The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-05-21

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781477516157

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bus Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bus Driver Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bus Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bus Driver jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bus Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bus Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bus Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bus Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bus Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Bus Driver Jokes
Bus Driver Jokes

Author: Chester Croker

Publisher: Independently Published

Published: 2019-02-09

Total Pages: 36

ISBN-13: 9781796519754

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If you're looking for some funny bus driver jokes or funny coach driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it features some classics as well as some new gags that you definitely wouldn't have heard before, and they will make you smile that's for sure. These jokes for bus drivers will entertain you and brighten up your day. This is a bumper collection of entertaining jokes, puns, gags and stories which includes gems such as the one about the cross eyed bus driver who couldn't see eye to eye with the passengers. You will enjoy some great one-liners, plenty of quick fire question and answer gags and many story based jokes which are guaranteed to get you laughing all the way back to the bus station. While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best bus driver jokes and coach driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend. This book would also make an ideal gift for any bus driver you know, so buy it now!

Jokes from the School Bus
Jokes from the School Bus

Author: Jerry Harwood

Publisher: Vantage Press, Inc

Published: 2006-10

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9780533152933

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Have you ever wondered what kids get up to while riding the school bus? Well, here are some of their jokes, funny stories, and humorous expressions--all field tested by veteran bus driver Harwood, whose passengers awarded them an A+ for humor!

Best School Bus Driver Ever
Best School Bus Driver Ever

Author: Sjg Publishing

Publisher:

Published: 2019-12-14

Total Pages: 112

ISBN-13: 9781675603239

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Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!

Adventures of Mr. Bill
Adventures of Mr. Bill

Author: Bill Parrish

Publisher: Bill Parrish

Published: 2008

Total Pages: 100

ISBN-13: 9780979914508

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Adventures of Mr. Bill is a compilation of some of the funnier incidents experienced by the author as a school bus driver for the K-12 crowd. Mr. Bill discovered that opportunities for humor abound when in the presence of the younger generation.

The New York City Cab Driver's Best Joke Book Ever!
The New York City Cab Driver's Best Joke Book Ever!

Author: Jim Pietsch

Publisher:

Published: 2015-06-05

Total Pages: 192

ISBN-13: 9780692414736

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What do hookers, Wall Street brokers, actors, tourists, rock stars, priests, drug dealers, fashion models, tourists, bartenders, old ladies, newlyweds, and divorce attorneys have in common? In the back of a cab, they all gave New York City cabbie Jim Pietsch a good time. Just because he asked them one simple question: "Heard any good jokes lately?" And they delivered...everything from crazy crack-you-up clean jokes, to fall-on-the-floor-laughing raunchy jokes. Jim didn't just listen and laugh, though. He shared the funniest of them all in his bestselling The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book and its side-splitting sequel, The New York City Cab Driver Joke Book, Volume 2. Now, the Master Joke Magnet is back, putting together all the A-#1 Primo Material Killer Jokes from his first two books into one punchline packed volume. Jim got his first book deal when an editor for Warner Books got into his cab. After they spent the long trip trading jokes while driving from the West Side to the East side, she told him that he should write a book and gave him her card. He called her, and two weeks later he delivered a proposal to her at her office. The next day, she offered him a book deal and Jim's Joke World was officially born. Only in New York! The New York City Cab Driver's BEST JOKE BOOK EVER includes over 300 of Jim's favorite one-liners and story jokes. He hopes that joke tellers everywhere will use this volume as their handbook, telling the jokes to everyone they know, and spreading hysterical laughter all over the world.

The Best Ever Book of Driver Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Driver Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-06-14

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781477661406

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Driver Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Driver jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Taxi Driver Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Taxi Driver Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Published: 2012-10-10

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478332886

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Taxi Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Taxi Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Taxi Driver Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Taxi Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Taxi Driver jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Taxi Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Taxi Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Taxi Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Taxi Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Taxi Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes
The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes

Author: Mark Geoffrey Young

Publisher: CreateSpace

Published: 2012-07-16

Total Pages: 106

ISBN-13: 9781478119760

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If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Truck Driver jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Truck Driver Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Truck Driver joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Truck Driver jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Truck Drivers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Truck Driver and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Truck Driver brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Truck Driver who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Truck Drivers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***