The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1.

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2017-10-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 1510729380

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Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! ​For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.


The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 3

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 3

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-09-24

Total Pages: 283

ISBN-13: 1510740953

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Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff (not Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw, and certainly not Slytherin) Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world. Jokes include clever lines such as: At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament? Yeah, he could really Diggory it! What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel? He huffs and puffs! What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts? Hufflepuffs. Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job? She wanted to get back to her roots. Knock-knock…Who’s there? Tonks. Tonks who? Tonks a lot! Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series


An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: 800 All-New Explosively Hilarious Jokes for Fans of Fortnite

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2021-11-16

Total Pages: 164

ISBN-13: 1510770836

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Did you hear about the barnyard animal who learned to play Fortnite? She won the Cattle Royale! Why do Fortnite players have great smelling breath? They use Scope. Why did the Fortnite player build a house out of old harvested wood? He needed structure. If you loved An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes from Salty Springs, you'll love this volume eight hundred all-new gut-busting jokes for you and your squad! From puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the funniest jokes inspired by Fortnite and its gameplay. Cackle your way to victory with the craziest and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these sidesplitting jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from the silly illustrations throughout!


An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

An Unofficial Joke Book for Fortniters: Sidesplitting Jokes and Shenanigans from Salty Springs

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-05-14

Total Pages: 160

ISBN-13: 1510748083

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Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common? They both get “knocked” a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice? You burp juice! What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink? Shield pop! Where do Fortniters sleep? In a nite fort! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!


The Book of Harry Potter Trifles, Trivias & Particularities

The Book of Harry Potter Trifles, Trivias & Particularities

Author: Racheline Maltese

Publisher: Sterling & Ross Publishers

Published: 2007

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 0977954528

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Tests the knowledge of Harry Potter fans with a series of quests, each divided by three skill levels, using the Harry Potter series and two books written by J.K. Rowling for charity as guides.


The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke and Riddle Book

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke and Riddle Book

Author: Createspace

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Published: 2011-12-30

Total Pages: 78

ISBN-13: 9781466397675

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This is a riddle and joke book for children nine years and above. Nearly all of the jokes involve characters from the Harry Potter series of books. The book is fun for children and all of the jokes are clean!!!


Harry Potter: Cinematic Guide (Harry Potter)

Harry Potter: Cinematic Guide (Harry Potter)

Author: Felicity Baker

Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Published: 2016-11-18

Total Pages: 68

ISBN-13: 1338158317

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Relive all the magic of Harry's world. The Essential Film Companion for HARRY POTTER that's perfect for the youngest fans! This hardcover guidebook features your favorite scenes and quotes from all eight Harry Potter movies!The experience of this eBook will be best if viewed on a tablet.


The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4

The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol. 4

Author: Brian Boone

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2019-09-24

Total Pages: 244

ISBN-13: 1510740961

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Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin) The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself. Jokes include clever lines such as: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary? Ill-literacy We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.” Who are we? Ravenclaw Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class? Because he was so "charming." Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghost-writer. Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.


Harry Potter Poster Coloring Book

Harry Potter Poster Coloring Book

Author: Scholastic, Inc. Staff

Publisher:

Published: 2016-04-26

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781338054606

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Unleash your creativity and escape to one of the most beloved series of all time. Includes two EXCLUSIVE poster images to color! From the heraldry of the four Hogwarts houses to the extravagant wares of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, the world of Harry Potter overflows with radiant color. Featuring artwork from the hugely successful Harry Potter Coloring Book and Harry Potter Creatures Coloring Book, this special poster collection features twenty stunning, one-sided prints that are perfect for coloring. From fan-favorite characters and scenes to creatures and gorgeous patterns inspired by the wizarding world, each detailed illustration is printed on high-quality card stock and can be easily removed for displaying. Includes two EXCLUSIVE images that you can't find in any of the other coloring books!


Harry Potter: Destroy the Horcruxes!

Harry Potter: Destroy the Horcruxes!

Author: Terrance Crawford

Publisher: Scholastic Incorporated

Published: 2021-10-05

Total Pages: 144

ISBN-13: 9781338767636

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Destroy the Horcruxes by wrecking this activity book! You'll take down Lord Voldemort, one page at a time. Inspired by the films of Harry Potter. If you've ever wanted to destroy a Horcrux and defeat Voldemort and his followers like Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, or Neville Longbottom, this book is for you!Destroy the Horcrux on each of the pages in the activity book by dripping orange juice on it, ripping it to shreds, or coloring all over it. Your goal is to wreck these pages by any means possible, just like in the Harry Potter films.This book also includes fun facts about the Dark objects seen in the films of Harry Potter, like the Hand of Glory, cursed necklace, and a whole lot more. This is the perfect activity book for any Harry Potter fan-and a great way to practice stress management!