The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-07-31

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478346494

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-01-05

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781468184822

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Giants' Fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Giants' Fan Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Giants' Fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Giants' Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Giants' Fan s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Giants' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Giants' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Giants' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Giants' Fan s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers
The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

Author: Michael Dahl

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2010-09-18

Total Pages: 304

ISBN-13: 1440506345

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!

The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever
The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever

Author: Jordan Walker

Publisher:

Published: 2012-11-24

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781300441007

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The Funniest New York Giants Joke Book Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football and our rivals. Jokes about the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and many more. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, some jokes were thought up in the MetLife Stadium or by Giants fans in the bars after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to have a laugh at our rivals expense. We love the Big Blue

The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding)
The Biggest Joke Book Ever (No Kidding)

Author: Michael Pellowski

Publisher: Applesauce Press

Published: 2011-05-31

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781604332261

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Billed as the largest collection of jokes ever compiled, these jokes will make kids giggle, groan, grin, and bust a gut! Includes humorous illustrations throughout. At over 5,000 jokes included, this is the wonderful long and entertaining collection that will This book is jam packed with hundreds and hundreds of jokes for kids. Includes goofy gags, twisted tongue twisters, riddles, and more.

The Little Giant Book of Jokes
The Little Giant Book of Jokes

Author: Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.

Published: 1996

Total Pages: 356

ISBN-13: 9780806961019

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Like junk-food snacks, this biggest little collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one... Tourist (to farmer): Lived here all your life? Farmer: Not yet. Father: Bonnie, please take the dog out and give him some air. Bonnie: Sure, Dad. Where's the nearest gas station? Enjoy jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, Martians and earthlings. And groaner book-and-author lists (Sport Injuries by Charlie Hawes; Cookouts Italian Style. Plus tongue twisters, shaggy dogs, first dates, and yes, Waiter, There's a Fly in My Soup jokes. 352 pages, 218 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.

The Best Joke Book (Period)
The Best Joke Book (Period)

Author: William Donohue

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Published: 2014-11

Total Pages: 208

ISBN-13: 1440583099

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Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!