The World of Clean Family Jokes

The World of Clean Family Jokes

Author: Andres Fontanez

Publisher: iUniverse

Published: 2006-08

Total Pages: 198

ISBN-13: 0595389414

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on a business trip for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which is $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2013-03-01

Total Pages: 113

ISBN-13: 0736948503

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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”


The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author: Bob Phillips

Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Published: 2013-03-01

Total Pages: 114

ISBN-13: 0736948481

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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”


The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2

The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2

Author: Lisa Swerling

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Published: 2019-02-05

Total Pages: 268

ISBN-13: 1524852163

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This illustrated book by the New York Times bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Jokes for Kids Volume 2 is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.


The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author: Editors of Portable Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2016-05-01

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1626866139

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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!


The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes

The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes

Author: Jeremy Brown

Publisher: Media Lab Books

Published: 2021-04-13

Total Pages: 176

ISBN-13: 9781948174732

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From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.


Ultimate Kids Joke Book

Ultimate Kids Joke Book

Author: Joke Books for Kids

Publisher: Joke Books for Kids

Published: 2018-05-29

Total Pages: 72

ISBN-13: 1984877194

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What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!


Super Silly Jokes for Kids

Super Silly Jokes for Kids

Author: Vicki Whiting

Publisher: Fox Chapel Publishing

Published: 2020-09-08

Total Pages: 84

ISBN-13: 1607658259

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More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book


Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids

Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids

Author: Hseham Amrahs

Publisher: Mahesh Dutt Sharma

Published: 2023-12-31

Total Pages: 61

ISBN-13:

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In a world filled with diverse influences, we recognize the importance of providing children with humor that is not only entertaining but also aligned with values of kindness, respect, and inclusivity. Clean jokes are a source of joy that parents and educators can feel good about, knowing that the laughter they evoke is free from inappropriate content. The simplicity and innocence of clean humor create an atmosphere where children can freely enjoy the lighter side of life. As adults, we often underestimate the power of humor in building connections. Shared laughter creates bonds that go beyond the immediate moment—it forges memories and strengthens relationships. This book is not just a collection of jokes; it is an invitation to share in the joy of laughter with the children in your life. Whether it's a silly riddle at the dinner table or a playful joke before bedtime, these moments of shared laughter become threads in the tapestry of family and friendship. As you embark on this journey through the pages of "Clean and Funny Jokes for Kids," you'll encounter a variety of jokes designed to appeal to different ages and sensibilities. From classic knock-knock jokes that have stood the test of time to clever wordplay and whimsical riddles, there's a joke for every occasion. The humor ranges from the delightfully silly to the thoughtfully clever, ensuring that there's something to resonate with every young reader.