Cat vs Trump
Cat vs Trump

Author: Headline

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2018-09-06

Total Pages: 96

ISBN-13: 1472259238

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For fans of The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump and demoralised cats who need a pick-me-up. You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? The answer to the question: 'What would the offspring of a Wotsit and a dolphin look like?' Yeah, that guy. Well, he also happens to be the 45th President of the United States of America. There are many questions to be asked of Trump - did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all of them, though, is this: Is he smarter than your cat?* There's only one way to find out... To complete the Cat vs Trump test you will need: A cat A pencil The ability to forget that the world feels like it's on the brink of nuclear apocalypse for a bit A reminder of POTUS's biggest gaffes and a genuine cat IQ test all in one, this is the perfect present for cat lovers and Donald detractors alike... *SPOILER ALERT - NO

Trump Cats
Trump Cats

Author: Hugh Janus

Publisher: Hachette UK

Published: 2016-06-16

Total Pages: 98

ISBN-13: 1409167836

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"You all know it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "My IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault." Donald J. Trump tells it straight. You can rely on him to wheel out the kind of polarising, xenophobic, offensive rhetoric that is guaranteed to rile millions of people. Nay, even the Pope has expressed concern. This book is a superb collection of Trump's most outrageous public utterances. From the ridiculous and bizarre to shocking and hate-fuelled, these are the most quotable sound bites from one of the world's most unavoidable political billionaire juggernauts. Buy it, moron!

The Geeky Chef Cookbook
The Geeky Chef Cookbook

Author: Cassandra Reeder

Publisher: Race Point Pub

Published: 2015-05-19

Total Pages: 147

ISBN-13: 163106049X

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Contains 50 step-by-step, illustrated recipes for foods seen in sci-fi and fantasy TV, movies, games and books.

The Geeky Chef Cookbook
The Geeky Chef Cookbook

Author: Cassandra Reeder

Publisher: Race Point Publishing

Published: 2020-04-14

Total Pages: 163

ISBN-13: 1631067109

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You’ve watched the TV shows and movies, played the video games, and read the books. Now it’s time to level-up your geek factor…into the kitchen. From Game of Thrones, The Hunger Games, and Star Trek to Doctor Who, The Legend of Zelda, and World of Warcraft, The Geeky Chef compiles over 60 delectable, ethereal, and just plain odd—yet oddly delicious—recipes that you can re-create right in your own home. This smaller hardcover version of the original book has a new, fresh, modern design and includes 10 additional recipes from The Geeky Chef Strikes Back, making it the perfect gift for the geek in your life. A self-proclaimed nerd with a fondness for cooking, author Cassandra Reeder, creator of The Geeky Chef blog, has thoroughly researched every dish to make the final product look and taste as close to the source material as possible. With easy-to-follow step-by-step instructions and fun themed photos, these simple recipes will soon have you unlocking achievements in the kitchen, no matter if you’re cooking for yourself, a friend, or even a viewing party. So if you’ve ever found yourself thirsting for Lon Lon Milk, drooling over Pumpkin Pasties, or being a tad bit curious about Cram, this cookbook is for you. Fantasy foods are fantasy no longer!

Bad Kitty for President
Bad Kitty for President

Author: Nick Bruel

Publisher:

Published: 2012

Total Pages: 142

ISBN-13: 9781451773125

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Kitty decides to run for president of the Neighborhood Cat Association.

Bad Kitty for President (Graphic Novel)
Bad Kitty for President (Graphic Novel)

Author: Nick Bruel

Publisher: Bad Kitty

Published: 2022-01-11

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 1250782376

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Kitty decides to run for President of the Neighborhood Cat Coalition in this re-issue of the beloved chapter book, now in full color!

Bad Kitty for President
Bad Kitty for President

Author: Nick Bruel

Publisher: Macmillan

Published: 2012-01-17

Total Pages: 145

ISBN-13: 1596436697

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Kitty decides to run for President of the Neighborhood Cat Association.

Bad Kitty for President (colour Edition)
Bad Kitty for President (colour Edition)

Author: Nick Bruel

Publisher:

Published: 2021

Total Pages: 137

ISBN-13:

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It's time to elect a new President of the Neighborhood Cat Club! Will it be the candidate from the left side of the street or the right side of the street? When election time rolls around, one candidate (guess who?) will learn what it means to be a good winner and a good loser -- and the importance of making your voice heard.

Donald Don't Grab That Pussy
Donald Don't Grab That Pussy

Author: Mike McAllen

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2017-12

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781981364268

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Donald Don't Grab that Pussy is a beautifully illustrated 24 page book finishing up with an activity where your child names animals. Through the guidance of Michelle Obama and her 5 animal friends, young Donald Trump learns to use his tiny hands in a kind way that promotes the importance of treating life with respect and care. Your children will love this fun spirited accessory for any library or coffee table. Animals Donald meets: Pussy Cat Rex the Dog Hamster Pony (At the Covfefe Ranch) Bird Great book for your kids while you read Fire and Fury.