Cooking has never been so disgusting...or delicious! This outrageous cookbook is full of recipes perfect for tricking your friends and family-but what they don't know is that these tricks are really treats! From realistic looking gummy worms to cookies that look like they belong in a litter box,The Gross Cookbookhas plenty of ideas to make people squirm. And all of the food tastes great. Interspersed with the disgusting dishes are fact sheets about gross dishes from around the world to increase your gross food knowledge!
From squiggly, jelly 'earthworms' to revolting, gooey 'snotcorn', this is a fantastically fun cookery book full of gross, yet delicious, recipes to delight children and spark an interest in cooking. Get your gag reflexes ready and practice keeping a straight face--you're going to need both as you dig into this book of repulsive recipes! A cookbook of easy, fun, disgusting-looking, but secretly tasty recipes, perfect for kids to feed to unsuspecting adults and annoying siblings, serve at a Halloween party, or even to surprise their friends when they come round for tea.
Spending time in the kitchen might be a chore for busy mums and dads, but kids see the kitchen as a fun and exciting place to explore their creative sides.
Guaranteed to make you gag! If you're up for some side-splitting and stomach-churning laughs, grab The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book as fast as you can! It's packed with hundreds of one-liners and knock-knocks to make you turn green! Make your way through sick sections such as: The Gross-Store There's Grime in My Slime! Everybody Oozes Who Among Us Is a Fungus? Dead Fly Pie Chock full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book scores a perfect 10 on the Gross-o-meter! Knock Knock Who's there Consumption Consumption who? Consumption be done about the foul odor in here? Why did the bacteria cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why was the cross-eyed teacher so upset? He couldn't control his pupils.
Solve real-world business problems by learning how to create common industry key performance indicators and other calculations using DAX within Microsoft products such as Power BI, SQL Server, and Excel. Key FeaturesLearn to write sophisticated DAX queries to solve business intelligence and data analytics challengesHandle performance issues and optimization within the data model, DAX calculations and moreSolve business issues with Microsoft Excel, Power BI, and SQL Server using DAX queriesBook Description DAX provides an extra edge by extracting key information from the data that is already present in your model. Filled with examples of practical, real-world calculations geared toward business metrics and key performance indicators, this cookbook features solutions that you can apply for your own business analysis needs. You'll learn to write various DAX expressions and functions to understand how DAX queries work. The book also covers sections on dates, time, and duration to help you deal with working days, time zones, and shifts. You'll then discover how to manipulate text and numbers to create dynamic titles and ranks, and deal with measure totals. Later, you'll explore common business metrics for finance, customers, employees, and projects. The book will also show you how to implement common industry metrics such as days of supply, mean time between failure, order cycle time and overall equipment effectiveness. In the concluding chapters, you'll learn to apply statistical formulas for covariance, kurtosis, and skewness. Finally, you'll explore advanced DAX patterns for interpolation, inverse aggregators, inverse slicers, and even forecasting with a deseasonalized correlation coefficient. By the end of this book, you'll have the skills you need to use DAX's functionality and flexibility in business intelligence and data analytics. What you will learnUnderstand how to create common calculations for dates, time, and durationCreate key performance indicators (KPIs) and other business calculationsDevelop general DAX calculations that deal with text and numbersDiscover new ideas and time-saving techniques for better calculations and modelsPerform advanced DAX calculations for solving statistical measures and other mathematical formulasHandle errors in DAX and learn how to debug DAX calculationsUnderstand how to optimize your data modelsWho this book is for Business users, BI developers, data analysts, and SQL users who are looking for solutions to the challenges faced while solving analytical operations using DAX techniques and patterns will find this book useful. Basic knowledge of the DAX language and Microsoft services is mandatory.
The best ways to beat the odds! Here’s your chance to feel like an expert the next time you walk into a casino or play online! The Everything® Casino Gambling Book, 2nd Edition brings you up-to-date information on a wide variety of casino games, strategies, Internet resources, and even the psychology of gambling— all in one complete volume! This perennial bestseller has now been completely revised and updated to provide even clearer instruction on the most popular games, cutting-edge techniques to beat the odds, and smart advice on how to manage your money safely. The Everything® Casino Gambling Book, 2nd Edition shows you how to get the edge when playing: Seven-Card Stud and Texas Hold’em Pai Gow and Caribbean Stud and Draw Blackjack and poker Craps and roulette Slots and special table games Providing a wealth of simple instruction on the most popular casino gambling games, this all-new edition even provides some fun extras, such as a heads-up on horseracing and sports betting. Easy to follow and filled with practical tips, The Everything® Casino Gambling Book, 2nd Edition is the one book you need to help you clean up at the tables every time!
In years past, psychology had been criticized as the stuff of "head-shrinkers" and "quacks." Now the study of human behavior is universally accepted as a means for better understanding one's self and achieving inner peace and happiness. The Everything Psychology Book is an easy-to-follow guide to the experiments, theories, and principles that have shaped modern psychology and given us insights into human behavior. From learning and personality development to dreams and the unconscious, this straightforward primer explains how the brain works and how our enviroment affects thinking and behavior. In addition to the sceintific information, readers learn how to apply what we know about psychology to improve everyday lives.
If the thought of having your wedding ceremony two blocks away bores you, The Everything® Destination Wedding Book is your complete resource to planning a perfect wedding miles away—all while sticking to a budget! Destination weddings—the new trend in nuptials! Do you want to take a less-than- traditional route with your wedding? Wedding expert Shelly Hagen takes you from start to finish, planning elaborate details and making arrangements, such as: • Choosing the right destination and climate for your wedding • Assembling the guest list (does your second cousin need to be there?) • Finding accommodations for your guests • Planning the ceremony and reception • Plus—a section on adjusting to married life after your trip This enlightening and informative guide tells you the ins and outs of this new wedding trend—from deciding which locale is best for you up to the intricacies of your big day. With The Everything® Destination Wedding Book, you can have your fantasy wedding—on a realistic budget!
The ultimate bride’s guide for slimming down and toning up! As a bride, you are so busy with wedding plans: ordering the cake, finding the perfect bridesmaids’, dresses, and organizing a guest list, that you may forget to prepare yourself for the big day! With The Everything® Wedding Workout Book, getting in shape to walk down the aisle is a piece of cake. Written by fitness guru Shirley Archer, this all-inclusive handbook guides you through basic training, with tips on: How to set practical long and short-term goals The benefits of a gym versus working out at home Specially timed workouts for six months to six weeks before the wedding Healthy eating tips and stress management—keep your mind healthy, too! Helpful tricks to help you slip into that perfect gown Complete with encouraging and informative tidbits from a wedding expert, The Everything® Wedding Workout Book will make you look and feel fabulous when you say, “I do!”
The first twelve months of your child's life can be as challenging as they are rewarding. From birth through baby's first birthday, this revised edition guides you through all the critical milestones, focusing on such topics as: Breastfeeding and bottle-feeding Preparing food, including organic options and food allergies Tracking baby's development Traveling with baby Choosing safe toys and games This edition includes completely new material on: Baby sign language Juggling parenting and a career Bottle safety Making your own baby food Playgroups The latest research on vaccines This guide also includes updated medical information, a detailed explanation of baby gear (what parents really need, and what they don't), and a new chapter on returning to work. You will reach for this valuable resource time and again as you make your way through these exciting months with your beautiful new baby!
