The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies
The Hilarious Dead Guy's Last Chance Undies

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

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Total Pages: 206

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Get ready to buckle up for a wild ride of thrills, laughs, and a seriously flashy undergarment! Enter the world of Polonia Appleseed, a spunky seven-year-old who witnesses her father’s demise, complete with a puzzling clue—a pair of men’s undies adorned with sparkly hearts. Fast forward to Polonia’s coming of age, where, after the unfortunately explosive colonoscopy end of her Uncle George, she’s surrounded by relatives, all of them prime suspects in her father’s killing. And all of Polonia’s relatives know, she is not ordinary. Following in her father’s footsteps, Polonia concocts a daring scheme to expose the killer by swiping millions right out from everyone’s noses! Brace yourself for a whirlwind adventure as Polonia navigates a treacherous path of financial family subterfuge, with heart-pounding suspense, plot twists that’ll leave you gasping, and enough humor to keep your sides splitting. Will Polonia outwit the killer and serve up a platter of justice? Or will she find herself entangled in a sticky web of deceit and danger? Join Polonia on her quest for truth and redemption, where secrets unravel, alliances teeter on the edge, and bombshell revelations lie just beneath the surface. Figure out who the killer is before Polonia, you know the clue! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Azalea & Syzygy
Azalea & Syzygy

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

Published: 2021-09-29

Total Pages: 258

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Embark on an enthralling journey through the hallowed chambers of an ancient sisterhood, where nuns harness divine abilities to purge wickedness from souls. Brace yourself for an extraordinary quest to rescue the world, spearheaded by an unlikely duo: a feisty centenarian and an endearingly naive teenager. Equipped with their trusty Super-Soakers, these mismatched champions must battle an encroaching storm of supernatural vengeance that threatens humanity’s very existence. Prepare for a gripping whirlwind adventure, as ancient forces clash with the unwavering spirit of Azalea & Syzygy, two unsuspecting heroes in a tale teeming with riotous laughter, heart-stopping suspense, against-all-odds camaraderie, and an irresistible touch of pandemonium! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Haunting the Rainbow
Haunting the Rainbow

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

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Total Pages: 183

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Dive headfirst into a captivating tale that serves up a century-old tragedy with a contemporary twist. Join Eileen Saffron, a bright Library Science graduate, as her life takes an unexpected turn uncovering a shocking revelation that shatters the accepted history of a notorious event. Transport yourself back to 1918, a time when the world was reeling from a global calamity, America’s first catastrophic pandemic. But amidst the chaos, a victim emerged—one whose demise was no accident. Fast forward a hundred years, and Eileen embarks on a mission to unearth this hidden truth, all while navigating the uncertainties of her own joblessness. Has Eileen’s investigation awakened a malevolent presence, determined to guard its long-buried secrets? With danger possibly lurking at every turn, Eileen races against time to expose the mind-boggling truth concealed for a century. Immerse yourself in a spellbinding tale that artfully blends historical significance with a contemporary sense of urgency. Follow Eileen’s tireless pursuit as she unearths dark secrets and confronts the ghosts of the past. Buckle up for a thrilling ride, packed with suspense, historical intrigue, and spine-tingling encounters as Eileen Saffron unravels the layers of a century-old murder. All the clues are there, can you figure them out along with Eileen? Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

Alien Advantage
Alien Advantage

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

Published: 2011-03-06

Total Pages: 229

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Comfortable. Safe. Orderly. That’s what Mark Hemmings happily thinks of his law student life until one balmy Florida night he foolishly runs out to gawk up at that light in the sky. Zap! Mark is kidnapped by space aliens. When the aliens’ experiment on Mark teaches him a little too much, Mark is able to accidentally steal an alien ship and plunge back to Earth, only to land smack into the clutches of General Peerless and Dr. Montgomery, the warring co-directors of Little Island. Little Island, the U.S. government’s secret facility where the government “collects” abducted returnees. Being the only person who can –sort of– fly the spacecraft makes Mark just what the government is looking for, but an imprisoned life on Little Island isn’t exactly what Mark had in mind. Not that Mark’s feelings matter, because no one has ever escaped Little Island. But no one before’s ever arrived with his very own spaceship! In his fight for free will, Mark, the Doctor, and the General, battle each other to triumph, the Doctor by clever manipulation, the General by crushing force, and Mark by his cunning, wits... and spaceship! A humorous story of chase and determination, and above all else, refusing to forget who you really are, despite the craftiest of temptations. KEYWORDS: first contact, science fiction, alien contact, sci-fi, kidnap, chase, spacecraft, spaceship, aliens, flying saucer, special power

Firecrystal Deep
Firecrystal Deep

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

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Total Pages: 292

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Embark on an interstellar escapade with Miri Prescott, a retired schoolteacher unexpectedly thrust into an extraordinary situation. Not only does Miri awaken aboard a spaceship transformed into her eighteen-year-old self, but caught smack in the middle of an epic love triangle between two Galactic rulers each claiming her as their revered deity, the Adrus. Talk about cosmic drama! Join Miri as she navigates the captivating realms of the Adruminion and the Demesdom, entangled in a power struggle between two fiercely infatuated alpha males. Hold on tight for twists, mysteries, and the indomitable spirit of humanity. Join Miri on an exhilarating quest, uncovering the truth behind her existence and facing the consequences of her choices. And let’s not forget those two powerful suitors vying for her affection. This cosmic tale will leave you breathless because Miri has a secret of her own—criminal record and all! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

The Areisa
The Areisa

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

Published: 2023-11-10

Total Pages: 361

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It's the year 4818 and throughout the Milky Way Galaxy discord is threatening the peace, and worse, the commerce, of Earth and its mega-companies. The solution? Finding ...the Areisa. Trouble is, she's a teenage girl who's pretty sure they're all bonkers. And the meddling of long dead Areisas isn't helping much either! Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

The Liar Charms
The Liar Charms

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

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Total Pages: 169

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Buckle up for an exhilarating journey with Remy, the unsuspecting victim of a mind-boggling kidnapping! Join her as she encounters Isaiah Grommet, a determined tycoon with mysterious motives. What sets Remy apart? She’s no ordinary gal—she’s a Liar Charm, wielding a mind-blowing ability that makes her a hot commodity in Isaiah’s empire. Brace yourself, because Remy is about to become a player in this thrilling game. But hey, Remy is far from your damsel in distress. Remy’s a hipster with an unstoppable spirit and a knack for offbeat ideas. When faced with forced servitude, she won’t crumble under pressure, she’ll serve up a hilarious blend of creativity and wit that’ll leave everyone exhausted and amazed. Prepare to dive headfirst into Remy’s world, where she fearlessly carves her own path and defies the odds. Get ready to be fully invested in cheering for Remy’s unconventional triumph like it’s a matter of life and death! Because… it is. Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other novels are included.

Terebithia
Terebithia

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

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Total Pages: 226

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Delve into a mind-bending adventure through a fantastical version of the United States, where magic reigns supreme and the extraordinary becomes the everyday. Welcome to the vibrant city of Chicago, a place where peculiar wonders abound—a chain-smoking invisible rabbit and a chatty, colossal tarantula. Allow us to introduce you to the unforgettable Gwendolyn. Amidst this whimsical backdrop, meet Terebithia, the fearless yo-yo-wielding hero of the Alliance. Brace yourself for a thrilling mission that will test her unique abilities to the limit. But hold on tight, because a far greater peril looms—a cataclysmic explosion threatening to unleash chaos and shatter the already upended world. Prepare to be transported by the enchanting charm and unexpected twists of this magical United States. Join Terebithia as she navigates a world brimming with eccentric characters, fantastical creatures, and heart-pounding danger. Will she unravel the mysteries that surround her and save the world from impending doom? Immerse yourself in a captivating narrative that effortlessly blends fantasy, humor, and suspense. Discover the delightful dynamic between Terebithia, the enigmatic rabbit, and the colossal tarantula Gwendolyn as they traverse a world teetering on the brink of catastrophe. Get ready to be enthralled by a tale that defies conventions and embraces the extraordinary. From hidden secrets to explosive revelations, embark on a journey to uncover the fate of Terebithia and the mesmerizing world she calls home. Bonus chapters from some of the author’s other books are included.

A Kiss from Moët
A Kiss from Moët

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Lorain O'Neil

Published: 2023-06-18

Total Pages: 279

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She's young. Gorgeous. Cursed.And she's so not going to put up with it.Moët Arkady is a Lecora -cursed by an ancient swamp magic so that any man she kisses could end up not only possessing HER but a lifetime of fabulously good luck to boot. Not exactly helpful when returning home after years of banishment BAM! Moët's plane crashes right into the swamp that created the curse in the first place. So when Moët must play good Samaritan to a drowning passenger, what was that? A kiss? Better not be, because he's Moses Gentry, the indomitable Gentry in The Consortium v. Gentry Refinery, the biggest most dangerous legal war these southern Parishes have ever seen, the one that will decide whether the swamp itself lives or dies.And she's the new Court Monitor who has to decide the whole blasted thing.If Moët rules for the Consortium, Moses Gentry will lose everything -like he's gonna let that happen. But if she rules for Moses, the Consortium's rich and powerful members could be headed to prison -and they sure don't intend on going. Since Moët's predecessor resolved the dilemma by ending up alligator bait, and her former high school sweetheart is now the Consortium's lead attorney and pretty great at stealing kisses, Moët could sure use some good luck herself.And that wily old swamp still has its magic not to mention some truly surprising plans for the intrepid little Lecora -and whoever wins (and whoever loses!) The Consortium v. Gentry Refinery.Because when they least expect it, a bit of swamp magic could just seal this deal... with a kiss!A Kiss From Moët is 71,000 words long and written in the genres of romance/magical realism/humor. Sample chapters from some of the author's other novels are added.

Angelique Rising
Angelique Rising

Author: Lorain O'Neil

Publisher: Loraon O'Neil

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Total Pages: 267

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[Wicked Warning: Though a love story with a positive ending, this novel is a humorous thriller that does contain a bit of dark and sexual content, mostly offscreen.]She discovers there IS life after death ―as a spirit! A spirit who has a pretty grand time of it traveling about until she comes across Angelique, a motionless girl doctors are feverishly trying to resuscitate. Whoosh! In one Great Cosmic Fluke she's there instead. Back on Earth and in Angelique's body!One rocky path later, Angelique's grown and performing uneasily at the Wyatt T. Cochran Employee Appreciation Gala trying to dodge the suspiciously intrigued Wyatt T. Cochran himself. But Wyatt isn't the only man attracted to Angelique's glittering uncanny talents, dark miscreants are too... the ones who want to feast.And from a much loftier height, something else is watching the wayward little angel, something that has mighty unexpected intentions for Angelique and Wyatt T.Because when a Great Cosmic Fluke occurs, the Cosmos can have one barmy sense of humor!