Merde!
Author: Genevieve
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 1998-12-09
Total Pages: 117
ISBN-13: 0684854279
DOWNLOAD EBOOKExplains the meaning of French slang expressions, idioms, epithets, and colloquialisms.
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Author: Genevieve
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 1998-12-09
Total Pages: 117
ISBN-13: 0684854279
DOWNLOAD EBOOKExplains the meaning of French slang expressions, idioms, epithets, and colloquialisms.
Author: Stephen Clarke
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Published: 2008-12-10
Total Pages: 418
ISBN-13: 159691744X
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe latest episode in Stephen Clarke's almost-true account of his adventures as an expat in France is just as winning as the first. This "anti-Mayle" will have readers chortling over their croissants and café au lait while Paul West struggles to solve the mysteries inherent in life in France. What is the best way to scare a gendarme? Is it really polite to sleep with your boss's mistress? And why are there no public health warnings on French nude beaches? Paul discovers how to judge a French vacationer by the rustiness of his bicycle; opens his English tearoom; and finally understands why Parisian waiters are so cranky. Just in time for spring in Paris, find out if Paul finds the perfect French mademoiselle or if it all ends in merde!
Author: Adrien Clautrier
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2008-08-05
Total Pages: 138
ISBN-13: 1569757607
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGET D!RTY Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in French with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: •Cool slang •Funny insults •Explicit sex terms •Raw swear words Dirty French teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of France: •What's up? Ça va? •He's totally hot. Il est un gravure de mode. •That brie smells funky. Ce brie sent putain de drôle. •I'm gonna get ripped! Je vais me fracasser! •I gotta piss. Je dois pisser. •The ref is fucking asshole. L'arbitre est un gros enaelé! •Wanna try doggy-style? Veux-tu faire l'amour en levrette?
Author: Stephen Clarke
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Published: 2008-12-01
Total Pages: 300
ISBN-13: 1596917466
DOWNLOAD EBOOKA Year in the Merde is the almost-true account of the author's adventures as an expat in Paris. Based on his own experiences and with names changed to "avoid embarrassment, possible legal action-and to prevent the author's legs being broken by someone in a Yves Saint Laurent suit", the book is narrated by Paul West, a twenty-seven-year-old Brit who is brought to Paris by a French company to open a chain of British "tea rooms." He must manage of a group of lazy, grumbling French employees, maneuver around a treacherous Parisian boss, while lucking into a succession of lusty girlfriends (one of whom happens to be the boss's morally challenged daughter). He soon becomes immersed in the contradictions of French culture: the French are not all cheese-eating surrender monkeys, though they do eat a lot of smelly cheese, and they are still in shock at being stupid enough to sell Louisiana, thus losing the chance to make French the global language. The book will also tell you how to get the best out of the grumpiest Parisian waiter, how to survive a French business meeting, and how not to buy a house in the French countryside. The author originally wrote A Year in the Merde just for fun and self-published it in France in an English-language edition. Weeks later, it had become a word-of-mouth hit for expats and the French alike. With translation rights now sold in eleven countries and already a bestseller in the UK and France, Stephen Clarke is clearly a Bill Bryson (or a Peter Mayle...) for a whole new generation of readers who can never quite decide whether they love-or love to hate-the French.
Author: Geneviève
Publisher:
Published: 1996
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780002557689
DOWNLOAD EBOOKSaucy guide to survival in everyday French as it is really spoken. Included are chapters on insults, sex, drink, and those silent yet expressive Gallic gestures.
Author: Alexis Munier
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2008-06
Total Pages: 208
ISBN-13: 1598696653
DOWNLOAD EBOOK"Reader advisory: uncensored French"--Cover.
Author: France Dubin
Publisher:
Published: 2019-05-08
Total Pages: 171
ISBN-13: 9781096342267
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis book should be the second novel you read in French, right after you read "Merde, It's Not Easy to Learn French", volume 1 in this series! Reading a book in French can be difficult, even for advanced students. French novels are usually full of idiomatic expressions. They use complicated tenses, complex sentence structures, and often slang. The books in this series are in simple French. They tell of the joys and the frustrations of an adult learning French. You'll find a good dose of humor, exercises, and illustrations. Note: this book contains adult language. The book has two sections, allowing more levels of French students to enjoy it. Section 1 has the story written completely in French, and includes grammar exercises. Section 2 contains the complete translation in English and the answers to the exercises.
Author: Stephen Clarke
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Published: 2008-12-02
Total Pages: 276
ISBN-13: 1596917431
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHave you ever walked into a half-empty Parisian restaurant, only to be told that it's "complet"? Attempted to say "merci beaucoup" and accidentally complimented someone's physique? Been overlooked at the boulangerie due to your adherence to the bizarre foreign custom of waiting in line? Well, you're not alone. The internationally bestselling author of A Year in the Merde and In the Merde for Love has been there too, and he is here to help. In Talk to the Snail, Stephen Clarke distills the fruits of years spent in the French trenches into a truly handy (and hilarious) book of advice. Read this book, and find out how to get good service from the grumpiest waiter; be exquisitely polite and brutally rude at the same time; and employ the language of l'amour and le sexe. Everything you need is here in this funny, informative, and seriously useful guide to getting what you really want from the French.
Author: Henry Strutz
Publisher: Barron's Educational Series, Incorporated
Published: 2009
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9780764141157
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPart of a quick-reference series suitable for language students and international travellers, this title presents more than 4,000 informal, commonly-used words and phrases in its target language.
Author: France Dubin
Publisher:
Published: 2019-01-26
Total Pages: 102
ISBN-13: 9781795292733
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThis book, the first in a series, should be the first novel you read in French! Reading a book in French can be difficult, even for advanced students. French novels are usually full of idiomatic expressions. They use complicated tenses, complex sentence structures, and often slang. This book is in simple French. It's about the joys and the frustrations of an adult learning French. It includes a good dose of humor, a few exercises, and illustrations. Note: this book contains adult language. A school edition of the book without adult language entitled Oh Là Là, It's Not Easy Learning French is also available on Amazon. The book has two sections, allowing more levels of French students to enjoy it. Section 1 has the story written completely in French, and includes grammar exercises. Section 2 contains a list of the more difficult vocabulary translated into English and the complete text in English so students can check their comprehension.