Year of the Cock

Year of the Cock

Author: Alan Wieder

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Published: 2009-07-22

Total Pages: 187

ISBN-13: 0446550809

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From a powerful new voice in nonfiction comes this electrifying chronicle of a married man who leaves his wife to pursue a carefree bachelorhood - only to plunge into an abyss of shame, regret, and penis envy. Thirty-year-old Alan Wieder has everything a man could possibly want: a nice home in L.A., a thriving Hollywood career, and to top it all off, a beautiful and adoring wife. Then one day in 2005 - the Year of the Rooster - he wakes up with questions: Have I settled down too soon? Am I consigned to a humdrum future of marriage, kiddies, home-cooked meals and hybrid SUVs? How the %&! did this happen to me? And just like that - after ten years in a committed relationship - Alan decides to walk out on his wife to pursue his fantasy of becoming a hardcore bachelor. Explaining very little, thinking even less, he dives into his exhilarating new single existence - buying a vintage Porsche, moving into a tastefully decorated bachelor pad, ignoring his wife, and bedding as many chicks as possible. However, to Alan's surprise and dismay, becoming a single dude also unleashes in him a torrent of crippling insecurities that he didn't even know he had. And soon, his would-be swingin' bachelorhood is cut short - very short - by a strange and shameful obsession that drives him to utter madness. Some men leave their wives only to discover that the grass isn't greener. What Alan Wieder discovers - about the perils of newfound freedom, and about his own fragile male psyche - is far more agonizing and wretched. In this riveting and brutally honest memoir, Alan recounts the true story of his impulsive, wild, and ultimately disastrous foray into bachelorhood. A tragicomic tale of betrayal, sexual (mis)adventure, and ultimately redemption, Year of the Cock marks the debut of a remarkably talented new writer.


The Cock Book

The Cock Book

Author: Finncock

Publisher:

Published: 2020-09-09

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781715469078

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The Cock Book is an interactive erotic project by Finncock, who collaborated together with 100 men around the world. The Cock Book celebrates the beauty of the male sexual organ, and the freedom, love and pride of all men who participated - and all who are out there in the world. Shameless, erotic, beautiful. The Cock.


Spot the Cock

Spot the Cock

Author: Jason Murphy

Publisher: Summersdale

Published: 2020-09-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781787835900

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They seek them here, they seek them there, these cocks are simply everywhere! But can you spot the cock? But are you beady-eyed enough to find a penis poking out in different locations? From the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty search and find book. It features a raft of cleverly designed and intricately detailed full-color illustrations, each posing a new and formidable challenge as you hunt for the phallic graphic. The "cock" can be spotted across a veritable cornucopia of spreads, including these hilarious scenarios: Nestled within the New York City skyline Battling to be found aboard a Viking warship Finding itself launched into outer space Carefully concealed within a treasure map Hone your sleuthing skills with this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty puzzle book. Spot the Cock is the perfect gift for anyone who likes a cheeky chuckle.


The Penis Book

The Penis Book

Author: Aaron Spitz, M.D.

Publisher: Rodale Books

Published: 2018-02-20

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 1635650305

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever wanted to know about the penis but were afraid to ask? Dr. Aaron Spitz has that answer—and many more. Let Dr. Spitz—who served as assistant clinical professor at UC Irvine's Department of Urology for 15 years and who is a regularly featured guest on The Doctors—become your best friend as he fearlessly guides you through the hairiest and the scariest questions in The Penis Book. An unflinching, comprehensive guide to everything from sexually transmitted infections to the science of blood flow, The Penis Book prominently features an easy-to-follow holistic five-step plan for optimum penis health, including plant-based eating recommendations, information on some penis-healthy foods, and suggested exercises for penis wellbeing. Useful to men and women alike, The Penis Book is a one-stop-shop for the care and maintenance of the penis in your life.


It Looks Like a C**k!

It Looks Like a C**k!

Author: Ben Dunn

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Published: 2014-04-08

Total Pages: 115

ISBN-13: 1466867868

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We live in a beautiful, enchanting world, a startling universe resplendent with a cornucopia of multitudinous delights – the laughter of a child; the first rainfall after an endless, sweltering summer; the twinkling reflection of a full moon over a calm midnight lake on a cool autumnal night; a freshly baked ciabatta, straight from a Tuscan oven, coquettishly handed to you by an olive skinned, raven-haired, nubile signorina by the name of Bernadetta. This much we know. Oh yeah, and there are some things that look like c**ks. This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a naughty stocking stuffer, a little something for a bachelorette party, for frat boys and anyone else interested in things that look like c**ks.


Stroke Your Cock

Stroke Your Cock

Author: Sweet Scary Notebook

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-17

Total Pages: 102

ISBN-13: 9781676374602

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Sketch Paper Write Your Own Funny Story Hard Core notebook with a sense of humor for you or someone close to you. Inside this journal, you'll find Sketch Paper. This is the perfect notebook to write your funny story. Draw, sketch or do what you think will be your adventure with this notebook But also suitable for other things. 100 pages of high-quality eco paper Grab a copy for a friend and share the journey together! It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 8,5" x 11" Paperback notebook, soft glossy cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Santa, Birthday...


The Mascot Book

The Mascot Book

Author: Elizabeth Villiers

Publisher: Health Research Books

Published: 1996-09

Total Pages: 206

ISBN-13: 9780787309084

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The Mascot Book treats its subject in a manner which has not been touched before. Information so hidden away that it literally had to be dug out from amidst an enormous amount of other material. Your fascination of the subject will grow the further you.