The World's Stupidest Celebrities
Author: Barb Karg
Publisher: Adams Media
Published: 2008-01-01
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781598695953
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The World's Stupidest Celebrities
Author: Lucie Cave
Publisher:
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781843171379
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis is a collection of the downright stupidest, strangest, most bizarre stories and quotes by and about all your favourite pop idols, screen stars, models and many more.
Unusually Stupid Celebrities
Author: Kathryn Petras
Publisher: Villard
Published: 2009-04-22
Total Pages: 274
ISBN-13: 0307498492
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars’ every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their pedestals–and prove it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to become famous. Cases in point: • Courtney Love misses an important court date relating to “possession of a controlled substance” because she can’t find a professional bodyguard at the last minute. • Mariah Carey’s entourage includes a skirt-from-touching-floor specialist, a towel hand-off person, and a professional drink holder/lifter. • Savvy traveler Paris Hilton concludes that all of Europe is, “like, French.” • Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.” Feuds, faith, family, money, sex, tantrums, travel–no star-studded stone is left unturned. Filled with jaw-dropping anecdotes, quirky quotes, and special stupid-celebrity awards, Unusually Stupid Celebrities provides a red-faced glimpse of the red carpet.
Stupid Celebrities
Author: Ross Petras
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 1998
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780836268379
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGathers insensitive, nonsensical, and egotistical comments from actors, actresses, businessmen, singers, broadcasters, and athletes.
Stop Making Stupid People Famous
Author: Moaml Mohmmed
Publisher:
Published: 2019-08-18
Total Pages: 46
ISBN-13: 9781687192561
DOWNLOAD EBOOKStop making stupid people famousFame is too often awarded to anyone who happened to appeal to the masses at a certain point in time, And these masses are largely idiots incapable of distinguishing talent from reputation. The people who acquire fame generally reflect the tastes (or lack thereof) of these very simple, Very basic people. . . And they themselves are hardly qualified to evaluate the importance of these people and their defining characteristics. At times, Simply having knowledge of the existence and details of these famous people is enough to make these feel accomplished. . . As opposed to actually accomplishing something worthy of their time. I suppose this could be a form of vicarious living, And if it is, It's one of the crudest forms.In conclusion, You have every right to believe that someone famous is better than yourself, Even if it's simply because they are famous. But to believe that they are better than everyone who isn't famous is a display of ignorance, And I will ask you to kindly go fuck yourself for it;)
The Most Stupidest Names on Earth
Author: Dave WALLACE
Publisher:
Published: 2017-04
Total Pages: 77
ISBN-13: 9781520973517
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHave you been wondering what some parents are smoking lately? Whatever they are smoking has inspired them to come up with the weirdest names ever to be inked on any birth certificate. Some are just purely genius because It takes only an inspired genius to come up with a name like Oink. You know Oink is synonymous to Pigs and pigs are fat! What a way to tell someone to his face...rude parents! This book is also two edged as it contains list of proper names and meanings to keep good intentioned guys from erroneously choosing a stupid name especially when it sounds so good! Thanks to Dave Wallace a typical American writer mixing a bit of humor with onomastics (the study of names and their origin including personal names, surnames and nicknames) to redefine sanity. And should by any chance you belong to the club of the weird radicals then this may be a perfect compilation to draw inspiration from!
Andy Martello's Stupid Stories about Famous People
Author: Andy Martello
Publisher:
Published: 2016-11-28
Total Pages:
ISBN-13: 9780997045611
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHave you ever worked with anyone famous? Andy Martello has heard this question over a thousand times. Martello is the self-proclaimed most famous non-famous person in the world. In an entertainment career spanning well over 30 years, he has had the opportunity to meet and work with some of the biggest names in television, movies, sports, politics, and music. Stupid Stories About Famous People details the ridiculous things he has said or done when interacting with the world's biggest celebrities and offers humorous, heartfelt anecdotes of what brought him, a struggling entertainer, face-to-face with these entertainment icons. What would you say if you met Audrey Hepburn, Michael Jordan, or Ted Kennedy? How would you handle having lunch with Tony Curtis? What would you do if you suddenly had to sing the blues with Buddy Guy? These are Andy Martello's Stupid Stories About Famous People.
Stupid, Ugly, Unlucky and RICH
Author: Richard St John
Publisher: Train of Thought Arts Publishing
Published: 2005
Total Pages: 353
ISBN-13: 0973900903
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHave you ever wondered what leads to success. Do you just need to be smart, great looking, or lucky? Richard St. John says those things dont lead to success. And he should know. He spent 10 years interviewing over 500 successful people, from Martha Stewart, to actor Russell Crowe, to DNA discoverer James Watson, to the top people in many fields. After analyzing and sorting all the information, Richard discovered the top 8 factors that are the foundation for success in any field. He also discovered that many successful people aren't especially smart, good-looking, or lucky. They're ordinary people, without special gifts, who achieve success by following the8 factors. Richard himself is a good example. He says, I could never figure o ut how an ordinary guy like me succeeded in business, won top awards and became a millionaire. So I started a project to ask other people what led to their success, and it grew into a 10-year journey of discovery. The story is in Richards new book, Stupid, Ugly, Unlucky and RICH Spikes Guide to Success, an easy-to-read analysis that gets beyond the cliches to distill what the worlds most successful people really do have in common."
505 Unbelievably Stupid Webpages
Author: Dan Crowley
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2007-11-01
Total Pages: 274
ISBN-13: 1402248229
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen sheep feel glad that they can't use computers, this is why. 505 Unbelievably Stupid Webpages reveals the Internet's weirdest, funniest and overall dumbest websites. With more than 25,000 copies sold this new edition is completely updated and revised to include the most bizarre websites to emerge in the last few years. You'll never forgive yourself if you miss these insane, laugh-out-loud sites: -Marshmallow Bunny Survival Tests -The Corn Cam -The Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation -The Virtual Stapler -Star Wars Gangsta Rap -Squirrel Hazing: The Untold Story -Poke Alex in the Eye: The Game
The World's Stupidest Blondes
Author: Barb Karg
Publisher: Adams Media
Published: 2008-04-01
Total Pages: 224
ISBN-13: 9781598695700
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday! Celebrate the ditsiest and dumbest blondes of them all with The World’s Stupidest Blondes. From blonde celebrity bloopers to blonde jokes and blonde bombshells, this book provides you with all things goofy and golden. Whether you’re blonde or brunette, dumb or not so dumb, this book’s sure to entertain with pieces like: Hypothetically Blonde: Things that can keep a blonde pondering for days -Ask her for the definition of stir-fry -Give her a piece of paper with “please turn over” written on both sides -Send her to the grocery store for jumbo shrimp From the famous to the everyday, The World’s Stupidest Blondes gets to the root of blonde absurdity—bad dye job or not!
