Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

Author: Cory O'Brien

Publisher: Penguin

Published: 2013-03-05

Total Pages: 306

ISBN-13: 039916040X

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From the creator of Myths Retold comes a hilarious collection of Greek, Norse, Chinese and even Sumerian myths retold in their purest, bawdiest forms! All our lives, we’ve been fed watered-down, PC versions of the classic myths. In reality, mythology is more screwed up than a schizophrenic shaman doing hits of unidentified…wait, it all makes sense now. In Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, Cory O’Brien, creator of Myths RETOLD!, sets the stories straight. These are rude, crude, totally sacred texts told the way they were meant to be told: loudly, and with lots of four-letter words. Did you know? Cronus liked to eat babies. Narcissus probably should have just learned to masturbate. Odin got construction discounts with bestiality. Isis had bad taste in jewelry. Ganesh was the very definition of an unplanned pregnancy. And Abraham was totally cool about stabbing his kid in the face. Still skeptical? Here are a few more gems to consider: • Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed. • The entire Egyptian universe was saved because Sekhmet just got too hammered to keep murdering everyone. • The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies. • The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace. And there’s more dysfunctional goodness where that came from.


Sin & Chocolate

Sin & Chocolate

Author: K. F. Breene

Publisher:

Published: 2021-07-29

Total Pages:

ISBN-13: 9781955757089

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Some people are ordained for greatness?Those people usually have a lot of drama in their life. Drama I happily do without. I live in a forgotten corner of nowhere for a reason: there is safety in anonymity. I have enough problems just trying to get by.But when Kieran, a sinfully sexy demigod at the pinnacle of power, crashes into my life, suddenly my whole world is turned upside down.He's harboring a deadly secret, one that could destroy all he holds dear. He thinks I'm the key to his salvation, and he wants me to help him claim vengeance.He also wants me with a passion that burns my body from the inside out.To ignore him is impossible, but to give in to my desires, even for a night, would thrust me into danger I might not survive.But can I resist the temptation?


Lord of Fire

Lord of Fire

Author: Charlene Hartnady

Publisher:

Published: 2020-05-27

Total Pages: 272

ISBN-13:

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A fast-paced, action packed adventure, by USA Today Bestselling author Charlene Hartnady. We can't help who we are. Some things are preordained. I was born half god and half dragon shifter. We call ourselves the dragon demigods. Mortal, powerful, arrogant as sh!t. Being a dragon demigod has definite perks. Perks we have to be very careful about using, since the humans don't know about our existence. We're able to shift into dragon form. We have unique powers. Lastly, we're attractive to the human race. Handy, since we live among them. Unlike others of my kind, I inherited one of those traits.Only one.Thing is, I'm okay with that. More than okay. I'm talented at what I do. I own my own custom workshop. I like to get my hands dirty. There is only one rule at my place of business. I never deal directly with the clients. I'm a moody bastard. A loner. Happiest when under the hood of a car. I never once broke my rule, until the day she walked into my shop. How could he have done this? I should be sad. I should be grieving but I'm not. All I can feel is angry. My brother killed himself because he owed a lot of money to the worst kind of people and now, they're after me. They want payment one way or another. For the last couple of weeks, all I've done is exist. Running from one place to the next. These murderous gangsters are right on my tail. They're slowly catching up to me. It won't be long and they'll have me. Just when I think it can't get any worse, my car breaks down. That's when I meet him. A beast of a man. He's rude. He's conceited. He might be exactly what I need to get out of this mess. No cheating! Contains hot alpha males and therefore strong sexual themes/language.


Gods & Beasts

Gods & Beasts

Author: Adam Fisher

Publisher: Pegasus Books

Published: 2017-05-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781681774121

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Open these pages and wander through the Minotaur's labyrinth and open Pandora's box to discover a world of heroes, goddesses, nymphs, dragons and more just waiting to be colored to life in this visually stunning new coloring book for all ages. Through intricate pen and ink illustrations, colorists are invited to explore this mythological landscape and the fantastical imaged creatures of Greek myths and world folklore, where you encounter seductive sirens and delicate fairies, menacing hydras and playful satyrs. Let your imagination run wild with the heroes of Olympus and one hundred vivid illustrations that invite your unique creative touch.


The Demigods of Olympus

The Demigods of Olympus

Author: Rick Riordan

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2015-07-14

Total Pages: 207

ISBN-13: 1484757378

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Your quest begins! Use your demigod skills in this interactive and customizable adventure story written by New York Times #1 bestselling author Rick Riordan. Combining four short stories, The Two-Headed Guidance Counselor, The Library of Deadly Weapons, My Demon Satyr Tea Party, and My Personal Zombie Apocalypse, your choices will have consequences in this first interactive demigod adventure.


Sin and Surrender

Sin and Surrender

Author: K. F. Breene

Publisher:

Published: 2020-06-09

Total Pages: 0

ISBN-13: 9781955757300

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t's the moment Kieran and Lexi have been preparing for. The Magical Summit.Ready or not, they will take their assembled team into the belly of the beast. The stakes couldn't be higher. If the powers that be don't approve of Kieran, he will not earn the official title of the Demigod of San Francisco. The real danger concerns Lexi, however. With Kieran away in meetings, she must brave the treacherous halls of the Summit with just her crew and her wards, fighting for social placement and status, open to attack from all angles.She could've never expected what comes at her. No one could've


Demigods Academy - Year Two

Demigods Academy - Year Two

Author: Elisa S. Amore

Publisher:

Published: 2019-10-31

Total Pages: 228

ISBN-13: 9781947425156

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Demigods academy is a Young Adult Urban Fantasy novel for readers of all ages. Perfect for fans of Harry Potter and Percy Jackson.


The Son of Sobek

The Son of Sobek

Author: Rick Riordan

Publisher: Disney Electronic Content

Published: 2013-06-18

Total Pages: 90

ISBN-13: 1423188101

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In this e-book short story by Rick Riordan, Carter Kane is investigating rumored sightings of a monster on Long Island when he runs into something else: a mysterious boy named Percy Jackson. And their meeting isn't exactly friendly. . . . Includes a sneak peek chapter from HOUSE OF HADES, Book Four in the Heroes of Olympus series.