Golden rule to remember when looking for some alone time: If your whiskers touch the sides, it’s a good place to hide. Mirrors are not other cats. For the sophisticated cat about town, this indispensable paw-book provides witty advice and pearls of kitty wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of naps, cardboard boxes and mice to chase – from perfecting your curtain-scratching technique to getting your head stroked without looking as though you wanted it.
"When in doubt, chase something". "Meow, and the world meows with you; hiss, and you hiss alone". "Refuse to retrieve things". Overheard from a mother cat instructing her kittens, this collection of 201 pieces of purr-fectly wise advice reveals the inner life and savvy intelligence of the common cat. Each entry celebrates the sophistication and brilliance of feline existence, accompanied by black-and-white line art. Warm and funny, this attractive guide illuminates the rules of life that every cat must know, instructions that have been hidden from human eyes and ears -- until now.
For the sophisticated cat about town, this indispensable paw-book provides witty advice and pearls of kitty wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of naps, cardboard boxes and mice to chase - from perfecting your curtain-scratching technique to getting your head stroked without looking as though you wanted it.
This hilarious, no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you accept that being a cat parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the mind of the mundane moggy will make the perfect gift for any cat lover.
From "Dear Abby" to "People" magazine, Leigh Rutledge has been acclaimed as the writer who best understands the feline perspective on life. Now, in his most irresistible book yet, Rutledge shows readers what the world would be like if cats were in charge. Line illustrations throughout.
This hilarious, no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you accept that being a dog parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the world behind those puppy-dog eyes will make the perfect gift for any dog lover.
Embrace the art of being a cat parent with this delightfully humorous guide, offering insights into the feline way of life and the zen of living with your furry overlord. This hilarious instruction book is here to help you accept that being a cat parent is not a choice, but a lifestyle Your cat rules your home and your heart. You bend over backwards to cater to their quirks. In fact, you would do anything for your pampered puss. So why is it that they sometimes choose to ignore you, push your most prized possessions off shelves, or use your furniture as a scratching post? Luckily, this no-nonsense survival guide is on hand to help you navigate feline parenthood. Whether you need to learn not to take the cold shoulder personally, how to accept those little "gifts" with due gratitude, or simply to understand that there is never an acceptable excuse for an empty food bowl, these pearls of wisdom are sure to make you an elite cat parent in no time. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice, this sneak peek into the mind of the mundane moggy will make the perfect gift for any cat lover.
