Irrepressible Stewart the monster is back, and he has big news: He's going camping in five days! But if he could just change the clocks, build a time machine, or make this book move faster, he could go camping NOW. Of course, Stewart's parents know that good things come to those who wait – and eventually Stewart will learn that, too. In this hilarious follow-up to This Monster Needs a Haircut, Bethany Barton channels her inner preschooler and shows readers that even the most exuberant, enthusiastic, in-the-moment monsters can be persuaded to wait. Eventually.
The Official Spider Test. What do you do when you see a spider? a. Lay on a BIG spidey smoocheroo. b. Smile, but back away slowly. c. Grab the closest object, wind up, and let it fly. d. Run away screaming. If you chose b, c, or d, then this book is for you! (If you chose a, you might be crazy.) I’m Trying to Love Spiders will help you see these amazing arachnids in a whole new light, from their awesomely excessive eight eyes, to the seventy-five pounds of bugs a spider can eat in a single year! And you’re sure to feel better knowing you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being fatally bit by a spider. Comforting, right? No? Either way, there’s heaps more information in here to help you forget your fears . . . or at least laugh a lot!
"Bobby thinks his teacher, Ms. Kirby, is horrible, but when he sees her outside of school and they spend a day in the park together, he discovers she might not be so bad after all." -- Verso.
The second entry in this “inventive and exciting” zombie series that began with Monster Island (Publishers Weekly). This is where it begins. This is where the end of the world begins? She wakes up alone and feeling like she's half-dead. She can't remember her name. She staggers outside, looking for help—and that's when she sees that the dead have returned to life, that zombies are running in the streets and devouring the living. And she's one of them. She isn't breathing. The zombies leave her alone. Because they know she's one of their kind. And yet she differs from the brainless ghouls around her in some crucial ways. Somehow she's kept her intelligence intact, if not her memory. And being dead has certain compensations. She has developed strange powers. She calls herself Nilla, and all she knows is that staying alive only gets harder after you die? Meanwhile the National Guard has its hands full with the worst epidemic ever to strike the American west. From California to Colorado every town, every city is being overrun. Captain Bannerman Clark isn't prepared for this. He's semi-retired and he hasn't fired a gun in years, not since the Vietnam war. Yet it seems there's no one else around to take charge. As the world we know collapses he must find in himself the brains, the guts, and the moral courage to lead the survivors to safety, if there's any to be had. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, shadowy players are just beginning to show their hands. There's more going on here than meets the eye, and Clark and Nilla both have parts to play in a game they can't comprehend?
Twelve-year-old Molly and her ten-year-old brother, Michael, have never liked their seven-year-old stepsister, Heather. Ever since their parents got married, she's made Molly and Michael's life miserable. Now their parents have moved them all to the country to live in a house that used to be a church, with a cemetery in the backyard. If that's not bad enough, Heather starts talking to a ghost named Helen and warning Molly and Michael that Helen is coming for them. Molly feels certain Heather is in some kind of danger, but every time she tries to help, Heather twists things around to get her into trouble. It seems as if things can't get any worse. But they do—when Helen comes.
A monstrous play on "Ten Little Monkeys," this hilarious novelty book includes sound bites that can be played on each page. In this play on "Ten Little Monkeys," ten monsters are very squished on a bunk bed. On each spread, one monster gets pushed out onto the floor, and readers can press them to hear the fun sounds they make, like snoring, scratching, burping, and slurping. Eventually, all the monsters end up on the floor… and realize they’re more squished than ever!
Mega book bundle. Over 1400 pages/ 4000,000 words. Contains the exciting conclusion to the Paladin Chronicles. Book 5The Man who Never Was: the origin of the cursed armour. Set in Copper Age Norway, early in the Illvættir war, the first time the elves were hunted to the brink of extinction. Hervor, a young woodland elf is taken captive by savage Norse raiders. She has been told that without her, there may be no hope for her people but how can a slave-girl help the elves fight demons and ever-more dangerous raiders while caring for the small group of elf children she has to care for? And how can she resist the surprising kindness with which she is treated, cope with her dangerously attractive slave master, and tame her own rebellious heart? Meanwhile, her beloved brother is destined to become Hjørvard, the Man who Never was and wear the cursed armour made by the Dwarves. Book 6The Enemy Within: the plot to kill Gansükh. While Gansükh rules Āzar Pāyegān (Azerbaijan) , the elves cannot be safe and yet while he can summon his daimôn lord, he cannot be killed and cannot be displaced. A very special assassin is sent. She must get closer to him than anyone else. She must become his lover, his ‘enemy within the gates’. She is very dangerous herself and she will face intrigue, powerful enemies, great danger and desperate battles. What she least expects is to fall in love with the man she has been sent to kill. Book 7 The Last City of the Dwarves : Set in the picturesque Caucasus of Chechnya and Georgia. The final show down and the search for what was the last city of the Dwarves: To master the power within her, Jacinta has been forced to travel back to the daimôn world. She returns, driven half mad and with her memories gone and lost in the foothills of the mountains. There she is captured by a treacherous band of adventurers searching for the Last City of the Dwarves. If she find it, she must face the monsters within, wear the armour that will steal her life and immortal soul and fight Æloðulf, the ancient sorcerer, that no one will ever kill or defeat. Hakeem and Kynane approach take a small force into the mountains to search for Jacinta, find the lost city and investigate isolated reports of monsters in the mountains. The barriers protecting the last city of the Dwarves is about to finally fall and , when they do, a huge army of monsters will issue forth.
