Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Did you know that human sperm is ejaculated at a speed of 17km/h? Or that ejaculate is pushed out in 0.8 second intervals? Or that the male orgasm, which usually lasts between 3 and 10 seconds, only in exceptional cases lasts longer than 15 seconds? Or that it is accompanied by an increase in heart frequency to 180 beats per minute, and that breathing can accelerate to 40 breaths per minute?
This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.
Sperm Biology represents the first analysis of the evolutionary significance of sperm phenotypes and derived sperm traits and the possible selection pressures responsible for sperm-egg coevolution. An understanding of sperm evolution is fast developing and promises to shed light on many topics from basic reproductive biology to the evolutionary process itself as well as the sperm proteome, the sperm genome and the quantitative genetics of sperm. The Editors have identified 15 topics of current interest and biological significance to cover all aspects of this bizarre, fascinating and important subject. It comprises the most comprehensive and up-to-date review of the evolution of sperm and pointers for future research, written by experts in both sperm biology and evolutionary biology. The combination of evolution and sperm is a potent mix, and this is the definitive account. - The first review survey of this emerging field - Written by experts from a broad array of disciplines from the physiological and biomedical to the ecological and evolutionary - Sheds light on the intricacies of reproduction and the coevolution of sperm, egg and reproductive behavior
***Disclaimer: this recipe book has no content or actual recipes. It is a 120 page 6"x9" blank cooking with semen recipe book designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.*** Description: Play a hilarious practical joke on your lover, friends or work colleagues by gifting them this laugh out loud gift, it's a customized blank recipe book. Funny, Inappropriate jokes and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty recipe book is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this on your bookshelf or coffee table. Give this Recipe notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or a fun prank. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Features: * Record your own favorite recipes * Create your own custom index and organize the recipes the way you want * Size: 6" x 9" inch * Easily mark the recipes' rating, difficulty, cooking time, servings * Extra space for additional notes (such as source of the recipe, why it holds special meaning to you, and etc.) * Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, fathers day or gift for Men & Women * It is a great size (6 x 9 in) - not too big and in the same time with enough writing space to jot down everything needed. * A great gift for foodies, friends and family members who love to cook and need to record and catalog their delicious culinary creations - everyday meals, soups, appetizers, main courses, desserts, pies, beverages, and more. Get this blank cooking book now and start filling it with your personal collection of tasty treasured recipes. From the blurb: "I can't believe I've been eating it raw" - Barn Swallow "The semen cookbook every kitchen needs" - Naughty Mouth Soap "The cooking with Semen book I never thought I would read" - Semen Warmer "Adding these to my collection of semen based recipes" - Human Semenologist ***Disclaimer: this recipe book has no content or actual recipes. It is a 120 page 6"x9" blank recipe book designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.***
Unleash the power inside your own body to transform your life Semen Retention is a centuries-old practice that allows you to harness your body's vital energy and redirect it to any area of your life. From achieving the perfect body to outstanding results in business and creative endeavours, semen retention can turbocharge your success. Now modern science is backing up this ancient practice and showing how it can: Increase productivity & motivation Pack on muscle mass Boost focus & self-confidence Attract people to you Increase your energy levels Strengthen your immune system Sharpen your memory Semen Retention Miracle is the definitive book on how to utilise this power to achieve your goals. You will discover: The science behind semen retention What the ancient texts say about it How to implement it into your life Essential tips for staying the course And much much more Take charge of your life today by learning how to use the unstoppable force that dwells within you.
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Join a feisty half-succubus, half-vampire girl who falls for her classmate's strong essence and is determined to feed off him. However, her curious distaste for blood forces her to get creative when procuring the essence she craves.
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