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Author: Kenn Nesbitt
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Published: 2018-10-27
Total Pages: 158
ISBN-13: 9781525285417
DOWNLOAD EBOOKChildren's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher:
Published: 2018-10-26
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 9781525285349
DOWNLOAD EBOOKChildren's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 2014-09
Total Pages: 0
ISBN-13: 9781500802011
DOWNLOAD EBOOKChildren's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.Take a deep breath. Hold on tight. Fasten your seat belt! The Biggest Burp Ever is another epic romp of rib-tickling rhyme on the endless roller coaster ride known as Kenn's prolific pen! --Charles Ghigna - Father Goose(R)Kenn Nesbitt has an amazing power: He's a poet whose punchlines aim straight for the funny bone and rarely, if ever, miss. Here, in this brand-new collection, the Master of the Looney-verse pays another welcome visit to planet Mirth, delivering a pun-packed pummeling that is guaranteed to leave young readers everywhere reeling with joy. - Graham Denton, children's poet and anthologistThe Biggest Burp Ever by Kenn Nesbitt dials up the silly factor to 11. With a verbal palette as bright as childhood itself, the Children's Poet Laureate covers topics from Xboxes to pizzas to pets and delivers a chuckle on every one. Fair warning: Upon reading one of his punchlines, I had milk coming out of my nose, and I hadn't even drunk any. --Brian P. Cleary, author of the Words are CATegorical series
Author: Glenn Murphy
Publisher: Flash Point
Published: 2009-09-01
Total Pages: 293
ISBN-13: 1429998342
DOWNLOAD EBOOKHow loud can your average middle-grader burp? Parents, librarians, and innocent bystanders are about to find out. This follow-up to the equally alluring WHY IS SNOT GREEN? tackles more of life's burning questions, many submitted by real-life ten-year-olds Could we use animal poop to make electricity? What's the world's deadliest disease? Why is your mother turning green? Part silly, part serious, and a big part scatological, HOW LOUD CAN YOU BURP? is destined for greatness and grossness.
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Published: 2012-06-19
Total Pages: 115
ISBN-13: 1442455691
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2010-07-08
Total Pages: 130
ISBN-13: 1101437189
DOWNLOAD EBOOKThe first day at a new school is always the hardest, right? No, not always as George finds out the hard way. On the second day at…Sugarman Elementary School, he is suddenly seized by uncontrollable burps, burps so loud they practically break the sound barrier, burps that make him do wild and crazy stuff and land him in trouble with a capital T. One thing is for sure: these are not normal burps, they are magic burps—and they must be stopped! But how?
Author: Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Published: 2012-08-07
Total Pages: 100
ISBN-13: 1442455853
DOWNLOAD EBOOKStudents and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).
Author: Nancy Krulik
Publisher: Penguin
Published: 2015-06-09
Total Pages: 130
ISBN-13: 0448482835
DOWNLOAD EBOOKGeorge and his classmates are giving reports on their family trees, and their presentations will be broadcast on the local news. George is excited, but when he discovers he’s related to the king of Arfendonia—a place no one has ever heard of—he panics. What if he makes a fool of himself on live TV? And even worse, what if his burp decides to make a guest appearance? Then George will be a total royal embarrassment!
Author: Sheri Radford
Publisher: Erlangga for Kids
Published: 2009
Total Pages: 40
ISBN-13: 9789797819859
DOWNLOAD EBOOKPenelope literally brings down the house with her boisterous belching. Summon the doctors! Phone the fire fighters! Call the police! Too thirsty to heed her mother's warnings, Penelope soon learns the disastrous consequences of gulping a few glass of grape soda too quickly!
Author: Michael Rosen
Publisher:
Published: 1993
Total Pages: 60
ISBN-13: 9780862644253
DOWNLOAD EBOOKWhen Bertha discovers that her accidental burps can send things flying, she decides to perfect her newfound skill.
