Ringgold are among the contributors to this collection of reflective, whimsical, reassuring essays that speaks to the reader who has already or will soon turn 60. All royalties will be donated to cancer research.