The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes
The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes

Author: Sky Pony Press

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2020-11-03

Total Pages: 76

ISBN-13: 1510758666

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Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s too far to walk! Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank! A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes presented by the highly hilarious Laugh Giraffe for kids to enjoy, complete with hysterical illustrations! Do you ever struggle to find new jokes? Never fear! Using his long neck to search high and low, far and wide, the Laugh Giraffe can find all the best animal jokes for you! Prepare for witty one-liners, clever puns, powerful punchlines, jubilant jests, and many more hilarious jokes in this fantastic collection. The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes, and is complemented by silly line drawings that are sure to amuse kids. Its endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.

That's Not Funny!
That's Not Funny!

Author: Jeanne Willis

Publisher: Andersen Press USA

Published: 2014-01-01

Total Pages: 30

ISBN-13: 1467744239

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The most action-packed banana-peel gag ever! What happens when mischievous Hyena puts a banana peel on unsuspecting Giraffe's path? A lot of hilarious chaos, it turns out. Kids will laugh and laugh at the crazy chain of events Hyena's practical joke sets in motion. In the end though, the joke's on Hyena, and readers will learn the smelly consequences of laughing too much at others' misfortunes.

What's Black and White and Red All Over?
What's Black and White and Red All Over?

Author: Gyles Brandreth

Publisher: Penguin UK

Published: 2020-08-20

Total Pages: 199

ISBN-13: 0241427304

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Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Sad Animal Facts
Sad Animal Facts

Author: Brooke Barker

Publisher: Macmillan + ORM

Published: 2016-09-06

Total Pages: 210

ISBN-13: 1250095093

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New York Times Bestseller! A delightful and quirky compendium of the Animal Kingdom’s more unfortunate truths, with over 150 hand-drawn illustrations. Ever wonder what a mayfly thinks of its one-day lifespan? (They’re curious what a sunset is.) Or how a jellyfish feels about not having a heart? (Sorry, but they’re not sorry.) This melancholy menagerie pairs the more unsavory facts of animal life with their hilarious thoughts and reactions. Sneakily informative, and wildly witty, SAD ANIMAL FACTS will have you crying with laughter.

Egghead
Egghead

Author: Bo Burnham

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2013-10-01

Total Pages: 278

ISBN-13: 145551912X

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A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"

Lady Lucy's Quest
Lady Lucy's Quest

Author: Karen Gross

Publisher: Northshire Bookstore

Published: 2016-03-29

Total Pages: 44

ISBN-13: 9781605712994

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Lady Lucy's Quest is the story of a feisty young girl who wants to be a Knight in the Middle Ages. She confronts many hurdles but ultimately finds success because she is able to solve problems in unique and unexpected ways. Through her actions and words, she demonstrates the importance of pursuing one's dreams and the power of the possible for children everywhere.

Dinosaur Jokes
Dinosaur Jokes

Author:

Publisher: Children's Press

Published: 1988

Total Pages: 52

ISBN-13: 9780516018652

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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.

What Animal Needs a Wig?
What Animal Needs a Wig?

Author: Abigail Fuller

Publisher:

Published: 2014

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781595726773

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What animal is the best to tell jokes to? What animal is always in a bad mood? From where did a laughing hyena get its name? Does a praying mantis really pray? What Animal Needs a Wig? invites readers to the world of animals and riddles, the ultimate combination that children love. Riddles are based on word play of animals� names and zoological facts. The questions are tricky and you really have to think. Readers are also encouraged to turn the pages to see the answers, which accompany fascinating facts about animals. A black and white ink illustration is paired with each riddle, adding not only another laughing point but also sparking the readers� imagination. This book perfectly suits Common Core Curriculum.

Celeste the Giraffe Loves to Laugh
Celeste the Giraffe Loves to Laugh

Author: Celeste Barber

Publisher:

Published: 2019-11

Total Pages: 24

ISBN-13: 9781760669171

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Celeste was a friendly, happy little giraffe. She had a kind heart and she made others laugh. But Celeste sometimes worried that she wasn't enough. It seemed like other animals did much cooler stuff. Join Celeste the Giraffe on her hilarious journey as she finds out what it is that makes her unique.