This book is an in-depth study of chipmunks, their society, and their life. While studying the little wild creatures, I found them to be trainable. This book will teach you how to train your very own chipmunks like you would train your house pet. The chipmunks can be taught simple voice commands and hand signals. As you will see in the book, the chipmunks taught me as much as I taught them. Please keep your chipmunks outside, they are an outdoor animal, and they need to dig. The chipmunks do have a society. It is much like the godfather type of family structure. The larger your group of trained chipmunks get, the more obvious the society will be. Have fun with your newfound wild pets. The bottom line is, there is nothing like holding a very cute and wild animal in your hand, petting her soft mink like fur, talking to her, and wait for it ... she listens! It can't get better than that! Have fun!
5 sexy romantic short stories in one bundle! Includes Claimed on Halloween, An Alien Prince for Thanksgiving, A Werewolf Jock for Thanksgiving, An Alien Prince for Christmas, and His Enchanting Princess. CLAIMED ON HALLOWEEN Audrey Yamamoto needs to get a life. This Halloween, her only plans are watching Hocus Pocus for the 30th time—alone. However, when she walks home from work, a car heads straight toward her, and she's sure her mundane existence is about to come to an end. But a beautiful stranger saves her just in the nick of time. Even crazier? The beautiful stranger is a vampire, and he wants to claim her for his mate… AN ALIEN PRINCE FOR THANKSGIVING The last thing I expected this Thanksgiving was to meet an alien prince. Because I have no life and no friends, I'm working a shift at the convenience store on Thanksgiving. I expect the day to be completely uneventful. Then a freaking UFO lands in the parking lot. Sani is a 7-foot-tall green man with 12-pack abs, and he's a prince from the planet Eler. Even crazier? He is in search of a mate because he needs to repopulate his kingdom. And he wants me to be his mate... A WEREWOLF JOCK FOR THANKSGIVING The last thing I expected this Thanksgiving was to find out that my college's (hot) star quarterback is a werewolf. After my mom tells me that she's going to Jamaica with her new boyfriend, I expect to spend Thanksgiving with me, myself, and I. Then I come across a freaking wolf on campus. Just as I think I'm about to die, the wolf transforms into Colin freaking Buchard, our school's very hot, very naked star quarterback. Then I faint... AN ALIEN PRINCE FOR CHRISTMAS My Christmas miracle came in the form of a sexy alien. This holiday season, I have little reason to be merry. Thanks to my defective heart, I only have a few months left to live. Just when I think things can't get any worse, I'm abducted by a (sexy) alien. But my abduction might turn out to be a blessing in disguise. He says his planet has medicine that could cure me. Then he tells me that he needs to repopulate his planet and asks me if I can help with that... HIS ENCHANTING PRINCESS Anthony Tanaka is just drinking his coffee when a beautiful princess falls on his lap. Like, literally. Her name is Lisassa, and she has freaking chipmunks following her and doing her bidding. She says she's looking for her prince. Anthony is no prince, but he is determined to claim the princess for himself all the same… ***A sexy fairytale featuring an obsessed alpha male, a lovely princess, and sugary sweet instalove!***
Gideonse is a retired university and Federal administrator. Writing from the coast of Maine, he muses on his encounters with nature, friends, love, his pets and others', family, public service, and the like. These are every day matters, to be sure, but the poems explore universals; they seek to suggest commonalities in the lives of those who read them. Patrick Gillespie, in his PoemShape blog review, writes that "Gideonse's poems are rich with an eye for color, contrast, shape, and detail. . . . He speaks with clarity, honesty, and openness . . . warmly [inviting] the reader into his life and the inspiration drawn from it."
Ellison Ellis Coffey, a lonely fifth-grader, discovers he might have the special gift of talking to bugs and decides to use his ability to win his town's annual Woolly Worm Race. Illustrations.
An uproarious memoir and guide to leaving the big city So you escaped whatever humdrum little town you grew up in and moved to The Big City. Maybe it was New York. Maybe it was Seattle or Kansas City. Wherever it was, there was amazing stuff everywhere you turned: Ethiopian food! A movie theater that played documentaries! A hairstylist who knew what to do with frizz! You overlooked the crime rates (edgy!), the proximity of your kitchen to your bed (convenient!), and the fact that you had to take public transportation to see nature, then had to share it with millions of other cranky, naked mole-rat apartment dwellers (urban!). But then you got a job offer you couldn't refuse. Or you developed asthma. Or you got pregnant. Or you got pregnant for the second time and you couldn't use your closet as a bedroom for two babies. And you decided you had to leave. When Frank Sinatra and Alicia Keys said that if you could make it in New York, you could make it anywhere, they probably weren't talking about the middle of nowhere or whatever suburb you used to make fun of. Because "making it" is really hard to do without world-class museums and gourmet food trucks. Erin Clune regales readers with priceless stories of her own experiences leaving New York for her hometown in Wisconsin, and provides a jocular but useful guide--for anyone leaving, or thinking about leaving, their own personal mecca--to finding contentment while staying true to yourself in a place far, far away from The City.
As human beings, we often tend to categorize our experiences as either good or bad. However, the truth is that each experience, no matter how unpleasant it may seem at the time, has the potential to teach us valuable lessons. It is up to us to shift our perspective and view these experiences in a more holistic manner. Louise L. Hay, a renowned motivational author and speaker, emphasized the importance of looking at life experiences as opportunities for growth and learning. She believed that every experience we have is an opportunity for us to become more aware of ourselves and our inner power. Her teachings inspire individuals to take responsibility for their thoughts and actions, and realize that they have the power to shape their own reality. Dr. Wayne W. Dyer, another influential author and speaker, also highlighted the importance of shifting one's perspective and taking a more positive approach to life experiences. He believed that our thoughts and beliefs shape our reality, and encouraged individuals to adopt a mindset of gratitude and abundance. For the author, Louise L. Hay and Dr. Wayne W. Dyer served as mentors and sources of inspiration. This book is a tribute to them both and the valuable lessons they imparted. By adopting their teachings and viewing her own life experiences as opportunities for growth, the Author has been able to transform her outlook on life and find deeper meaning in even the most challenging situations
Zombies may seem crazy, but have you taken a good look at the news lately? Inside the the Silvercrest Muddy Mesa Facility for Mental Rehabilitation, Sid Singleton can say anything but zombie. His treatment includes admitting that the past four years of his life are just a delusion. A bad dream he created out of a dangerous and wayward mind. He's happy to go along. He even learns to enjoy the cafeteria taco pie. And it all would have worked out fine except for one thing: his old pal Ziggy shows up as zombie as ever. If you like a melon-twisting ride through a madhouse filled with zombies, then this is the book for you. Fans of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Kafka, and Edgar Allen Poe will find plenty here to please them! This is Book Three in The Silvercrest Experiment. You could try reading it on its own, but it will make more sense if you read the first two books. Besides, they’re fun!
Life can be wonderful, amazing and funny and it can also be hard, scary and full of surprisesif only there was a manual! Just a simple guide to show me how to get from point A to point B (in the quickest and least painful way). - Patty If youve ever uttered these words, then this book is for you! Enter Patty Lowry. Shes a little bit edgy, saucy and bold. Shes also super smart, sensible and real. Inspired by the practical and productive panache of a chipmunk and driven by a lust for lists, Patty created this how-to guide for managing the different things that life throws at you. Each scenario simplified to eleven steps to follow; her logic is that ten steps are doable, and throw in one more for good luck! Youll find over eighty instructional and enlightening lists for both celebratory and challenging life scenarios; including everything from how to handle a bad hair day and broken heart to how to be the best you. Filled with sure-fire ways to tap into possibilities and choices, How to Live Like a Chipmunk and Other Tips on Living an Awesome Sauce Life will spark a smile, debunk the ordinary, amp up the extraordinary and offer up options to live your most Awesome Sauce life.
Lifting the lid on the chart-topping, girl-kissing, trend-setting princess of pop In 2006, Katy Perry was on the brink of packing it all in and giving up - Hollywood had almost got the better of her. Two hit albums later and she practically owns the place. The gorgeous singer, best known for her flirty hit 'I Kissed a Girl', likes to flaunt her feminine side with inch-long eyelashes, maraschino-cherry lips, and playful retro outfits like polka-dotted hot pants and tube dresses, but Katy's path to fame was far bumpier than her glamtastic image lets on. Raised in Santa Barbara, California, she started her musical career in the church, her parents were both born-again Christian pastors. Her first album, released in 2001, was Christian gospel and the rules for her early years were 'no pop, no snacks, no boys'. At 16 she dropped out of high school and made the move to L.A., and her life was forever changed. It took more than eight years of false starts, winning and losing three record contracts, before she scored the million-selling album One of the Boys. But once `Ur So Gay' was declared by Madonna as her song of the year, 'I Kissed a Girl' ignited all that controversy, and Katy met her husband-to-be Russell Brand and so became one half of one of the most exciting and endearing Hollywood couples, Katy Perry was propelled to the top of the Hollywood A list. Jo Berry's insightful and honest biography reveals the incredible story of the life and loves of the artist and performer Katy Perry.
